Give me one reason to play that doesnt involve Clem
The Walking Dead
Ohhh I have a ton of reasons
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Jesus how many are there?
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OP's autism knows no bounds.
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>don't know if you're gonna piss yourself or squirt
>implying there's a difference
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Go play in traffic OP, nobody likes you.
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This thread is gold
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Her cute twink loverboy is definitely among them.
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>*sees you brushing teeth*
Mornin, Uncle Javi. Nice day right?
>*opens toothpaste*
Hey, can you pass me my toothbrush? Thanks
>*checks teeth in mirror*
Huh. Didnt know she was growing already.
>*picks hair out of gums*
Oh, this? Cmon Javi you took science class too, right? Its a hair. But uhh, not mine.
>*twirls hair between fingers*
Girls. Am I right, Javi? Think they're your sweetpeas and all that, but just a year into their teens start begging guys my age to use our mouths like vibrators?
>*smirks at you*
But then theres guys like you, right? I mean, the world needs them. Diversity and all that mess? We're all special. Your talent just happens to be clearing walkers while risking your life. Me? Well someone has to have the gifted tongue, right? And I aint talking communication.. I mean, who else is going to make Clem curl her toes? Feeling her streams of pussy nectar. Feeling it flow down the tongue like lemon juice on a sweet southern summer?
>*turns back to mirror to brush*
I mean, who else right?
Honestly I'm just glad they didn't go with the sjw lesbian route. I mean it could have really been a lot worse.
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>*shovels manure onto the crops*
Hey, thanks for this Uncle Javi. Without a hand I would have been doing this field work Clint sent me on all afternoon!
>*lifts head to catch breath*
Gee its hot..
>*tugs shirt, circulating air*
Wew I'm stinkin..
>*tugs collar and smells*
But not like last night.
>*turns to you*
Theres a difference you know. Hell, this funk I'm sporting isnt even a fraction of the smell I had coming out of Clem's room. You know, they say theres a smell of a man that has recently driven a little sweetpea to do bad things..
>*raises eyebrows*
Huh? You dont know? Cmon Javi, I think you do. Just hard to imagine Clem doing those things, right? Evil things. Like using her pussy to milk sweaty ass cum covered cock till her god damn eyeballs are doing loops. A smell, Javi. An essence. Damn near satanic in debauchery let me tell you. The shit you wiff when passing an organized orgy room? That shit. But for me? I didnt need but one pair of blossoming tits and a sweet brown face to stink that room up last night. While you were sleeping in the other room, I was awake in the other. While catching shut eye, your ears were still prone. Hearing the rhythmic grunts of two kids discovering eachother, ensuring a cum-based mildew to grow on the sheets. But dont worry, we cleaned it up. And your nose? Susceptible to the aroma of the room right next.
>*looks at the crops*
You know, manure aside, this aint so bad. I mean the lemon flowers just do it for me. Just an aroma without corruption. Unlike me. Unlike Clem. Hell, i dont even have a word for it. But one thing's for sure, Javi...
>*puts shovel away*
When I stepped out of Clem's room...
>*stands beside you*
I sure as fuck didnt smell catholic.
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YO YO YO YO HOOOOOOOL UP
>*kisses Clem*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>*holds her hand*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*tells her they should go where Javi cant find them*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>*still holding her hand guides her to a shed*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>*closes the door*
U BE SAYIN
>*turns to Clem*
HOL UP HOL UP
>*undresses her*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her tits*
SO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her pussy*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>*sees her asshole*
HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*sucks her nipple*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*spits on cockhead before grinding it between her vulva*
AYYYOO HOL UP HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*flips her over before spreading her asscheeks and spitting on it*
SO HE'LL ALWAYS BE
>*takes a big ass huff of her sweaty butt aroma*
ALWAYS GON BE
>*puts his cock through her pulsating butthole*
FOREVER
>*fucks it till kingdom cum*
EVA EVA
>*pulls out leaving a line of cum between his cock and her ass*
GON EVA BE
>*flips her over before cumming on her clitoris*
AYYYOO GON FOREVER BE
>*cums on her face*
HOL UP
>*cums on her tongue*
HE'LL FOREVER BE
>*cums on her eyes*
EVA BE
>*cums on her shoulder*
EVA EVA BE
>*cums in her armpits*
FOREVER EVA
>*cums on her neck*
WAIT JUST HOL UP YOU JAVIFAGS
>*cums on her nipppes*
U SAYING GABE WILL ALWAYS BE
>*cums in her bellybutton*
THE GUY WHO TOOK
>*cums on her feet*
CLEM'S
>*cums on Javi's face when he opens the shed door, telling Clem to spread her ass wide so Javi will be driven to suicide at the sight of the everflowing cum of Gabe that he never got to experience childhood love, especially to this degree where you literally make the young girl your uncle is interested in a walking cum dump*
VUR
JEEN
A TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE??????????????????????????????
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POST YFW BASED GABE IS FUCKING, CUMMING INSIDE, AND IMPREGNATING CLEM BUT THEN FUCKING JAVI RUINS THE MOOD BY WALKING IN ON THEM THEN RUNS TO HIS KEKSHED CRYING BUT AND WILL MOST LIKELY COMMIT SUICIDE SO NOW YOUR BEST BOY GABE GOTTA FILL CLEM'S FUCKHOLE TO THE BRIM WITH COCK GOOP BUT WITH SOME DEAD FAGGOT HANGING FROM THE CEILING OF THE KEKSHED OUTSIDE
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>walking dead thread
>600 replies, 43 posters
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At least it's almost time for this hunk of shit to come out
>spoiling Kate after the cliffhanger ending
Literally for WHAT fucking purpose
Yeah.
Frankly I hope it ends on a cliffhanger/unresolved because any other option would be a travesty.
Are you fucking serious nigger? End Clem's story already. Unless she becomes a villain next season and AJ will have to put her down himself i could care less. She is LITERALLY the Lightning of TellTale
Too late for that.
If TTG does get rid of Clem then they might as well get rid of the series entirely because they won't have any customers left.
I would do anything to get rid of racially ambiguous shit. Straight up pandering.
Holy shit dude nobody but your annoying Sup Forumsack ass cares.
The entirety of the American continent is racially ambiguous.
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t. Nigger
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these threads are a treasure
i dont even know shit about TWD
Heres all you need to know :
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God damnit Javi
I haven't played this game either. Can someone tell me in text why this guy would care what a little girl is doing sexually? He looks older than her by a lot. Or is the other kid seriously rubbing it in his face for no reason?
Theres just a shit ton of sexual tension between Javi and Clem
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So people think Javi wants to fuck her like Gabe does. An uncle/nephew/girl love triangle
There is no reason
If you really care, just watch a long play or something.
Kenny did nothing wrong
Here's the short version.
>underage fag ships Gabe and Clem
>goes so far as to accumulate fan art
>makes greentexts himself because nobody has cared about TTG since TWAU
>still no replies
>fakes spoilers
>still no replies
>spams his own threads into oblivion all day every day
>you are here
The protagonist in the game doesn't really care much depending on your """choices""", however his nephew keeps fucking up worse than Ben so he's become the most hated character of the season.
Hence OP.
He's trying to fill the void that is the lack of interest for TWD. He needs validation that he'd usually find on tumblr however literally nobody cares.
I won't lie though, the possibility of Gabefag being BTFO makes me hard as diamonds.
Here's a picture to trigger him.
>killing someone over a damn mistake
>not wrong
Are you fucking BRAINDEAD you retarded NIGGER?
If Clem had lost AJ that goddamn maniac would have knifed her all the same. Youre a fucking piece of cunt you stupid little shit.
>killing someone in self defense
>wrong
sasuga Janefags
THREE ENDINGS
THREE
Yet they ALL lead to meeting Javi on the road. Life doesnt work like that. I would have glady waited 2-3 more years for a New Frontier game that starts you on 3 completely different paths determined by where you ventured with AJ last season. There was so much potential, but they squandered it to put out a new title quickly.
Leaving with Jane could have made your Clem a ruthless survivor. Leaving with Kenny could have kept her happier and childlike. Leaving on her own with AJ could have made her mature and motherly.
BUT NO
IT ALL
LEADS
TO THIS
Kenny attacked Jane, dumbfuck. Rewatch the damn scene you peabrain son of dyke
The only son of a dyke here is the one inside Jane hanging from a rope.
>girl walking with a father figure
>romantic
Kill yourself, Javicuck.
Short hair is cute you no taste faggot, tomboys too. Jane wasnt a 300 pound whale like your butch ass mom so leave the word dyke out of your mouth
you want more?
I know it makes you happy.
>killing someone over a damn mistake
It was no mistake, Jane hid the baby on purpose and lied about killing it to make Kenny angry.
>not wrong
If you save Jane the option to stay with her says "I forgive you" meaning she had done something wrong and needs to be forgiven for it. No such option exists if you keep Kenny alive, so yes, not wrong.
>If Clem had lost AJ that goddamn maniac would have knifed her all the same.
Yeah, that's why if Clem kills Sarita herself Kenny just yells at Clem right?
The only reason Kenny attacked Jane is because Jane pretended that the baby was dead. So, if Jane never lied about the baby to begin with, Kenny wouldn't have attacked her in the first place.
You cucked as fuck Javi-schmuck end your life
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Continue or we good?
come on you can't tell me you wouldn't get a kick out of it
It's like a book but you don't have to read anything.
continue
Alright boss
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Ah i fucked it all up sorry guys Im high i cant even tell which page i need to post
But I'm about to try again and make a thread on Sup Forums so look for the words 'Negan' in catalog
>shoot guy holding two 12 year olds at gun point
>one of them blurts it out to his friends
>HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM, I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
I'm so fucking glad that I could tell them to Fuck off.
He ends up feeling like shit and basically begs you to forgive him afterwards and ends up being a pretty cool dude. The theme of this game is basically forgiving people and giving people second chances, so that's what I've been trying to do. On my second playthrough
I fucking read all those images. Jesus so many
I met the voice actress for her! I kid you not, she was the nicest fucking person you will ever meet. Really awesome person.
Not to mention fat as fucking fuck.
If they'd done as you asked it would kill their company.
Am I the only person who doesnt even care about money? If I were a dev I would be focused on making an enjoyable experience, not a cashgrab.
see my problem is that no matter how many telltale games I play, I always forget that the main characters will never die under any circumstances unless MAYBE its the last episode.
best case scenario is all of the Garcias dying and Clem becoming so broken she goes Kenny 2.0 leading to her needing a bullet in her skull next season or next
I wanna fuck Clem and there is nothing you can do to stop me
Javi is a cuck!
KEK