Sleepover with my friend to play Halo

>Sleepover with my friend to play Halo
>His parents start arguing

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>sleepover with a friend
>his parents start arguing
>fuck his sister while they're distracted

This always made me feel very uncomfortable. Jesus Christ can't you wait to argue until I leave the next morning? At least go to a different part of the house and keep your voices down I just wanted to play some vidyas. Very unfair!

>Stay the night with my friend
>Wake up early
>Awkwardly wait for him to wake up

>Sleepover at friend's house
>He gets into bed with you

>Only hung out with one guy as I was antisocial outside of school
>Parents split
>Stop being friends with that guy because he becomes a douche
>Never have another sleepover again
>Dont even go to parties

>have a sleepover at friends
>he falls asleep at 9pm
>hang out with his older brother all night

>it's a sleepover birthday party
>always wake up first
>have to either sit there waiting for everyone else to wake up, or go interact with his parents

>stay the night with my friend
>go to bed early
>awkwardly wait for him to get it up

This x1000. I would always wake up early and it'd take my friends forever to wake up. I learned to just slip out unnoticed and pretty much do this in all social situations. If I go out to a bar with people I'll often just leave without ever saying goodbye.

>Friend from school/recreational activies invites you over
>Spend the whole day watching him play Runescape

>Friend's sister has her friend over too

>Sleepover at friend's house
>His bed is being painted or some shit, so we have to sleep in his dad's room
>I'm gay and really horny all the time
>Friend and dad already sleep
>Get the urges
>Dad is big and hairy, a real bear type
>Approach him a bit very quietly
>Get close to him
>Start rubbing to his leg slowly, hard as diamonds
>Can't take it anymore and go to fap to bathroom
>Best orgasm of my life
>Nest day he makes us pancakes
>I love pancakes

>sleepover at friends house playing vidya
>his parents start having sex in their room
>loudly

What was his name?

That sounds hot.

>middle class family
>friend is from a poor family
>he comes over for the night
>playing contra all night long
>having a good time
>9am rolls around and just went back to playing again
>dad went to work
>mom comes home drunk
>two unknown people are with her
>mom rips out NES from wall
>TV hits the ground
>takes games
>friend awkwardly leaves
>find out awhile later she had to pay a gambling debt
>look of pity from poor friend forevermore

...

>Friend invites me over
>We play Saturn games
>Friend then says that this is the most boring playdate ever
>makes me call my mom to come get me early
>feel like shit forever

this is why every parent thinks that every other kid other than their own has autism

Wait what
you don't share a bed with your best friend when you sleep over?

>Friend starts flirting with my mom instead of playing Goldeneye

>Sleepover with a bunch of friends
>Girl I like sleeps with me
>Wake up 4 in the morning with my entire body aching
>She's on top of my chest sleeping softly and I can't wake her up
>Se a roach walking into my shoes but can't do nothing
>Have to just meditate and forego my arm to not wake her up
>In the end we didn't even kiss

>Friend's elder sister is attractive
>She rides horses

>Sleep over at friend's house
>aww yeah time to play smash
>set it to 4 cpu's and 99 stock
>turn up the volume
>close the door and suck each other's dicks for hours
>his parents never find out

>friend invites you over to play vidya
>DUDE WAIT A SECOND LET ME SHOW YOU THIS HILARIOUS YOUTUBE VIDEO FIRST HAHAHAHAHAHA
>starts it
>turns to look at you whenever something 'funny' happens
>H-HEH, IT'S NOT THAT GOOD ANYMORE BUT WATCH THIS
>puts up the next video in the fucking playlist

This happened with some faggot femboy that was my friends roommate because I alater found out he was the person I fucked at a party weeks ago while he was dressed up as tracer. Shit was awkward as fuck and I straight up told him to get the fuck out.

>Your parents start arguing.

...

>tfw using lotion as lube
>parents ask why the room smells fruity

why did you tell him to get out if you had already fucked him before?

>I already had this conversation, so nobody ever again can talk about it
Fuck off faggot

>being circumcised

It was an accident. I don't want to explain

Negative attention is still attention.

they're arguing because their son is sleeping with another young man
it's gotta suck to raise a faggot

>have best friend with sleep overs as a kid
>his parents get divorced
>he slowly becomes angier/douchier each year
>eventually turns into the biggest fucking ass hole, fights everyone, turns on me
>to this day he's been arrested a handful of times for battery and drug posession
>remember all the good times we had and realize that guy is gone
don't know what to feel tbqhfam

You didn't know he was a guy when you fucked him in the ass?

> Study at a friends house for Calculus test.
> take a break to watch some TV
> mattress is on floor
> friend doesn't use pillows
> friend can't see the show over my chest
> offer my arm/shoulder as a pillow
> she accepts and I spend the night cuddling with her

I miss that girl.

I think he means the intercourse kind of lube, darlin

What, you never cuddled with your twinkish friend after a whole day and night of vidya games and anime on VHS? You never held his waist tight as you buried your face in his neck and smelled your shampoo on him? You never gently palmed his obvious erection through his sweatpants? You never got the satisfaction of making him so needy he finally backs his tight butt against your groin so he can grind against you?
You're telling me you didn't roll him over after that so you were facing each other? You're telling me it didn't occur to you that you should kiss when you notice he's blushing and panting? You're telling me you didn't lose any sense of control and dominance once you started kissing and that your plans to have your way with him fell apart and that you became a couple of horny teens frotting against each other and kissing passionately? You never felt him break the kiss and whimper as he started getting close? You didn't hold him tight and whisper how much you loved him as you both made a mess of your sleepwear? You probably didn't even pet his hair and praise him as he trembled from his first time with someone else being your first time too? God I can't imagine the idea of not sneaking into the shower together after.

>that friend who would moan when he got hurt in a video game

Sorry that was my family
That was me too

>the one time i invite friends over
>parents start yelling at me
>a week later
>gee user why don't you ever invite any friends over

>That friend with that wierd dad who had a huge fucking toy gun collection.

maybe he had an inverted penis?

I was drunk okay? I didn't even see his dick because he fucking taped it tightly to his stomach do it looked non existent

Assuming you're not a manlet and she was actually small enough to sleep on your chest,
>not enjoying the maximum comfy overload, then letting it all hit your brain and fall back asleep
On a scale of fag to OP where would you say you land

Doesn't make a difference
If you're uncut you don't need it

disappointed that he became an asshole over nothing special

>I was drunk okay
You deserved being gay

user you should beat the fuck out of him later, right?

>sleepover at friends
>"why can't you be more like user?"
shit was always awkward

If you're fucking ass, your partner might want it.

>parents didnt let me go to sleepovers

you could have prevented it if you just hugged him and let him talk about his feelings

I'm uncircumcised and I used lotion to fuck my friend's ass. Boy butts are not lubed.

Oh fuck this was my favorite

>Playing Crazy Taxi ,his parents go at it
>Dad hits mom, shoved outside by his older sister, cops are called by someone
>stuck outside, house is in the middle of nowhere, waiting for cops while they continue to scream at each other

it could have been for more but that was a major turning point looking back. I remember after it happened he was acting funny, then slightly aloof, then kind of dark, then darker, then a fucking psychopath. happened over the course of about 10 years

Halo? More like GAYLO

>Sleepover at friend's house
>Imagine you were part of his family and had his parents
>Realize your parents probably wish they had him for a son

>be social outcast nobody likes
>never have a sleepover
>go through life without friends and never have any good teen/early 20s/mid 20s experiences everyone else has

fucking youtube existed when you were a kid? how old are you? 15?

Phil.

did you at least say no homo afterwards

it might be too late now, you know

Youtube is 11 years old now, user
If you are 18 now, you could have been on youtube when you were 7 years old

t. virgin

>YouTube has been around for 12 years
>no mention of a sleepover, just hanging out
Nice kneejerk reaction.

OP is always a faggot but you have transcended into the astral realm.

I'm imagining his parents beating fighting with Yayayaya playing in the background and I can't stop smiling.

>have a birthday party on friday afternoon
>down in the unfinished basement
>walls so thin you could hear ants fucking
>parents willingly allow friends over for party
>play marioparty, mariokart, super smash bros., etc.
>starts to get late
>8pm on friday
>dad tells me it's time for bed
>on my birthday
>on 8pm
>friday
>tell him that's silly can we stay up until 11, surely you're joking
>he says, boy I'll knock you on your ass in front of your friends
>in front of my friends
>embarrassed
>tell everyone it's time for bed, literally one hour after we had dinner
>tell them we will just get up early, like 6am
>some friends call home and leave early

nah I asked him to talk about it but he didn't want to and made it pretty clear to just not talk about it. it fucked him to the core. part of me feels bad and part of me to this day feels angry at him for letting himself go down that road. he was such a cool guy to me growing up, always knew the coolest fucking video games I never heard of. he turned into the biggest shit head and honestly part of me wishes he would die a painful death for his shitty choices.

>At Friend's house for 3 days, we kick off night one by playing Kirby's Superstar co-op.
>Friend's dad is being a dick yelling at friend for some reason
>friend says some typical smarmy kid shit to him to piss him off
>His dad flips his shit, drags friend off screaming off into the kitchen out of my sight and starts fucking wailing on him with a rolled up newspaper
>sitting there watching the screen (can't really progress in the game because friend is away from the controller getting his ass beat) waiting for it to end
>This is playing the entire time while friend is screaming in the background
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>Realize I'm stuck here with this psycho's house in the middle of the desert for 2.5 more days

>The he wanted me to take him out for some coffee and after denying him and making him cry he sent me a box of chocolates and a loveletter telling me that I was the only one who ever loved him

I got shit for it from my friends for weeks. Embarrassing

>Staying up to 6 am just talking about your feelings while playing co-op

>friend invites you over to play games
>his older brother comes in and beats you up
>start crying

I've been there try not to resent him too much he probably has some fucked up shit going on

doeshestillhaveapingas?

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15-year-olds in 2005 are now approaching their 30s. Try not to have an aneurysm.

jesus

>Sup Forums always talks about their super gay sleep overs with loads of dick sucking, rimming, and frotting and everything
>Only ever had the normal video game kind of sleep overs where we played smash, mario party, and fighting games all night