Tfw u will nevr be an taxi driver

tfw u will nevr be an taxi driver

I'd rather be the cook.

>shoes still on

Aren't all of these always acted?

I want to be a bathtub lifeguard instead.

>driving requires constant microtransactions to keep going
>a little rain starts and the other players hit brakes or just stop altogether

driving is shit desu

>pic literally says fake

i have a feeling thats more uncomfortable than pleasurable

DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO

that guy has a nice ass

I want to pound him in the butt while stroking his dick

ALL I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT

bet ur a pedo

>pants down
>panties down/to the side
>shoes on
goat

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Cash cab has really changed a lot since I last watched it

took me a second

What is his penis does in her vagina?

how do i get my balls to hand like that

More

sometimes I think that you guys are gay

I'm mad this isn't a trap

A fake taxi driver, apparently.

female hormones.

>3dpd

are you for real or what

I have to admit, that butt look smooth as hell

this x1000

Is it ironic if I jacked off to that full video?

My butt's just as soft and smooth and my dick's even smaller.

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hey bby u wan sum fuk?

BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPKRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATATATTATTATTTTTTTTTTT...Sssss...tititi

Post it faggot

No, I want a loving, caring boyfriend to someday become my husband.
That'd be slutty of me.

what does this mean

Florida

If i become a taxi driver will be able to fucc hot bitches like that

Mine hang like that too, makes me feel like I'm a bull honestly. I think it has to do with wearing loose underwear and loose pants to get them to hang like that, you can't really achieve it if you're outside unless you want to look like a sperg, but you can achieve it if you wear loose underwear while at home, and sleep in either very loose underwear and pants, or simply naked, they will eventually start hanging like that. Pretty manly too

what did he mean by this

Why can't this be a trap. This is so unfair

>tfw i was a taxi driver in my early 20s
>every time the weekends would start drunk girls would try to offer me sex for free rides
I wish that industry wasn't overflown with pajeets. I have so many crazy experiences from that job

Why would any husband want a attention slut?

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