>Nintendo Treehouse Live Stream
>"Now, we want to reveal one more preview for a new game coming holiday of 2017. Please enjoy."
>black screen
>Metroid jingle
>millions of people across the globe gasp and applaud
>fade in
>Metroid Prime: Federation Force 2
Are you hyped, Sup Forums?
Hype to keep the car running all night in the garage while I fall sleep in it with the window open.
There are things they could do to make the premise good, but the first was just too mediocre and unfulfilling. And sold like shit. And made everyone angry.
They're not going back to that well. This isn't a Sticker Star scenario where people bought the game and were let down.
fpbp
Did anyone even buy this game? It appeased no one
>MS
-Ninja Gaiden Black remaster no fuck you sigmafags that doesnt count this is the real deal
-Scalebound back in production
-new Battletoads game
-Halo 3 Anniversary
>Sony
-Death Stranding
-God of War ditches the shitty DMC clone gameplay and goes full action RPG
-new exclusive soulsborne game by From
-Spider-Man
>Nintendo
-BING BING WAHOO #342561346
-Mario x Rabbids
-Federation Force 2
-Zelda DLC
Seriously, how does ANYONE still defend Nintendo these days?
Even they aren't that stupid. How much did Federation Flop sell again?
Can't spell Sony without NO
Can't spell Microsoft without ROT
Can't spell Nintendo without DO.
Clear winner.
>God of War ditches the shitty DMC clone gameplay and goes full action RPG
I would unironically prefer the DMC ripoff gameplay to the slow, boring shit they showed in the trailer
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You know, if it's on switch I'll probably be more willing to buy it because I wouldn't have to deal with controls on 3DS.
Too bad nintendailure, the industry is moving on without you whether you like it or not. Bing bing wahoo!
Why is it always Bing Bing Wahoo? That's Sonic the Hedgehog noises- Bing is the sound of Sonic hitting a bumper, and wahoo is what he shouts when you use Boost.
You can spell NO, NOT, DON'T, and DONE with it tthough
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ebin mayme my friendo. I give 8/8 supboats.
Why do people actually hate video game companies so much that they resort to behaving like... this... anonymously on the internet?
It would be an interesting sociological/psychological study. I'd be willing to bet their parents didn't express an appropriate amount of love towards them.
64, sunshine, galaxy, galaxy 2. This would be the fifth one though.
It depends. If it ditches the chibi style and shit, and if its cheap, I'd be ok.
But only if its alongside an actual Metroid game. otherwise I'll shitpost.
This is actually very accurate
>100k
lol
2? No, it'll be Federation Force Deluxe.
>Metroid
>Millions