I just can't decide Sup Forums

I just can't decide Sup Forums.
It has never been this hard before.

Kill yourself.

It seems real easy to me, Hifumi is a miracle of the universe.

My fellow brother of another color
Black/dark hair is objectively the best hair color

Well, Futaba isn't there, so I can understand why you're having trouble making your choice.

Somebody explain the appeal of Hifumi as a waifu.

Futaba feels more like a good friend or sibling.

She's Yukiko 2.0

I can see your conundrum, you don't have the information you need to solve the problem. Here you go.

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she's autistic in a cute way, not like how we're autistic

Yukiko was at least funny, Hifumi is just a shitty shogi autist

The only correct choice.

She has the personality of a piece of cardboard just like me.

I LOVE KAWAKAMI

Maybe this will help your decision

Join the Haru masterrace.

beep boop

For me it has never been this easy.

What did you just say about my daughter?

>Ann
Hot, but she's bro that's got your back, not waifu material
>Makoto
Draws you in with nice looks and a promising story but gets boring as fuck, avoid
>Futaba
Basically your sister, that's fine if you're into that
>Haru
Nice, kinda cute, probably the most sensible choice but doesn't really stand out at all
>Hifumi
Pretty boring, her chuuni Shogi shit is fun sometimes
>Chihiya
Muh fate ad infinitum
>Ohya
Who?
>Tae
Good dom if you're into that, is probably loaded, great legs
>Kawakami
Cute, really cares for you, pretty damaged and needs protecting, but your life is over as soon as the relationship is found out

I'd say either Tae or Haru makes the most sense for the average Joker

Hifumi's father is stuck in a hospital bed, though.

Makoto has a bland social rank.

Likewise

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My man.