ITT; we post

ITT; we post
>current favorite vidya
>age you lost your virginity

And if you're somehow still a virgin then the last character you played as is going to fuck you.

but do you lose your wizardry if you fuck 2D?
this is important

>current favorite vidya
Mount and Blade: Warband
>age you lost your virginity
26 (6 years ago)

Come to think of it, staying a virgin well into your 60s IS pretty fucking impressive.

>Mount and Blade: Warband

What mods do you favorize in playing?

I mostly play vanilla, actually.

>Current favorite vidya
Bully
>age you lost virginity
Still a virgin
>last character you played as
Agent G from Typing of the Dead Overkill. Could be worse

>>age you lost your virginity
you realize most people here havent right

2D girls (and boys) are pure.
3D feed on magic like parasytes.

>Persona 5
>Wizard in 5 months
Getting fucked by Joker. Pls no, I'm asexual.

>Still a virgin

want some help with that?

Either you're new, or you're terrible at social cues.

>current favorite
Dark Souls 3 or Fire Emblem Fates right now.
>virginity
Lost it at 15.

Persona 5
22

PUBG and ESO
15

league of legends
lost it at 10

I'd suck a virgin dick no homo

>Favourite game
Etrian Odyssey
>Age
Still a virgo, 21 yo
>Who's gonna fucc me
Luna-chan~

same, I think most guys would

>Team Fortress 2/ Dota 2
>17

>you're terrible at social cues
you realize most people here are right

Nocturne

20

Captcha: materiales sexta

dark souls
25

Professor Layton and the miracle mask

35 still kissless virgin

Yes, but well played all the same.

Does someone that lost his virginity in his mid-twenties want to share his story?
Just to not make me lose hope and stuff.

>Xenoblade X
>15 (11 years ago)

Do you have to actively avoid sluts to remain a virgin? I don't get it. I'm a fat slob and I can just go to the black or Vietnamese parts of this small Midwest city and have no trouble.

WoW:TBC
48

>favorite game
Dwarf Fortress
>lost virginity
At age 18, five years ago

>current favorite vidya
Resident Evil 7
>age you lost your virginity
Still going strong :DD

>And if you're somehow still a virgin then the last character you played as is going to fuck you.
Ethan would fuck my so gently though.

>got drunk at a bar
>was mistaken for someone else
>we got along and met a few times
>she asked if i was a virgin, said yes
>we fucked
you're not missing out desu

>got a job
>made money
>paid a prostitute

>tfw no wizard powers
This is not what was promised to me.

What happened at 48 that did not happen in the 30 years prior?

Doesn't count.

I fucked my cat.

Shitty mobile games.
I'm a wizard.

This is another poster. I got married to a younger girl.

MegaMan legends 2
17 (4 years ago)
Didn't have much choice in the matter but it's better than dying

Sure, here.

>was really fat most of my life
>never attempt to find anyone because of that
>start losing weight at age ~23 and get down to my lowest I've ever been at age 25
>get to know a guy through a vidya stream posted on Sup Forums back when those things were advertised quite frequently
>after about a year I decide to visit him during Christmas (I was 26 at this point)
>virginity gets lost
>we're still together 6 years later

Current: Endless Space 2
All-Time: UFO Defense & WoW

Age 18

>New Vegas
>uhh...
well shit it looks like i'm gonna have to fug male courier six
but you don't fuck the courier, the courier fucks you

aw that's sweet you faggot.

FO4 survival mode
age 18, freshman year of college

That's pretty gay

Katamari Damacy
16

It was my first and almost my last time, 7 years since and I just want to be gay now.

Guilty Gear
I'm ace.

Nice.

>getting fucked by Doom Slayer
help

>Hoi 4 & botw
>12 years old, June 29, 2005, I lost it boy who became my boyfriend for 4 years

Does a blowjob count as losing your virginity or do you have to nut in the other end?

>can't even ask for mercy
Rip m8

>fuck a hooker when i was 18
>haven't had sex since

i'm 28 now

you have to POP-KNOB-IN-FANNY

>Work shitty full time job at retail store
>Some 18 year old senior in college is flirty
>Start to go out with her, easily can do whatever she wants because I have an actual job
>End up deciding to have sex
>We're both virgins
>Both live with uptight parents
>Decide to do it in a parking lot in the middle of the night
>Get to it
>Bright as fuck lights behind us
>Cops telling us to get dressed
>Get taken outside, run through the entire process while they make fun of us
>Cop says "Couldn't even wear your good socks?" because one of mine had holes in them

Symphony of the Night, 22

>recognize a guy on two separate fit/trash generals due to posting similar advice
>start talking on discord, hit it off
>he flies over for 10 days last month, go on dates and bang almost every night
>flying over to his in two months

Sorry if I'm a homo and it doesn't count, considering if I wanted to slut it out on hookup apps I would have done it ages ago.

It's oral sex so I say it counts as long as the thing doing you a blowjob was a human alive being.

Boktai
10 raped by a female baby sitter, but i cant remember if she was cute or not. if it was blocked out she was probably ugly. feels bad

Final Fantasy IX
17 (currently 29)

i lost my virginity to a prostitute when i was 15. it was awesome. since the i have fucked so many hot women through prostitution.
Still, i got my first non hooker blowjob 3 months ago (i'm 23).
pro tip: tell girls you are dating that you are a virgin. they all want to make an experience so will want to fuck you. i lied about being virgin and that how i got my first real blowjob.

my favorite game is Symphony of the night

That image is a bit redundant, I mean around 50~60 you'll loose the ability to have a natural erection, so why even mention anything past?
>only the most dedicated
I mean sincerely by then it's not dedication but it's just you not encountering some weirdo with an old-man fetish, and not forking up some money for a prost in the most desperate of cases.
tl;dr
OP image could use some significant quality improvement.

>current favorite vidya
I really don't have one, MWO maybe as it's the only game I play now
>age you lost your virginity
16, to a fat ugly bitch out of desperation and lack of other choices

OK.

Easy mode: Didn't involve a hooker
Normal mode: No alcohol included
Hard mode: She's 8+/10
Veteran mode: She's you childhood friend or younger than 18 but older than 13 (so it's legal).

...

You could be the Davy Jones of prostitution if you wanted to.

>had job
>didn't decide to rent a room for your first time

Jesus Christ. How does it feel to be a total normie?

did you marry her :D?

Thief Gold.
14
Come at me

Why not? That's how I did it as well. You get the same result, and it's a lot cheaper in terms of time and money invested compared to all the bullshit involved in getting a girlfriend. Plus there's no nonsense afterwards, the hooker simply leaves and you both go on with your lives.

persona 5
15

I don't even know if it actually effected me or not cause i was young as fuck.

Age of Empires 2, keep in my that you said current fav

15

You can buy a fish at store, but can you call yourself a fisher?

>fish analogy

Check-mate
Makes you think too.

>dorf fort
>not a virgin
Pick one.

Will this be the summer you finally get laid, user?
Think of all those beautiful and willing young women.

Do blowjobs count?

>unreal tournament 2004
>30

I'm serious

only if you received them.

>current favourite vidya
DAO
>age you lost your virginity
Virgin
>last character you played
Female Inquisitor. Still a virgin then

>sun
>people
>women

By your logic, yes. I fished for pussy by using money as bait, what difference does it make how much I spent to get laid?

>Cop says "Couldn't even wear your good socks?" because one of mine had holes in them

Depends on how many you gave.

I always thought the "/fit/ is for gay homosexuals" thing was just meme.

were you completely naked in the well-lit parking lot, or only your sexy bits?

>Favorite game
Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem
>Age you lost your virginity
Still a virgin desu
Probably gonna get fucked by Celica, unless her entire party counts, in which case I'm about to take like 50 dicks.

Yes, food analogy, I know.
I just think in discussed here context virginity means you can make a successful step toward a woman.

Better questions is does your friends and family know you're a virgin?

>uptight parents
You mean shitty parents.
It's one thing telling your kids to not have sex when living at their parents place, because sex is something you do in your own home.
That's what I told my daughter when she tried to do it at home.
I caught them in the act, told them politely "I know you want to do each other, but do it else where, this is mine and your mothers house, we do the baby making, and if you want to you have to leave the bird nest and find your own home before making your own".
Closed the door, waited 10 seconds, opened the door and lit the lights in the ceiling and closed again.
She was still being fucked by him that night but stopped doing it at home after that.
Too bad I never saw her again, and I kinda miss my dakimakura daughter.
If you see her please bring her back in one piece.

Are you sensitive or insensitive towards rape?

>Dumbledore higher than either version of Gandalf

my friend teases me over it

though I don't know if he suspects or is just bullshitting

>Yakuza 0
>Still a virgin
>Last played as 2B on Nier: automata

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> Current favorite
Path of Exile

> Age of innocence lost
Drunken threesome at 16

btw, no homo

>lying on the internet