THANKS FOR THE FUNDING, SONY!

THANKS FOR THE FUNDING, SONY!

It's over. Death Stranding is already dead.

Oh no! $200 dollars worth of food and beer! Sony's done for now!

It's now Food Stranding: Kojima's Passion A Netflix Original Documentary.

Join Kojima as he travels around the world eating delicious food.

What japanese beer taste like?

This is Kojima's operating style and why his game will never be truly finished. He'd rather talk to you about movies than his own game.

Thia game is never coming out. It was only Konami which kept this madman under control.

Because his games are secretive and doesn't want to spoil it

I'd watch it desu

its a cheap way to keep your worker drones on the office working more hours

Even worse than american beer if you can believe it.

Its confirmed for 2018 release dingus

So worse than anus butter?

>cans
>instead of at least a proper keg
Disgusting.Preorder canceled.

Is that even possible? jeez

They sell their own merchandise. They probably have other means of income.

Europeans are the only people who can make beer.This is not up for discussion.

It's super dry and light.

And you wonder why Konami fires this guy and his team.

This just PROVES that Death Standing is part of the huge ruse.

But they didn't fire him, death stranding is MGSV

It's not very often you see people quite as retarded as the OP, but well here we are.

shut the fuck up caramel

As evidenced by this thread the gook also pays a lot of money for shills

I remember when my brother spend a year in clappistan and he send me packages of stuff every months, including a different sixpack of american beer every time.
We haven't talked since then.

Like fosters with taste

Burgerclap here. The beer here is disgusting but if you point that out to people then retards always say the same shit: "Pshh bro, are you in highschool still? Beer tastes awesome."

It's not good. At all.

Doing shit like this when you are behind a computer screen helps alot. Boosting morale with regular events like this makes employees feel important and pushes productivity

It's not like British beer is anything but piss in a bottle.

>He doesn't into craft beers

Look at this underage b&

If he was sending you shit from The Big Breweries, I don't blame you.

>getting you workers drunk
>pushes productivity

why are burgers so stupid

You literally have no idea what you're talking about

>muh microbreweries
change the record, Brad.

its on a friday most likely 1-2 hours before they get off retard
>getting drunk of 5 beers

>Carte blanche at Konami
>Piss away millions
>Project is so far away from being finishedthat upper management has to violently interfere
>Your incompetence gets you fired and your studio dismantled
>Carte blanche at Sony

I wonder where this story is going to go?

Watered down. It's not really 'beer' in the same sense. Real beer with hops is available, but it's expensive.

those are asians you dumb idiot
they take two sips and they are in 7th heaven

reminder that MGSV actually turned a profit

>Carte blanche at Nintendo
>Piss away millions
>Corporate doesn't notice it because it's in line with Nintendo standards
>slowly dismantle Nintendo

One can only hope

Sounds like a good watch.

Companies are starting to buy up small ones. This happens every couple years or so, look at Goose Island and Blue Moon.
Surly, a brand up in Minnesota is about to sell out to Budweiser or so the rumor goes.

...

Hey, I know you!

Yes AFTER Konami turned the studio into a sweatshop to get something out the door. If Kojima had his way MGSV would have been in full production for at least three more years.

"The beer here" encompasses an absolutely massive amount of stuff.
I refuse to believe there isn't a beer in the US for everyone.

Wrong.

Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 is yet to be released.
Kojima was never fired.

Those sandwiches they sell in Japan at 7/11 are GOAT

...

Isn't that lady a bit too old for Kojima?

Yesterday I saw a Japanese looking man in my train station here in my city in Germany who looked like Kojima.

>he doesn't exclusively drink Guinness
It's the only beer that doesn't make me want to puke.

>Doesn't know anything about Japanese work culture
>Still shitposts about giving workers beer like it's a bad thing

nigga u stoopit.

Nip beer is pretty much a soft drink.Even children can't get drunk off that.

...

I'd genuinely like to know why a westaboo is a westaboo
Has he ever talked about that? Is there any material like that on the internet?

dirty panties

Really light and bland.

Kirin doesn't taste like piss, but it isn't particularly strong and tastes just like every mainstream European beer ever, but at twice the price.

>If you don't like it don't drink it
I mean he has a point.

Now that's some shit taste.

Shut up and post your beerfu.

Same reason why weebs exist. USA's cultural pressure is huge and grass is always greener.

Coors Light.

Awful awful shit.

>not knowing the ballmer peak

>be japanese
>grow up
>all your music is made by the white man
>all your tv shows are made by the white man
>all your cinema is made by the white man
>all your clothes are made by the white man
>live in country that is the only country in the world apart from white western countries that is seen as "civilized and developed" and "honorary white"

hmmmmm

i wonder why

I read this in a British accent.

>beerfu
eeww I'll just have some Pepsi please.

dude alcoholism lmao

>eat all this trash
>doesn't get fat

I wish I was asian.

Bongs drink warm beer

Care to comment on pic related?

Care to comment on the fact that Konami CEO had a feud with Kojima?

That he has a financial stake in gambling/pachinko stuff?

That in late 2015 there was a massive restructuring that affected not just Kojima's team but also the Dance Dance Revolution team and got hundreds of devs fired?

How about the fact that Konami has been seeing diminished profits from the gaming division since 2013 while the pachinko one has huge profit increases?

Why did Konami remove itself from the NYSE around the same time?

Do you think Konami manipulated financial statements and removed itself from the fucking stock exchange for a Kojima prank?

Fuck outta here you absolute cretin, you've been BTFO forever. Nothing personnel, kiddo

californai makes good beer. but the best breweries dont distribute outside of local bars

All of europe actually.

Kojima clearly works out, it has nothing to do with his race.

...

It's clearly just a Ruse for Kojimas sake

no we dont

Most of the beers I had in Germany were served cold

theyre just malt lagers, i think every single one. i actually prefer them to american lagers, but theyre all shit compared to craft beers

arr rook same 2bh

Nigga most of these gook office workers go out to bars and drink with their bosses every few days it's a cultural thing. They have tolerances like an alcoholic because they have to come in the next day perfectly fine

Go back to morokko ahmed.

Huh?! Does this mean Kojima was working to dismantle Konami's gaming production all along? To increase his own profits from the gambling?!

breaking news, humans get payed so they can buy food to live

You clearly weren't in Germany, but in the good old U.S.A. Where they drink their beer cold like god intended.

>for kojima's sake
well yeah, didn't you see his tweet in the OP?

>Kojima just gets drunk all day and think of shit like this

nothing wrong with celebrating memorial day weekend

>Live in Germany
>Can drink at age 14
>Everyone slams on how German beer is GOAT
>I don't drink alcohol

Always feels weird, like I'm missing out on something grand.

>Japs
>celebrating memorial day
user

>7th heaven
I chuckled

why not try drinking it then

...

Man you get baited easily

Also a ruse, GOD it's like you haven't even been rused before

Kojima didn't misuse funds and leave the game unfinished in MGS1, 2 (no, a couple struts you can't enter doesn't count as unfinished), 3, 4 or PW.

Why would he start in MGSV? I'm not saying he's blameless for that trainwreck, but there's no precedent.

>Amerifatski thinks craft beer tastes good
It's meme shit. I fell for the Amerifatski IPA and craft beer meme, expecting something good.
Utter fucking trash on the same level as your average run of the mill European supermarket beer you can buy anywhere for $0.50 and you degenerate subhuman Amerilards pay out of your ass for such liquid hipster diarrhea.
I will always laught at a fatass American pig who mentions craft beer.

Is it bad that I want death stranding to be a colossal, ginormous failure?

>Westaboo
>Doing westaboo things
Don't you have a parent you should be fucking you inbred dumbass?

...

what's he even eating?