What games let me be a family man?

What games let me be a family man?

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The Sims Castaway

Black & White

You're everyone's father. Better yet, throw the husbands into the sea when they're done being breeders. The ultimate father-family-cucking game.

isn't that the game where you are a giant god?

Animation Throwdown.

>black and white 3 never
PEEEEEEEEEETEEEEEEEEERRRRRR

Certainly not any of the Naruto games

I love how becoming the hokage just blew up in his face, and now he's stuck with a 24/7 desk job, filing paper and giving orders.

He couldn't even go it his daughters birthday party, that scene was hilarious. I wish i had the gif of the clone poofing and the cake hitting the floor, with everyone's face just slowly going through realization of what just happened.

I have enough of the family man shit in reality, let me play as an unattached youth

Play P5 then.

>ywn create a happy family
feels pretty bad man

>he doesn't want to play as a man who raises another man's child.
What a cuck, am I right guyz?

>tfw you want to be the girlfriend instead of the boyfriend

i have problems anons....

Harvest Moon, Story of Seasons, Rune Factory.

are you sterile?

Is ok if you want to be the submissive/motherly figure on the relationship that fine, if you were born with a dick and want a pussy good luck.

no but I will turn into a wizard soon

>the third put his life on the line so quickly because he didn't fucking want to be the hokage anymore
Really makes you think

Red Dead Redemption

street fighter 2

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and?

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I wont have time raising a family while researching new spells

Street Fighter II after losing to Guile

there are people who non ironiccaly have 40 years and never fucked? it's sad, a bit lonely

>not becoming a wizard
get out from here you filthy un-virgin

How come no anime or manga has yet surpassed Naruto?

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Red Dead Redemption. For like 3 or 4 missions anyways.

it's just a meme you moron.
no one is that pathetic

i dont know if is bait, but to be virgin at 40 years, jesus christ, even fucking ugly dipshits have sex, just lower your standards

But 1/3 of the Naruto manga was shit

Typical fucking normie logic. There is more to life than just sticking your dick in something.

yeeah, iknow, but 40 years without sex you must be like these autists who only do their thing, who invent things and such, and even them had sex once in a while, make no excuses, you dont have sex cause you a faggot

The manga went full retarded.
Lets make the guy WHO CAN MAKE THOUSANDS OF FUCKING CLONES miss his daughter birthday.
I mean anything post timeskip is retarded but wow.

It's fucking japanese Harry Potter.
Prophecied Orphan has to win against big bad guy.
Is being controlled by a kind old man that just wants to use him, has shitty friends, is socially retarded, anybody with half a brain would do a better job and wins because hax.

Why do you feel like sex is such a necessity? Do you feel like it's the natural flow of things? It's the divine providence of man to seek more than what our base, animal instincts guide us to. We're capable of empathy and logic. Why does sex matter when we have the ability to fantasize something better?

Fable obviously, I had a wife and like 10 kids in every separate region

>visit wife just long enough so she doesn't nag me
>fuck her
>oh look another babby
>well that's nice I gotta go fuck my other wives now I'll text you later

Fag

What games let me feel joys like pic related?

Nob head

Real life

good one, friend

I don't want to deal with the suffering and hard parts though.

real life you absolute fucking degenerate

what game is that, where can i download it

source?

LISA: The Painful

CK2

>lower your standards
It'd work, but "make something that should be fun considerably more gross and unpleasant just so you can say you've done it to impress people you don't care about" isn't really an attractive pitch.

Nier

>just lower your standards
So at this point you're only doing it to tick a box on a fucking arbitrary list? Kill yourself.
Also, prefacing your sentence with "i don't know if is bait" is rather ironic, given I'm not sure if your post is fucking bait or not, I hope to christ it is.

Or I don't have sex because I don't want to have sex, but if that makes me a faggot whatever.

The Sims is the only right answer.

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clannad