>tfw playing vidya when gf suddenly starts stroking my dick and fingering my asshole
Anyone else here play vidya with their gfs/bfs?
Tfw playing vidya when gf suddenly starts stroking my dick and fingering my asshole
>tfw no significant other
Which would you rather have, a bf (gf) or a gf (bf)?
i don't know anymore
>tfw just cuddling and playing pikmin 3 co-op
I miss it
>tfw playing vidya when your bf suddenly starts bullying you and your erection distracts you
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Moco thread?
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I know the translations aren't supposed to make sense, but what the fuck did she mean by PPX?
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>have gf
>she's terrible at video games and won't even try them.
>She just watches me play until she falls asleep on my lap.
Mixed feels.
Do you ever cum in her hair while she's sleeping?
Asking for a friend.
PPX is short for pipixia, which is Chinese for 'mantis shrimp'.
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Is there a third one?
What's a woman?
A miserable little pile of secrets.
BUT ENOUGH TALK
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A bf (gf). That sounds like a tomboy to me
>letting your gf finger your asshole
Really?
She doesn't have a dick so
please post about video games, not some dumb shit that hardly involves them
le kys normalfags
Why would you date someone without a dick...?
>dating girl
>be in a best friend sort of relationship where we just are open to eachother
>she goes through my stuff one night while im passed out and she was supposed to be beating Luigi's Mansion
>she finds my anal vibe
>she wakes me up with it
>i go full damage control
>turns out she's into it
getting into buttstuff with her was amazing
I don't know desu
I'm 25 and i've never touched a girl.
I figure I'm better off not knowing what I'm missing rather than becoming one of those lonely roneryfags who complain about >tfwnogf all day.
next time you should let her put a lint collector in your butt, thats awesome. Its cool because it wrecks your butt against the way nature guided it and thats modern AF. You should exclusively date animals because its far out. after this you should come to terms with your sexuality.