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I'm not sure I understand

Fire Emblem's era doesn't even have cell phones so fuck this comic.

>marrying Chrom to anyone but Sumia or FemRobin

LOL

>Marrying Chrom to Sumia in any play through

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Canon my foot. Their marriage is such bullshit to the point that even the game calls them out on it that I couldn't help but do it every time.
That and they give the best Lucina and Chrom!Inigo has a GOAT support conversation in Future's Past.

The joke is that Chrom (blue man) can get married to Olivia (pink girl), assuming she has a certain relationship level with him. Marrying Olivia off to Chrom can result in very strong children (marriage gives children in this game), so many players choose to do so.
However, Chrom gets force married to whoever has the highest relationship level with him at Chapter 11. Olivia joins your party in Chapter 11.
So, essentially you need to leave the two alone in the desert for a very long time for them to build up their relationship level, so that they can be married.

Tbh it's a pretty low key reference to have from a comic made in 2001.

>he redrew the panels four times anyway

Absolute madman.

Heh heh

That's nauseating, but not surprising. Reminds me of that one harvest moon game where to get the best child you had to go after the hardest girl to obtain.

It's an edit you retard.

Second panel slays me every time. That face is just too good.

Those first two panels get me every time

heh

abeit sexy and entertaining, I still fail to see how most of these represent existing reptiles

I guess the skinny one is supposed to be a frog?

I don't get the point of this book
Is it to show kids who are going through bad times like this that it gets better? Because it usually doesn't, and it isn't nice to lie to children

Anyone have the other comic with this situation? I think it ends with gay sex with the MC and some kind of roulette

>existing reptiles
>frog

YOU'RE RIGHT, CALVIN
EXCEPT, I CAN WIN

sorry, reptiles and amphibians
there really should be a word to cover both classes

The part of this that always weirds me out the most is how she's actually the best mother for Lucina stat-wise.

I felt a little bad for Cordelia and Sumia since they both had the hots for Chrom and lost to a desert stripper he met for a day.

Its to show that molestation makes you gay

Which harvest moon?

The GameCube one

Which gamecube one?
Because Muffy was best you rat bastard.

Chrom canonly marries a peasant with no name.

Redhead best

Nami isn't even hard to get, and Muffy is cuter.

HAHA WEW LAD

Always makes me smile

Aren't we all dying?

only on the inside

I LOVE THIS NEW AGE HUMOR

source?

Reverse image search
Also don't bother, it's shit

Pretty sure that's the original.

gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2013/07/21

The air we breath actually oxidizes the iron in your bloodstream, turning it into rust. If you lived long enough, your circulatory system would have more rust than red blood cells.

Olivia is secretly a top tier girl in Awakening.

Thotja is low tier

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I get the joke, but the execution is abysmal.

It made me think at first that it was a joke on the song "Call Me, Maybe".

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>Awakening takes place several centuries after Marth's reign.
>Society has hardly advanced if at all.

>Gimping Lucina
>Muh Food supports
Chrom x FemRobin is legit, though, and the only way to make Chrom's Robinphilia make sense.

Clearly Marth's world is one stuck in a perpetual dark age.

Actually, I wonder how much scientific progress would be stifled if we lived in a world where magic could solve most medical and everyday issues, and where dragon gods physically existed and could fuck up our shits at any given moment?

I don't think I ever got rused this hard before

Good question.

I'd imagine they'd at least get to the point where there are things like printing presses, magic powered boats, maybe some rudimentary electricity or coal/wood powered devices.

To be fair there seems to be a world-ending crisis every century and kingdoms are stuck in constant wars.

Probably, though it depends on how much magic can do, how accessible it is, and the general level of turmoil going on over the centuries.

laughed more than I should have at this.

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>boing
>a new discovery

Can confirm. I was never molested, and I like vagina.

laughing

who is this autist?

It's flying over my head.

SOMEONE GIVE ME THE SOURCE FOR THIS CROP

>Pete got away with it

I zimbabwe'd

I wish that were true, then I wouldn't be gay.

>cried and asked for me to forgive him
He didn't say if he did

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haha

>printing presses
Doesn't Fred print out posters of naked Chrom?

The fuck even are these? I've only ever seen them here.

Cold blooded land vertebrates

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go back to tumblr, whiny baby. eugenics is great

im pretty sure its even a millennium

I think they're generated from IRC chats

>marriage simulator
I thought only girls and gays enjoyed setting people up for marriage and plan who's going with who

Well yeah, this is a fujoshit series

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5 > 6 > 4 > 2 > 3 > 1

B-but people are born gay amirite?

>Right click
>No send to options at all because you disabled them all

I love it when the artstyle changes like this.

Sauce pls

Chromxrobin is best makes the story fit together much better

God damn, Japan is stupid. A stomach growl isn't accompanied by a gross smell or phlegm, so why would anyone be embarrassed by it?

This. FemRobin is the only acceptable alternative to the canon Chrom x Sumia.

reee that's not what that means user

there was one where the cis boy asked him if xhe was a boy or a girl and she starts laughing incontrollably at him. someone has it?

>burger detected

Its okay, when you become a civilised culture you will understand the nuances of polite company.

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>Actually we just found out shes our daughter
>I'd be less worried about the mental illness and more the polio.

I'm glad this person is going to kill themselves.

well women are objects

The Sup Forums specific version of that is great.