Ho, hohoho, oh that slaps me on the TF2 Thread

Ho, hohoho, oh that slaps me on the TF2 Thread

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Medic > Mercy

I learned today in TF2 if you get off a lucky Ambassador headshot on an mid-air enemy soldier and kill him he will start up an inquisition to get you removed from the server.

Is she the final boss of TF2?

doesn't mercy heal like 4x faster than the medic?

no, medic heals at 72 at max per sec while mercy heals at 60ish constantly

...

Can you blame him? Burly Beast is like a top 3 item in the entire game.

Hey you guys, I think Heavy and Medic might be gay

post yer medal boys

Reminder valve abandoned your game for the far more profitable, better game.

Defense of the ASSFAGGOTS Zwei.

right here senpai

medic heals 24 per second right? 72 if they haven't been hit within 30 seconds

>still no medic as fun as Russian Waifu Sparks or Spanish Fruit Man

How can Mercy even compete?

Don't forget he can buff" the people he tops up with an over heal that gives them extra health for a bit

Is it safe to say that the Pyro update will be out mid july?
(you)

Top tier taste my man

Feels good to land a headshot and then rez the guy they were going to knife all from a comfy distance away.

What's the Pyro update entail?

Valve decides to come out with female versions of the mercs. cosmetics will be redone where needed. voices will be added.

what is your reaction?

they're going to ""improve"" the competitive mode.

When's TF3

depends how cute the mercs are.

Jennifer Hale will do Soldier, yeah?

disgust.jpg

Sorry but demoknighting is fun on valve servers and only on doublecross because of so many places to hide/run

Mercy can revive characters within a fairly generous radius of herself, you may as well bring that up too, for comparison's sake.

Also, Mercy can buff damage, which medic cannot do.

I'm disgusted with female versions not your demoknighting.

Well, CONSTANT damage boost. Kritzkrieg needs charge-up.

What we know for sure
>Pyro class pack
>New jungle themed maps
>elo system to replace current comp ranks

What people speculate about
>Heavy class pack together with pyro because it's taking so long

What should happen but probably won't
>Actual fix to pyro's flame particles

Apathy. I care about new maps and new potential gameplay.

wish they move TF2 to the DOTA 2 engine

>all these people going bonkers on a healer in a game that isnt that good and turning their backs on the one thats been there for you for all these years

you know what to post. So do it.

it's supposedly going to be the biggest update so far, but I doubt it. It might be the biggest for the current tf2 team though.
>Pyro weapons and rebalances (including general balances)
>new campaign similar to the Gun Mettle update
>jungle map made by Valve
>casual/comp "fixes"
>new SFM short

it better nowt be anything engy related

Really miss this game

To be fair, TF2 is mega shit now. Maybe not as bad as Overcuck but really really bad.

>10% faster movespeed while under phlog's effects
>man melter can now minicrit burning targets

thats all folks

>tfw deleted my ~500 medal pretty much as soon as I got it just to shitpost about it on Sup Forums and drive people who wanted one and couldn't get one insane

Same, Just let it go man, Team Fortress will have it's golden years back someday

Prove it.

I will choose TF2 over OW anytime but I really like Mercy over Medic.

Is there a mod that lets you replace Medic model with Mercy?

>actually deleting it when they'd believe you without proof
Good job retard.

I assume. You'd need a server that doesn't use sv_pure though.

Lost literally all of my tf2 images (i had thousands rip) a long time ago on an old hard drive, but my medal was #506 and it isn't in my inventory anymore.

Still bringing the heat on lads like 10 years later, I love it.

If you have the Platinum, Gold, even Silver metal then you are a TF2 OG who played TF2 back when it was truly an amazing multiplayer experience. Before hats and the mannconomy. Before F2P. We knew the golden years of TF2.

Modern TF2 is absolutely garbage

Isn't at least one of the voice actors dead or something along those lines?

Mine was 400 something.

Soldier is bullshit and should be removed for the good of the game toBH.

I started playing again after a few years, left around the time updates became just adding hats. Is it me or is healing as Medic really not satisfying, like at all?

Unless you're on the mic giving orders, these people are just trash.

You're better off playing some other 6s class and FRAGGING

what servers are good to play?
i want to get back to playing it since my weekends are becoming too boring and i am not bothering to learn a skill

Soldier voice has throat cancer or something

>be soldier
>have medic on me, 100% kritz charge
>load up rockets, wait a good 15s
>goes away and we both die

>be medic
>healing demo
>he's about to go to the front line
>pop
>changes to melee

KILL ME

>Is it me or is healing as Medic really not satisfying, like at all?
It's very satisfying if you're using the Quick Fix or Vaccinator. Or rather, the old, good Quick Fix or Vaccinator. I still don't understand why they were nerfed, let alone as hard as they were. They were never as relevant as the stock Medigun.

>be me
>play soldier, demo, or heavy
>team's stuck with thumbs in their asses, not pushing into mid
>go in
>med's on me
>guys show up
>kill one
>two more take his place
>med's dissapeared
>I get demolished by all of the other team
>they push through and destroy my team even though they're all there, meds and all

>Meddic suddenly latches onto me with kritz JUST as I unloaded all of my ammo

I think playing Mercy has spoiled me, the range on her staff is much longer then on the medigun, I am not used to being that close to everyone and all the fighting.

Fucking kek

Overwatch doesn't have heal crits

small details like this are why overwatch fails.
becasue they don't understand why tf2 had small things like this or ammo packs. So they just casualize all of it and don't think of the reprecussions.

Wait, people still play TF2?

Insanity

>introduce 9 new models
>EVERY, SINGLE, HAT needs to be moved and you basically double the entire file size of tf2

It's a good thing TF2 has mods.
No voice actors are dead. All of them are alive. They recorded voice lines for Meet your Match as recently as 2016. Don't spread misconceptions.
youtube.com/watch?v=ArChK-OyIC8
the only one who didn't record voicelines for that update is Medic's voice actor, Robin Atkin Downes, and he streamed TF2 on Facebook at the beginning of this year.
All of them are alive and perfectly capable of speaking, Soldier's voice actor just has to talk a little more quietly now (and he can still yell when he needs to).

What the fuck is a 'heal crit'?

But Medic moves like twice as fast as Mercy. Being close to the action is no punishment when you've got superior evasion.

>kritz a demoknight
>he looks at me with utter disbelief and then runs in
>Kills the entire team
>wow thanks medic

I like TF2 better than Overwatch too, but what an asinine observation. The real benefits of TF2 over Overwatch is TF2's focus on being a real shooter with actual guns to switch through, and use in different situations. Not 1 gun per class. There may be only 9 classes, but there's way more nuance in how to use them. Where aim is more important than a skill hotbar you babysit.

heal rate changes based on how long you took damage. This allows medic to prioritize healing someone and then wait for the people that took damage. Then when the timer is up they can go heal the guy that is waiting instantly.

it's also ridiculously useful to balance out healing tanking all damage. One of the big problems I'd say overwatch has is the tanky ness of characters and this causing a death ball.

Robin Walker has already confirmed this is never ever happening. Female models would have to have different appearances than the regular classes, which means either changing the hitbox to match the new appearance (fucking with gameplay), or having the hitboxes not match the visuals (fucking with gameplay).

If you want to see tits and ass go watch porn or play a porn game, waifufaggotry does not belong in TF2

No I think it's a very important observation.

Overwatch is the guy that copied something, tried to switch out some things to make it "their own" and then had no idea why it failed.
While tf2 was made with the mentality of scratch adding and removing things with purpose.

Honestly listen to how the devs talk about how they design their game. They have very little know how, they honest to god guess and check.

Will have to play more Medic, but I dont think I noticed a big difference between their movement speeds. I will say though that Mercys fly dash thing makes her more mobile, and she has an actually usable secondary compared to the needle gun. Seriously, I cant hit shit with that thing even at close range.

amazed no one brought up dustyrose

All TF2 classes>their Overwatch counterparts

"Heal crits" though? If I was going to point at something OW copied and made shallow or uninteresting that wouldn't even make the list. Hell, after playing on a no random crit server for several months not having crits seems like a perfectly reasonable approach to the game.

I've soloed Arena matches with the crossbow before. Medic is anything but helpless. I honestly can't believe you can't detect the move speed difference between TF2 and Overwatch, though, OW is the most sluggish shit I've ever played outside mecha and horror shooters.

>high mobility in tf2
>you can take a short cut saving a few seconds and take alternate routes on a map

>high mobillity in overwatch
>you are everywhere and unable to be pinned down, requiring stun classes just to stop you from ruining the game

post lewds

>>you are everywhere and unable to be pinned down, requiring stun classes just to stop you from ruining the game
Soldier?

>Heal crits" though?
thats what the community calls them

>made shallow or uninteresting that wouldn't even make the list.

probably because no one really notices it, but it makes a big difference. Its just like crouch jumping or how different angles control your rocket jumps. Seems like a small detail but you can drastically change your speed and height with insane precision.

Literally the dumbest thing I have ever heard in a game design interview was the Overwatch developers saying that they made the Gilbatrar cart bright and hard to look at to give the defenders an advantage.

That's not how you make a FUN game you dumb fucking SJW moba-publishing Candy Crush-playing gender studies majors.

the community calls them crit heals user not heal crits

That's completely different. Of course physics of rocket jumping is a much bigger deal. These two issues are not remotely comparable.

Honestly it could be OW having smaller maps then TF2, but most of the characters I feel have similiar or even slightly faster movement speeds. The only one that comes to mind that doesnt is Tracer and Scout, with Scout being much faster then Tracer.

>blizzard should know the power of mods
>consoles are already disadvantaged thanks to controllers
>tfw no mapmaker for OW

>Of course physics of rocket jumping is a much bigger deal. These two issues are not remotely comparable.

how
it's a small detail making a big difference.
Medics keep track of multiple times and numbers to optimize their healing and triage, mercy just sits around healing everything and not thinking.

it's basically the equivalent of aiming vs auto aiming.

PHYSICS is not a small fucking detail. It's the core of the damn game.

...

and healing and uber is a core of tf2.

Medic makes my heavy pussy wet

>then had no idea why it failed
OW is massively successful, though?

>lets make 9 different classes with different ups and downs for varied gameplay
>also one of them should be able to do everything better than the other 8 exept healing
WHO thought soldier was not gonna be OP in the devteam? He can move faster than scout, and jump higher aswell. he has 200 hp and does massive splash damage. If he ever takes damage he can just jump for a medkit or medic since he is the fastest guy anyways

Got a link? I'd like to watch it later when I feel like getting upset at their stupidity.

Also, what are they getting at? I never once ever thought that it was "hard to look at"

>they have to tweak the numbers of everything every patch and basically give turns to heroes to be OP or UP

they haven't.

There are niggers in the community who unironically defend no mods and even CALL PEOPLE WHO WANT MODS BAD: what the fuck is Sup Forums coming to when these casuals that eat anything Blizzard shits out walk among us?

Don't touch TFC then, medics are used as super scouts rather than medics

Hes balanced by maps.
valve seemed to forget this.

He can't simultaneously move fast and have 200hp unless there's a medic stuck in his rectum.

Is Highlander still a reasonably popular thing? I loved playing that as casual-competitive. Can't stand 6v6 and it's the "official" comp mode

I do not think that the original design team expected the classes would be used by the players as they did.

I'm talking of early vanilla Demo spawncamping or how Demo tends to be more used for offense rather than his designed defensive role.

Because "muh Quake heritage".