Favorite video game

favorite video game
darkest secret

Super Mario World
i broke my arms just to get prosthetics

really? what the fuck? is it some kind of mental thing where you just want fake limbs like the barbie.avi thing

Reminder you're not actually anonymous, these threads are started by intelligence agencies who are linking information to your IP and your identity to blackmail you in a future eventuality.

no im just a bored lonely user named joshua

donkey kong 64
my favorite video game is donkey kong 64

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
I molested my friend while she was sleeping and I'm pretty sure she was aware

MegaMan X
I married a sociopath who ruined my YouTube career and my life

Jon and Danny are funnier than you,
Arin.

Next game grumps charity stream hang yourself live. It's the easiest way out.

BotW
[/Spoiler\]I don't know how to spoiler[/Spoiler\]

Ratchet: Deadlocked

[Spoilers] I find traps attractive but hate liberals

dan really isn't

Explorers of Sky

I derail threads by arguing with myself

Danny is an old man who doesn't even like video games

Star Wars Battlefront II, the one made by Pandemic

I got my dick sucked by a 12 year old when I was 13

Harry Potter 2 for PC
I sucked a drunk 19 year olds dick at my big brothers house party when I was 12

Probably a Kirby game who knows
I've never jacked off before
I like your name

my names not actually joshua

What the fuck never speak to me again

>I've never jacked off before
How? Tell me your secrets, user.

Animal Crossing New Leaf
one time when I was like 14 I had two friends sleeping over, two sisters who we'd been friends with for years. they were 15 and 13 I was really attracted to one of them (15), and while everyone was asleep, I jerked off next to her and came on her ass. she was sleeping in all her clothes. we ended up dating for a year when we were 18

I'm a big pussy, I've always found it embarrassing for some reason and also I have this mindset of "I'm never going to get laid anyway so I'm not going to waste my time with sex". It's stupid I know

did you tell her about that

She was awake the whole time

_no
I hope so_

Enjoy your prostate cancer.