ITT things that make you avoid the game like plague

ITT things that make you avoid the game like plague

l'll begin
>open world
>crafting
>japanese
>has puzzles
>FPS
>was crowdfunded
>early access
>pixel graphics

only no sort of online/multiplayer
it makes hard for me to even give it a chances if i can't try it with friends

missalice a cute

I want her to suck my dick until I cum on her lips

>game's only defining trait is that it has anime girls

>survival-horror
>cover-based shooting
>regenerating health
>objective markers
>driving
>sports

How little games do you fucking play.

Your filter even filters out the original fucking Mario Bros.

jesus OP then what the fuck do you play? you just delisted 90 percent of games

Get some standards

>anime
>visual novel
>memes

>has puzzles
Tfw too dumb for video games

>open-world
>cinematic experience
>developed by californians, canadians, swedes or modern french people

Truck and farm sims probably.

So what you're telling me is that you don't play 90% of video games because of your shitty standards?

No thanks, I can actually do research of my own

there is having standards and there is turbo autism on this insane level and the worst part is you cant even explain what games you do play

>made by western developers

Never dropped faster.

>team based
>objective focused
>moba-like
>uplay

FIFA 17 or Madden 17?

>Japanese
Into the trash, everything they make is garbage

>open world
>third person shooting
>handholding
>super linear "cinematic" games
>multiplayer-focused
>"""retro""" graphics
>anime art-style
>oversexualized characters
>generic or tryhard ~so unique~ art direction
>indie game
>takes longer than 20 hours to finish
>~artsy~ games that only consist of puzzles

>>has puzzles

fucking brainlets

>I don't play video games at all.

>online
>western dev
>indie
>NIS
>Compile Heart

I just really don't care much for jrpgs and sports games.

I'm careful around early access games just because I have bought 2 too many trash early access games.

I also don't really like horror games all that much and would rather watch someone else play them desu.

This. And thats not just for games

>usual shit (crafting, survival, early access)
>battle royale games aka twitch bait
>modern horror aka youtuber bait
>hero shooters aka class-based shooters for brainlets
>modern day/near future shooters
>mobas aka rts for people with adhd, mild autism and a fidget spinner
>annual releases
>season pass
>nostalgia bait
>pic related involved in development

think that's about it for me

>multiplayer
>coop
>has hundreds of tutorials you either cant skip or have to skip one by one that explain things you should already know like how to move your character

>pre 2008 games
>"indie"
>no online
>PC games
Did I miss anything?

>early access
>crafting
>survival
>MOBA
>Random Drops
>F2P
>multiplayer focused
>published by EA, Activision or Ubisoft
>obvious waifushit
>Western RPG
>Sports
>FPS
>RPG Maker
>Kickstarted by some has-been
>youtube/twitch bait
>no single player
>day 1 dlc that already costs more than the game

what
games
do
you
play

why is this such a hard question to answer?

huge map.
FPS
anything with a bland color palette.

>multiplayer
>for pc
>has puzzles
>japanese
>made before 2010

You're western developed and your parents certainly did drop you as a baby

>story driven
>waifu shit

I'll just watch a film and then some porn, thank you.

>all these people saying FPS who didnt get to play DOOM

>you have to push buttons to do stuff

This.

>made after 1990
>mouse support
>online or multiplayer featuring more than 2 players
I have standards you know

Any game that seems to think it invented procedural generation and is boasting all the possibilities.

Usually means the game is completely inhuman and would rather show off how many different configurations of trees there are than give the player an intricate gameplay scenario or complex story.

So you only play Vectrex?

Intellivision

That uses pixels though...

Not OP but I also hate puzzles in vidya. If the game feels like throwing a sliding puzzle crap at you, it means the gameplay isn't good on it's own. The game stops dead on it's tracks and waits until you solve a completely unrelated fucking thing. If I wanted to do puzzles, I'd buy a sudoku book, if I paid money for a shoot-things-till-they-dead kind of game, I want to do just that.

she looked better in the thumbnail

>crafting
>open world sandbox
>early access
>survival
>QTEs
>season pass
>always online
>multiplayer only

At this point, I really just end up playing a lot of older games. Which is fine. I have an enormous backlog and should stop buying games altogether.

>MMO

As soon as I see that I lose all interest.

anime

Tumblr Art.

>has puzzles
It's ok to be special

Then go and drive your real truck and maintain a real farm

...

>based on a movie, film, book or television show
>spinoff of another series, with a few exceptions
>no ng+ or reason to continue playing after the game is over
>simulator of any kind
>main character is a woman, minority or faggot
>takes place in a historical or real-world setting

>female protagonist
this is silly, user

>Actually wants to play as an axewound sperm incubator
Homosexual identified.

This right here
Also discarding any opinions of anyone valuing cute girls over the quality of the game.

Missalice confirmed weeb

>call of duty

>JRPG
>X simulator
>indie
>roguelite

>memes
>diversity
>the need to put female protagonist on the tags

what the fuck do you even play