Do you like Aimbotcalvin?

Do you like Aimbotcalvin?

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literally who

one of the 'pro' OW players
he isn't as popular as many of the others

Stop making shitty threads.

I don't watch shit games. Overwatch is not competitive enough.

cussing is just plain rude

Overwatch is too dull and chaotic to watch. CS is more watchable as a FPS, and DOTA2 is better if you want some flashy teamfights.

Why are there still constantly several overwatch threads up at all times? Have you not heard of /vg/? Overwatch is truly the mlp of videogames.

He's clearly skilled, especially as Tracer, but he gets salty and tryhardish pretty much every single time at the end of each season.
He's not retarded as timtheFATman or MEEMMEEM, but at least he has the skill required to be a consistent player.
My favourite streamer is Kephrii, he's always chill and he's not a jerk when playing with other players, aka scrims,
subs custom games or whatever, where tim and other retards are plain faggots.
Especially tim, i hate that fat bastard.

Yea I have gotten tired of the patented OW team fights. I haven't watched Counter-Strike since GO came out, I'll give it a shot again. I have watched a DOTA 2 segment but I had no idea what they were saying. I've never played a MOBA before

he's alright

The real question i have is how anyone can watch TimTheTatMan. Dude is just average, and swears a lot. He's the male equivalent of a gamergrill
>raspy voice
>"cool" bro
>tilts all the time
>spouts memes

Is that a video game? If not it doesn't belong on this board.

>competitive overwatch
literally just uninstall.exe your sad existance, you underage fuck

>is not competitive enough
It's not a scale, game is either competitive or not, OW is objectively competitive. You could say something like "it's not complex enough" or something

>tilts all the time
>spouts memes
There you have it

Sure that, then. Everything is competitive by your retarded definition.

what does he play? I've never watched him before. Calvin's voice and tone makes him sound like a panicking goofy mong, and sometimes I find it really funny. People say his 'baby rage' is usually ironic

>I watch other people play video games

Him and Surefour are the only two OW streamers I like to watch.

The rest annoy the shit out of me

Hes an unemployed fat ugly asian who is playing a shitty game while thinking that it is a sport.

>retarded definition
What's retarded about that? If people comete in something it's competitive. People just tack some weird high quality labels on the definition

Tim is a disgrace to the whole OW community, where MOONMOON is just a memespouter, Tim is actually a plat player rated GM who is extremely fucking annoying all the fucking time.
It's easy to realize this when you see how he loses every game he plays by himself to the point of getting deranked to master very easily until some other streamer duos with him and boosts him back to GM.
Fuck Tim.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOW YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SAY THAT

McCree, Ana, 76, Zarya, and Tracer mostly

He had to default to ana alot because another popular, but much less talented streamer, Kephrii, was in danger of losing his top 500 rank so tried to stack with many other streamers to improve his chances of wins, and Calvin reluctantly went ana

newbie here. what do i do when enemy deploys that fucking turret that kills me in 2 seconds?

Of all the available esports atm I would probably advise getting into DOTA2. You don't even need to play with people in pubs, just familiarize yourself with heroes/abilities/mechanics and watch away. Definitely recommend it over SC/OW/CS/LoL/Hearthstone.

Downside: the matches can be long, and you will need to put some effort into learning all the shit. From Formula 1 and Bundesliga to Street Fighter V and speedrunning, Dota (and now DOTA2) remains the only thing I get back to besides chess.

>less talented
>Kephrii
(You)

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Tim's pretty funny at times. Moon was good when he was getting started.
Guy's a genius when it comes to emotes though. Literally went from few subs to one of the most subscribed person on twitch thanks to moon2smug

>Guess countered instantly as Widow
>"Guess i'll just keep going widow and hope people forget i'm here"
He's leagues better than me, a plat shitter, but Instalocking WM for every single match, in every single mode, and scratching your head over losing matches and begging other streamers and T500 to play with you, is definitely Tim tier signs of "you lost your skill"

TWENTY FOUR NINETY NINE

Kephrii is actually very good with Widow, but he knows very well than even if he's not exactly an one trick player, but more like a "hitscan main", his Widow works best when he's playing with other people that give him plenty of space for picks and ticks.
He's still a very good McCree and 76, but if he's playing with Gale or any other top500 streamer, you can be pretty sure he's going to play Widow, as he's godlike with that.

I'll concede that I'm a very depressed person struggling with self-hate and a flat affect and have been becoming increasingly afraid to leave my yard

But your reply was very mean and hurtful

jesus christ, d.va
put some pants on

>2017
>casual trash turns the term 'competitive' into a meme
>Sup Forums praises overwatch and other mobagames for its microtransactions and casualization of the genre
>every new game that comes out is either a MOBA or an open world
>dlc cancer is rampant
>somehow all the people on this board think this is an acceptable practice all of a sudden
>no one plays or has discussions about actual video games, just the latest flavor of the month memes and le funni politics
so this is the so-called nu/v/ i've been warned about.

Don't attach good images to your shitposting please

heh, you're a funny guy
>game tries to go against the flow
>very hard, no dlc, complicated, high skill ceiling
>doesn't sell, goes f2p after a week, closes the servers after a month
time to move on, grandpa
this is the future you choose

>being so pathetic that you unironically watch other people play hat simulator babby games

At least you don't watch hearthstone I guess.

>overwatch
>hat simulator
??????????

...

>So out of the loop, thinks tf2 and OW memejokes are interchangeable

Oh user, never stop being late to the party

The only difference between tf2 and overwatch is that blizzdrones still have cum on the back of their throat

le blizzdrones hehexd

Why not just make this a D.Va thread already

>grandpa
The funny thing is, I'm propably the same age or younger than you, have a deeper knowledge and most likely dominate you in every game I touch. It's called "having taste", and "playing games that require practice and actual skill", kiddo.

>It's called "having taste", and "playing games that require practice and actual skill", kiddo.
>actually posting this in an overwatch thread

embarrassing

Yes user, good, you're almost here! You're almost in current year

I see him show up in dspstanky's games.

>i'm better in all you do save for quoting people on an himalayan buddhist mandala drawing board
:^)

his voice annoys me, he's pretty good with hitscan though.

Kephrii is such a baby. You can see him get tilted all the time. Plus, he's always ego boosting at lower ranks. Not to mention he stacked his way to his rank.

>get tilted all the time
?????
But that's not true, user.
Why are you telling lies about Brian?
>stacked his way to his rank
>implying this is a bad thing
eks dee, go back to your gold soloqueue, shitter.

Will Sup Forums ever not be assblasted by OW's popularity?

My problem isn't with it's popularity. I play it myself, lately daily.
That's why I go to /vg/ to talk about it, not make 4 of these awful threads on Sup Forums every day.

Jesus christ, you people sure do pay some imbeciles playing shooters in public a lot of attention, don't you. I thought this was a fucking joke.

post your bnet pussy lets 1v1
i'll 5-0 you easily, post itt to humiliate you, and the going back to masturbating to 2d women

He's literally early era trick2g if he played ow instead of league.

Are you joking right now? Watch someone like Seagull or Harbleu then tell me Keph isn't a whiny tim-tier personality.

It's embarrassing to watch him stack with pros because he's completely useless when he gets countered, and he gets carried.

And stacking to inflate rank at the end of the season when matchmaking is fucked. But I guess the ego-boost is what he needs because he knows he's not good enough to go pro, despite other one-tricks like stanky actually getting team offers.

hoh my god
i love you so much d.va
i would do ANYTHING to have sex with you

anything?

I understand you are on your daily troll/fanboy duty, but what was so wrong about my esport post that got you so butthurt? I spent quite some time watching OW, it is objectively less suited to be a watchable esport; there have been numerous discussions over this. It doesn't make it a better or worse experience as a game. Blind butthurt will get you nowhere, user, especially with this poor reading comprehension.

Marry Anri Akita, apparently people think they look alike

Only people worth watching right now are Gale and Seagull. Two streamers who are not constant memespouting manchildren.

Moon used to be entertaining, now he's just in it for the money.

Seagull gets a bit boring tho. Maybe the scrims will be fun to watch because he actually talks in those.

>moon
I actually subbed to him for a month with prime when he mentioned his mom. I'm a sucker for sob stories.

>professional players under contracts are more professional than an actual streamer who is having fun
Oh wow, color me fucking surprised.

I like the lucio guy. I catch his streams when I'm high and he's always so positive and sio fasts

i don't know any overwatch streamers or professional players but i did enjoy that one guy saying nigger repeatedly on stream and loses his professional gaming job

>stanky
Stanky is a plat.
Never forget that.

>now he's just in it for the money
I don't get why people always look down on this. Streaming is his full time job, of course he streams for money

Agreed. I stopped playing Dota back in 2015 simply because it became too exhausting but I still watch all the big tournaments that come up and keep up with the competitive scene like all the players.

He was top 50 this season but fell to top 150. For solo-queue support one-trick that's pretty good.

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I dont get it

Really? That explains a lot

>tfw regularly outaim and outskill pro players in both competitive play and also scrims with my team
All those years of playing Quake and CS 1.6 helps. Also it feels good when they tilt and go on and on about how they get paid so much more than me when I don't even make anything because I'm just in a team made up of friends.

the moment it goes on sale and they can finally afford it with their allowance

Holy fuck, talking about which guy who plays video game for a living is worth watching rather than video games itself. Twitch babys and people who grew up on let's play trash, why? What the fuck do you gain from watching others play video games.

>no bulge
Disappointed.

>Also it feels good when they tilt and go on and on about how they get paid so much more than me when I don't even make anything because I'm just in a team made up of friends.
That's a common human response, user.
Apparently you're so good you're making 'em insecure about what they actually are.
Happens to everyone, user.
On Overwatch is even more rampant because people are expecting anything below GM to be mouthbreathers, when the actual rating system is borked up.
Famous are the cases of many pro players not being worthy of their rank because of other bullshit, like how timthetatman isn't a gm and how Stanky got placed in plat the first time he played overwatch on PC.

That was actually kind of funny

Why are cute girls in mechs such a good trope?
It never gets old

Playing and watching someone playing are two different things altogether.
You'd get this, if you weren't a fat neckbeard virgin that always skipped P.E. in school and never practiced any kind of sport.

Pretty sure most streamers that aren't pro players got boosted to high ranks and have managed to stay there because of luck and/or queueing with other, better players.

It's one thing to try to make living out of streaming but it's something else to meme that annoying 24,99 sub shit every fucking time.

BRAAAAAAAP

>hey bro why are you two watching football and talking about it when you could go play it
>why are you talking about F1, just go drive faggot
>why are you watching that movie when you could be living your life moron

what's your Kik? I'll send you dick pictures

>I'm gonna take the time and effort to respond to a post that I deem to be trolling
>The troll is the butthurt one though

Of course, tim is one of them.
If overwatch was a serious game where mechanical aim and actual skill were all that mattered instead of just using random bullshit mechanics like le press shift for hook line and sinker man you'd see a complete annihilation of the top 500 ladder, only a few very skilled players would be actually worthy to be there.
People like Cantus and the innumerable smurfs of calvin would just disappear.

Stanky is top 500. When he switched from console to PC, his first ever placement in S2 was 2700 something.

I don't know what that is. And why are you randomly offering that?

>there are people right now who are better than our current top500 retards but they choose to not play comp or just do the 10 placement matches

Literally this week Tim was stacking with Kephrii but his SR was so low that he had to play on a smurf in order to group together.

Nice try actual fat neckbeard virgin who sat on his ass watching manchildren make a living playing games.

It's more common than not. It happens most of the time when we're scrimming EnvyUs, Cloud9 and Selfless. There's more but we've recently played against these three teams and that's all I could think of. I'm not saying every member of those teams tilts, but some do it so much and so extreme that I'm starting to think if they have some mental illness.

I saw and remember that.
Pathetic.

I'm lonely and I like you

Are you a moron?

>hurr the top of the ladder must be garbage because there could be some people that are better that don't play comp

You are retarded. Guess the F1 world champion isn't any good because there are good drivers that just don't drive F1.

>If overwatch was a serious game where mechanical aim and actual skill were all that mattered instead of just using random bullshit mechanics like le press shift for hook line and sinker man you'd see a complete annihilation of the top 500 ladder, only a few very skilled players would be actually worthy to be there.

The new Quake is the closest thing we have to a more mechanically/skill-based game but it's kind of fucked how you have to pay to get more characters and then there's the abilities and such.