>In just over 10 days, there were 2.5 million Fidget Spinner searches on Pornhub," the porn site said, "making it the top trending term and 5th most popular search in May!
Ok, so Overwatch porn and fidget porn became popular. What vidya would you want to have loads of porn for?
My boss's boss bought one of these for 5 euros and she was so pleased with herself spinning the damn thing
Dunno if this is shit posting, but I think that more games should just cut the bullshit and let the girls in them get naked/have sex and let the player fap to it. More games should have fap breaks for the male players. Like the new Tomb Raider:
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Threadly reminder that fidget spinners were made by a literal Jewess to keep Palestinian children's hands busy so they wouldn't throw rocks at Israeli soldiers.
>bought en masse by women
>now they are tied to degenerate porn
What a (((coincidence)))
Sauce: forward.com
>Jewess went with the idea to Hasbro
>Hasbro declined
>Hasbro waits for the patent to expire and makes it themselves
>Hasbro outjewed a Jewess
Hasbro is truly the worst.
I'm always down for more Warframe porn. The game may be shit, but I can't deny that some of the frames make for some damn good material in SFM.
Otherwise I don't know. Anything that has monster girls, xenos, or other weird shit would be neato. Stuff like Overwatch is really boring.
Gonna need a full vid of that scene desu
>wattchewant hasn't made anything in years
fucking fuck
everything he made was 10/10 and then he just stopped
That's fucking crazy. Despite this and Trump's infatuation with Israel the goyim still won't wake up.
I'm glad someone else feels my pain. There was an influx of awesome Warframe SFM content there for a while, then it just stopped. Even worse, what does come out these days is horribly animated. What hurts even more is that there's one animator I follow who has made some fantastic new models of shit like Mirage, and no one is doing anything with them really outside of static images. It sucks.
Same shit happened with Sangheili female stuff. Huge influx of good shit, then it slowed down into mediocrity. Fucking SFM animators are so finicky.
It's not going to beat the hoverboard porn.
Its hard, tedious and time consuming and there is no money in it
I'll take "Shit that never happened" for 500, if there was sex scene in Tomb Raider game world would be ablaze all around and Sup Forums would be effectively paralyzed by 9 pages of threads about BLACKED.
Better Mass Effect porn would be nice.
>Look up Mass Effect SFM stuff
>90% are Miranda or Liara
>Some of Tali, but just as a slightly purplish human with her helmet on and no real alien features
>Maybe like two female Turian animations
>No other aliens
I hate how vanilla SFM artists are.
Really makes you think
>bought a cheap spinner to see what all the fuss is about
>still don't get it
ok it spinns, wow, what now?
>Quality SFM
>Niggers
Every fucking time
It is hard and time consuming, but there is plenty of money in it. I've seen some of the shit people get for comissions and Patreon bullshit. It's not necessarily a way to get rich, but it's still a decent chunk of money. I just dislike how often animators will spend ages on making new models rather than using them. I follow some animators and I will see constant model releases and images showing off what they've got. But then nothing comes from it and they don't share them with anyone else. Even worse, what does actually get used (which is rare) are extremely simple humanoid models.
I get that beggars can't be choosers, but I just wish I could follow an animator that both sticks with a general type/genre of animations and doesn't spend weeks upon weeks talking about how they're attempting to graft a vagina onto a new model instead of animating something.
>a plastic kids toy is a device in a Jewish NWO conspiracy
right, that's what's happening
Sounds like you're one of those grumpy teens.
>Buying dumb toys
A stupid grumpy teen.
I dunno, seems like a fun toy to mess around, hating on popular trends is just as much of a meme than those trends themselves. I mean, it's useless shit, okay, we get it, there has been plethora of useless shit before and will continue to be, so it doesn't really matter, yet people get really mad at this toy in particular.
Ah, right on time.
I honestly think a Slinky or a kazoo is more fun than this.
something tells me I can afford loosing 5$
And then you get shit like PestilenceSFM
I want to see the pogs version
Why the fuck would anyone criticize a toy for people with ADHD? what's with people demonizing everything that becomes popular?
is this how aging is like? Endlessly whine and complain about things that didn't exist when you were younger? Is it a sign of decreasing neuroplasticity due to aging?
People make shit like this for fucking everything that becomes a fad these days.
She kept on making ironic jokes that she was "with it"
Something has to tell you that?
o-oy vey, don't look into it any further you stupid goys. just buy my products
It expired like 10 years ago
>hating interracial
why are you even here?
why the fuck would anyone NOT complain on a toy that do nothing to society?
why the fuck would anyone allow such a waste of resources and time?
...
So what happens in fidget spinner porn?
They fuck the spinners and balance them on their dicks?
It also expired because she didn't want to pay a few hundred dollars to prolong it for another 10 years
Really makes you think
You're right, any mention against the most cucked shit here just gets roars of
It's probably just normal porn but one of the people is spinning around the stupid toy at the start. It's the same with all that shit.
>blacked
>MAGA
>animeposter
I can't tell if it's parody anymore.
I was more being tongue-in-cheek with the (((coincidence))) but the rest is absolutely true.