Friends with at least 4 lolis

>friends with at least 4 lolis
>high school girl wants his dick

How???

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he's rich

How did this fat 10ft tall jew befriend them in the first place?

warioo makes a good daddy

>only one of the lolis gets porn
that's the real question here

Simple.

Wario Wang: the Snake Dimension

Wario Wang: Wank It!

Garlic gets chicks on yo' dick.

>was created by the R&D1, aka the coolest part of nintendo
>his games are about being proactive instead of reactive
>strong as fuck, enemies get hurt when they walk into HIM
>immortal, depending on the game. may or may not know magic
>owns a plane, a cadillac, a motorcycle, a game development company, and a house in the middle of the city
>cucked mario out of his own series
>scored a confirmed kill on another publisher's character (bomberman)
>starred in the only good virtual boy game
>won over the entire female dev staff at good feel

wario is the ultimate videogame character

>won over femdevs
story on this? sounds cute

wario is the greatest nintendo character

Tsukawaki: After I’d played a bunch of the games in the series, I thought Wario was pretty manly. He’s so uncool that he ends up being extremely cool. Depending on the game, he can be coarse—farting and doing stuff like that, but I didn’t want to show that side of him. As much as possible, I wanted to show a macho Wario, one who is masculine and tough. I asked the animators to emphasize strongly his manly characteristics. We built up this image step-by-step during the animation process.

NOM: So...Wario is macho?

Tsukawaki: He is. He’s the kind of guy you could enjoy tossing back a few drinks with.... But I guess making conversation might be hard. (laughs) Some of the ladies in the office were complaining at first about how his nose is pink, but in the end they started using pictures of him for their desktop wallpaper. Now they say he’s cool. (laughs)

>Nintendo now reduces him to 'fart man haha ooo stinky garlic hee hee'

how do they do it

nintendo finally dragged link out of the dumpster, so there's hope for the rest of their characters

oh god I'm getting war flashbacks
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brawl is the most cancerous game that nintendo ever made

subspace emissary was pretty cool though.

>This ugly son of a bitch is friend with hot lolis and basically you're filth virgin. How? Check out this expensive Waa!

>2017/1
>still no wario and waluigi game
I don't know what game it would be but Waluigi needs more love. He was cool in mario strikers charged football

>scored a confirmed kill on another publisher's character (bomberman)

huh?

>love both the Land and Ware series
>both are shafted and some fans from both hate each other

It didn't have to be this way. Wario deserves better.

Will Wario ever get another game?

wario's bbw racing derby for switch

...

Maybe on the Switch. A new Wario or Metroid are the only reasons I'll ever think about buying that turd.

I would genuinely kill for Itagaki to do a Ninja Gaiden with Kat and Ana