I have never played a Warhammer 40k vidya, where should I start?

I have never played a Warhammer 40k vidya, where should I start?

I'm curious, but has there even been some romantic tension between a space marine and a sister of battle?

Dawn Of War, duh.

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Don't think space marines have working junk anymore.

Huh, anyone hear that? Sounded like a bolter going off in the distance and someone yelling "hearsay" or something. Weird.

As far as I know SoB are fanatics and entirely devoted to the emprah, so probably not.

Start with deleting that image

All things considered, Space Marines' testicles should look like goiters on their taint than anything possible to breed.

back to your weeb shit fag

FUCKING FURRIES

exaggerated space nuns are unlikely to feel anything

Why is Nick and Judy OTP, fellas?

Because they're a cute couple. CUTE!

What a terrible thing to post

Firewarrior (PS2)

>tfw I want to ____ ____ ___

Msaan, space wolves are such faggy furry sits.

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>"Oh boy a 40k threa-"

>furfags a space marines
i could understand if it was slaanesh troops but..

>fuck the rabbit

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Leave Sup Forums forever

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BURN THE HERETICS

>hating the CUTE

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according to other threads of this kind, they're geldings

god i hate furfags so much

god I don't give a shit about your opinions, hearing you complain is always fun though, you're exactly the furfag in my class

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In hell, furfag.

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just play the original dawn of war quadrilogy

>basing your lore on what tweens trying to spam hot memes they saw on ED say

No, marines almost always see the Emperor as the best a man can be, an example to be followed and looked up to, but just an exceptional human. SoBs are usually retarded Emperor botherers who think anyone who doesnt think the Emperor is god should be burnt.

Start by going to your nearest Commissar and letting him blow your brains out for this heresy

Pretty good job, OP.

*Hides behind your back*

Pssssh, nothing personnel, kid

Space Marines dont have time for your pathetic human concepts of emotion.

PURGE EVERY FURRY

dogs go to heaven tho

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What is the coolest part of 40k lore and why is it Rogue Traders?

>angry people
>calm people
>REEEE get rid of the calm people, they make me angry

calixis sector in general

>tfw Calixis is going to be overrun by chaos when 8th hits
She's too close to the eye of terror to escape. RIP you beautiful bitch.

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Almost all spess marines sound like pretty neat dudes, why haven't they shared those ideals with the trigger-happy heresy shouters?

The rage of newfags pretending they're oldfags after reading about furries on ED is always refreshing