Brb smoke

>brb smoke

a good Smoke is more important than your restarted games

>brb dorm on fire

>brb baby's crying

>brb seizure

>brb, just gotta take a piss
>Is gone for 5 minutes

>try to make a starcraft thread
>misinterpreted as a brb thread

>>brb smoke
Hey, that's me, enjoy your blood clots from not taking a 5 mins break to move around

>brb cheese pizza delivery is here
>mic is still on
>doesnt sound like pizza being eaten

I'm sorry user.

>brb wife aggro

You can take a break without destroying your lungs in the process

I smoke too but

>implying you won't get blood clots from fucking smoking

Come on now don't be silly

>talk tomorrow
>never log back in or talk irl
it was me. i regret my desicions

>guy on your team does terrible for the entire game
>"im to high for dis shitlol"

itt: things that never happend and nobody ever said

How do you get blood clots, and how do you know when you get them

>taking a break to avoid blood clots by taking part in something that massively increases the risk of getting blood clots

>brb gotta break up with my gf

Turns out I deleted the image I was about to reference. Oh well.

>How do you get blood clots
from not moving
>how do you know when you get them
you die

>get to bathroom
>sit down to pee
>realize you have to poop too

It happens

>not shifting around your chair like a retard and/or putting your feet on top of your desk

>always end up pulling one leg under my ass and sitting on it
I don't think I'm solving the issue

>brb jacking off

>not laying down on 2 chairs

>brb mom wants to cuddle

>brb grandma fell down stairs

If you're not a girl, you'd better fucking explain yourself user.

Sitting down to piss is better for your prostate.

you are a huge newfaggot if you don't even know "brb dorm is on fire"

Sitting down at home to pee is more hygienic, also a lot comfier

Never heard of it

>brb
>never comes back

>there are india shills on Sup Forums

That sounds like bullshit, but I haven't stuck my finger up another man's arsehole enough to contest it.

Shit, I fucking hate sitting down to piss, find it uncomfortable as hell.

>on voip with guy
>he says brb
>silence for hours
Next day I found out he fell asleep.

what does this have to do with india? do you have autism or something?

>brb gotta call for an exterminator

Found the fatass

t. gandhi

>India
>Toilets
Man you're dumber than poos.

???

can't wait for the remaster

>shine vs flash

>brb civil war

>he doesn't know about the health benefits of cigarettes

Brb ciggura

>on voip with guy
>says brb two minutes
>mutes himself
>launches another game on steam
>plays it for 2 hours and goes offline

brb with a remaster

SAVING THIS THREAD, DON'T GIVE UP ON MEEEEEEEEEEE

Nope, kind of the opposite. I just find it uncomfortable sitting pissing down.

However, on the rare occasions I've squatted to take a piss, that works much better.

>brb shower

Three times a day. This nigga cleaner than a hospital.

>brb gf agreed to anal

Could just live in a hot place and needs to cool off.

Apparently BRs shower multiple times a day like it's normal.

bath > shower

he's masturbating

Did he ever come home?

OC scbw wallpaper I made

>not smoking to alleviate health problems in current year

>brb wife hired

>brb I think I heard something

>brb laughing

I feel you OP

Sometimes I try to start on:

*Blocks own path*
INPUT COMMAND

Looks like no one wants to talk about video games on this board.

The best is the fact that these faggots wait on us. It's almost like we're best in group worth waiting for every time. I mean if smokers were an issue kick would be instant but you can't instant kick the carry :^)

more

>brb holding PTT to laugh or cough when nobody else is talking

>brb changing gf's diaper

remember when blizzard games were good

>brb in a sec

ZAC TARA DOS

>brb brb

Thanks

>brb writing a story about how these bad guys were corrupt all along and they gotta team up with the good guys to fight the real evil

This was 4 years ago now.

>when they patch in desu upgrades

>HEY PROTOSS
>YOU KNOW YOU CAN DO MORE THAN SPAM ZEALOTS; RIGHT
>LOOK AT THESE STORMS
>LIKE 3 TIMES
>AND ARBITER SPELLS

Too bad toss still easy a/f and everyone only spams goons

Probably died for ISIS

>tfw no razsagal gf to fuck while invisible

brb mastering the meta

You better fukkin post more I swear to god m9

>Post shitty meme
>Get shitty meme thread

Maybe if you tried starting a video game thread talking about the video game you'll get a nice 404 and not shitposting.

I don't understand this. Koreans

I played vs Koreans at my local LANcafe in a scbw tournament once for like $250. I beat my first opponent and was then knocked out.

I was the only white guy, they were all Korean and they all played Protoss and they all just goon spammed with the best macro apm they could mange. Zero micro.

I play terran>

Fucking snorks

Believe me, I've tried doing normal threads for games I love. They always 404 within 5 min. The only way for my threads to be succesful is to start with a stupid meme proclaiming the game is best of all time to reel in the contrarians who will keep bumping it until the fans come, or do the opposite (what went wrong?) getting the fanboys to defend it

>Smoking
>In the current year

>get in chat dude
>no currently playing with other people

oh hey a starcraft thread can I join in guise :3

>BRB gotta take a shit
>Takes seven minutes
Hell it's about time.

I know, right? Vape4life.

Stop being so entitled to the attention of your friends. You can live without them for a few hours.

Look at the front page. Every thread is a meme thread. We just have to find a uniquely brood war only meme and we might be set senpai

Terran here I feel for you so hard. Only options on ladder right now are siege f/e against Toss or 14cc (or similar) into SK Terran against Zerg.


These 350 apm macro players are actually so bad. Legit if you can keep up with the macro you will be able to put a massive dent into them on only 100 apm. You think a player moving that fast would stay on FISH but I guess everyone needs an ego boost now and again.

Korea time?

...

Yup, I don't even bother making threads trying to talk about my favorites games anymore. Shitposting in the off topic threads and arguing with shareblue cucks is way more fun.

>not smoking in the current year

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>in the pipe, pipe, pipe, pipe ;)
what did she mean by this?

>alright he's playing with other people I can live with it
>few days later
>hey dude new patch for game came out wanna try it?
>It's pretry good actually
>cool wanna try it out?
>nah playing with other people now maybe later
>ok
>there is no later
>repeat for few months

>In the pipe; five by five
>yfw

i went to try BW and i found out that terran is so satisfying to play

in sc2 is complete shit it's the race i enjoy less

what makes it so satisfying?
expecially controlling marines

Maybe he's alive and being discrimated in the US or Europe.

The sound of tanks as they siege
The feel of a perfectly placed mine field coming into play without being detected
The moment you land a perfect drop; destroying all production for your opponent
The synergy between marines and medics and firebats
The voice acting

I don't know man. Just everything feels better in Brood War. I tried to like 2; I bought the special edition and grinded my heart out on the ladder Diamond when Diamond was the highest rank, stopped after they introduced more ranks becuase in my opinion they handled it poorly but nothing can compare to Brood War.