NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What's wrong with this?

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO FAIL

Why though? Looks pretty fun. Played MK8 on cemu, and seeing a Deluxe edition makes me wanna get one

Nintendo fucking sucks.

all nintendo fans already got their switch, who else is gonna but it now?

WHAT ARE YOU SIX?????

STOP PLAYING BABY GAMES

this guy totally gets it

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gamers

it is failing

Nah, I just enjoy it. Arms and MK8D look pretty cool. Gf loves playing MK8 with me

phew

that's reassuring to hear...

your Tulpa doesn't count

>Tulpa
>Everyone on Sup Forums can't have a gf

5yo nintendo kids sure have one

let me just say right now, if you have a Switch? preeeeeeeeeeeeety sure you won't get a gf LOL

Why do people shitpost?

But user I already have one? What happens then?

It is. And now it will be failing visibly so.

>undership consoles
>they run out in many places
>pretend its because of high demand
>send out press release to game media shills saying youre increasing production due to higher than expected demand

the nintendo scam continues

Why are you people always so obsessed with seeing things fail? It's like you're not happy unless someone else is as miserable as you.

Seen the last epusode of samurai jack? That

>378441539
Fuck you, just watched that today. What a bs ending.

Bad companies deserve failure.

yes that picture of a pallet of WiiUs sure is indicative of the Switch's failure

except it's already outselling the Wii in the same timeframe and on track to become the best selling console of all time

NOOOOO FUCK HOW DID WE LET THIS HAPPEN

Because TORtanic

>Switch first month sales (global): 2.3 million
>PS4 first month sales (NA only): 4.2 million
Oh child, I bet you also still think the Wii was the best selling console of all time.

Must be why Sony continues to hemorrhage money, cut divisions and merge others: justice.

Underages trying to force another TORtanic.

This guy definitely gets it. The company had multiple golden ages due to a president that let the directors have freedom, by late-1980's Japanese standards. Now we've had multiple presidents that have no idea what the hell the company is about.

Hiring a fucking banker is exactly why there are shortages and hard to acquire physical toys replacing DLC

>B-BUT SONY
Is this the nintendie rationalization for why the 60 million PS4 units sold don't actually count?

Oh underage, I bet you also think cinematic experiences are more important than actual gameplay

>first month

lol get with the times, gramps

>Sonyfags rev up console wars
>Get angry when called out
Clockwork. Also all those Ps4 sales are what's barely keeping Sony as a whole afloat. And they won't strike gold with their next system, this gen they got all the free marketing in the world from Microsoft while normies had no clue Nintendo still existed. Neither will factor into sales of the next PS, and Sony will downsize a laughable degree or just straight up leave the game industry.

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Come back when you have an actual response to my point. By the way in a few years nintendos gonna start doing cinematic experiences and you'll defend it, just like you defend DLC and paid online.

If Sup Forums had actual evidence of the Switch failing, it would be one thing to discuss. However, it looks like the Switch is going to sell the entire lifetime sales of the Wiiu, by it's 1 year anniversary. hate the Switch as much as you want, but this time next year it will have sold 15 million copies.

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>THE PS4 WILL NEVER EXIST, THEY LOST TOO MUCH MONEY ON PS3
>THE PS5 WILL NEVER EXIST, THEYRE LOSING TOO MUCH MONEY

>companies scamming retards
sounds right

>THE PS4 WILL NEVER EXIST, THEY LOST TOO MUCH MONEY ON PS3
No one ever said that.

>THE PS5 WILL NEVER EXIST, THEYRE LOSING TOO MUCH MONEY
I didn't say that. Is this the power of Sonyfag retardation?

>Sonyfags
Please indicate any of my posts in this reply chain that mention Sony

I'm not a big Nintendo guy at all, but if the console keeps getting good third party support from companies like NIS and Atlus, I'd be stupid not to pick one up. It seems like a fully-realized spiritual successor to the Vita. Stuff like Mario Kart, Splatoon, and other Wii U ports coming over makes me more interested too. Portable Bayonetta and Pokken sounds amazing and they'd be silly not to capitalize on that.

Except it's not a scam cause it's a fucking required component. It's half the reason the Vita failed.

So they're just gonna be overstocked? It has no games. Nintendo has a history of artificially hyping demand by underproducing consoles. This is literally just bumping the production to an acceptable level, but there's no demand for the extra stock. They arent sold out anywhere.

Wii sold like hotcakes, WiiU sat on shelves, switch has one overhyped and overrated game (i've played botw, it's justa good open world game,7/10, 8 at best).

Not him but I do remember a ton of fags discussing how it was impossible for Sony to be working on the ps4. They even had those stupid graphics showing Research and development costs through playstation's history. And those graphics were "the proof" they had of no ps4, since there were no increment to R&D costs before the announce.

It was literally just a couple years ago, how much of a new fag can you be?

it has tons of games

In 1 or 2 years what you will hear about Switch is "what happened?" articles.
Short answer: fanboys all got one, but it is too expensive. It is not portable by the mainstream definition of "pocketable", grossly underpowered compared to the competition and it will soon lack 3rd party support.

I see this posted a lot, but I think this is wrong. Nintendo doesn't seem to be "artificially hyping demand," they just release a limited stock, especially in the Switches case, because they don't know how sales are going to look like for a March release. They can always increase production, but if they spent the money to create 25 million units at launch, they would be in a huge hole right now, especially with the recall stuff for the controllers and screens.

They're just being savy about their expenses and don't project for severe success.

It has 53 games

>b-bu-but indie games
I've never NOT seen a Sony thread NOT discuss indie games.

>this delusion

Is this a Getter Robo reference?

BoTW is the only game worth buying it for, and most dedicated gamers have a U for Sm4sh and other first party titles, making the Switch entirely irelevant.

There are no exclusives worth buying, and Nintendo is notorious for being incredibly unfriendly to third party devs after a console's launch year. If you remember, WiiU was supposed to be a mainstream console with a ton of third party support, it even had a wide collection of third party ports on launch.

Switch has no games. It won't have games. It's not worth buying.

I don't count indie games worth noting, with notable exceptions, for any console. Switch has 1 O N E game worth playing, and it's multiplatform. Most of the indie titles are ports as well.

If you're trying to say that indie games count, then both PC and PS4 match and surpass. Either way you look at it, it's hard to justify buying the console.

>BoTW is the only game worth buying it for
nah

>most dedicated gamers have a U for Sm4sh and other first party titles
double nah.

>There are no exclusives worth buying
BOTW, MK8D, Fast and Graceful Explosion Machine come to mind, considering nobody actually bought a WiiU

PC and PS4 don't have portability

>Switch has 1 O N E game worth playing, and it's multiplatform

yeah a platform nobody bought

it would really help if these indie games were not also 10yo ports that everyone and thier mothers already played lol

I always wondered why most of these images involve a defecating colostomy opening.

why

if you cant see why then you are retarded

Nin10y/os still think portability is a factor for anyone when the dedicated handheld market is dead with both Nintendo and Sony having their worst sales ever on their last handhelds.

I sure as hell didn't

so you don't know

>hurr doesn't count cus i say so

Nintendo revitalized the handheld market with the switch, that's why it has been and will continue to sell so much

Nobody ever defended paid online

because everyone have already played them and if not, they are cheaper on literally every other platform

I wonder which of these actually has 64gb on it

literally everyone has played literally every game that's passed a certain age? lol dude.

>cheaper on other platforms
ya but where's my portability???

>Revitalized
By selling less than the 3ds' global launch month sales (3.61M)?

by selling more than the Wii over two months and counting.

Portable market is dead. No one cares.

>portability
Why in the ever loving hell would you want to bring gaming with you? In what scenario is it aplicable? If you're at work, you have no window to play. If you're at school there's a million people to talk to, friends or strangers. If you ride transit you just look like a tool with it.

Console games are meant to be played in longer sessions than mobile games. Making console games mobile isnt practical.

In regards to the U, it had enough solid exclusives that a party gamer or tourneyfag would want to pick it up. I picked one up for smash, mario kart, and the zelda rereleases. You can't call me a Nintendo hater, i enjoy their games. The switch is the first nintendo console i consider not worth buying as it stands.

The Zelda title isnt a Zelda game, and the indie titles are either multiplat or not worth noting, and third party support will continue to be dismal, as it uses unique hardware and doesnt have as many units sold.

not anymore, buckaroo!

We're talking about the handheld market. The Wii is not a handheld. The 3ds is. The switch sold less than the 3ds in its first month.

nice strawman, portability means more than taking it outside the house.

Also, stop worrying so much over what random strangers think of you, lol

Except it is.

I don't see what that has to do with anything. Even if it didn't sell as much it still revitalized it

How does "continuing the downtrend of the handheld market" mean revitalizing? In case you forgot, the 3ds is the worst selling Nintendo handheld of all time.

>>Sonyfags rev up console wars

>implying it isnt someone who doesnt care about consoles baiting both sides and then watching you argue with each other

It's a little different when your device is more of a hybrid and more expensive. Ninety is making bank and they don't have to sell near as many units to do so. Also, in case you haven't read the news, most developers are taking notice and gearing up to support Switch full time as a primary console, which is the first time that can be said of any handheld ever

no, it's sonyfans

>PS4 was being sold during the holiday season with a bundled game
>Nintendo manged just to sell the Switch during march

Cool, we're not talking about Nintendo's finances though, we're talking about the handheld market, which is in the downtrend, which means portability isn't a factor when purchasing a console.

TOKYO -- Backed by its strong gaming and semiconductor businesses, Sony CEO Kazuo Hirai on Tuesday said he was confident the electronics and entertainment giant will see operating profit reach 500 billion yen ($4.5 billion) in the year ending March 2018, a level the company hasn't seen in 20 years.

Speaking at a strategy meeting at the company's Tokyo headquarters, Hirai also said the company's once bleeding television business has seen a recovery, and he intends to focus on regions with high growth potential like Asia.

"The Sony brand has seen much support from consumers in Asia, especially in the Indian market, so I believe there's potential to focus on our lineup as well as deploying aggressive marketing schemes to expand our business there," he said.

Sony had previously forecasted its operating profit to surge 73% to 500 billion yen in fiscal 2017 as its chip business, which produces images sensors for mobile devices, saw a recovery after production was disrupted due to a series of earthquakes that hit Kumamoto Prefecture in southern Japan last year.

Sales of its flagship PlayStation 4 gaming console have also helped boost the company's revenue. Cumulative sales of the console is expected to reach 78 million in fiscal 2017, Hirai said, although he declined to comment on whether the company planned on releasing a new model.

Looking ahead, Hirai said his goal is to maintain strong profitability for years to come.

"We've never been able to maintain this level for multiple years. In order to do that, we can't stay with the status quo, we need to take a new approach," he said. Sony saw an operating profit of 525 billion yen in fiscal 1997, its highest to date.

Hirai, who assumed his role five years ago, said the company planned to promote innovation in its consumer electronic business while investing in fields like artificial intelligence, healthcare, virtual reality and robotics.

except finances are a good indicator of future growth, and like i said, the dev support for this thing is massive. Revitalized!

Not him, but what is it about Sony that tickles the Sup Forums's autism?

>someone was butthurt enough to draw this

About fucking time. I hate this Nintendo limited availability bullshit it doesn't help them at all.

According to who?

>make legitimate points
>'hurr dur strawman lawl'
Do you have autism by chance?

>MUH THIRD PARTIES
Ah yes reminds me of when Ubisoft and Activision and Sega were backing the Wii U until they officially pulled out.

*whom

>B-b-b-b-but sony told me they were finished!
SONYGERS BTFO

define "legitimate"

Deluded, die-hard Sony fanboys and trolls. Nintendo puts out what is essentially the Vita, but way stronger, doubles as a home console, AND isn't being left to die somewhere in a ditch months before release while the 3DS is on it's way out after being available for 5~ years?

There was no way in Hell this was going to fail

Sony didn't say shit, ponies did.

It isn't better than the PS4 tho.

Except it already is

You realize thats the 3rd party list for the 3DS, not the Wii u right? And most of them made a games for the 3DS.
This was the Wii U's

Does the PS4 double as a Vita? No, spending $200~ on a Vita for remote play you can do around your house doesn't count.