You've just obliterated your opponent in the most humiliating way possible!

You've just obliterated your opponent in the most humiliating way possible!

Quick, what witty one-liner to do you throw at him before the game ends?

...

BOKU TACHI WA NIJI NO SAKANA!

JUST

...

GG NO RE

And that's the end...of that chapter.

wdf lolz

I would shall not defame a great battle for even if my greatest enemy is defeated, a great battle would have ensued, one deemed worthy to see.

I shall tip my warrior helm and honor the fight for what it was, a duel between two relentless forces where one needed to lose.

...

penis

Simply
>"?"
Gets people mad pretty effectively especially if you punished them after they tried to go on the offensive

truck

"dude that was REALLY close, I thought you were gonna win, I just got lucky!"

never fails to elicit rage comparable to a volcano.

heh, nothing personnel, kid

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

FUCK YOU

Absolutely fucking nothing.

this

ggez

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children

gas yourself garbage player

Y-You too...

Fuck off, N'wah!

What a save!

GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Just your bad luck to run into me.

*sheaths sword*
.... "You are the gay"..... *walk away slowly*

EAT SHIT, BITCH!

>[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POSE]

Whew
Whew
I'm Sorry...
Boost Me!

Sorry, cat walked over my keyboard. What happened?

Not read-y huh? Guess we weren't on the same page

LATER BITCH

heh..

I told myself that I was done playing, but when I saw how easy this would be I couldn't just stop.

gg

Oh shit I'm sorry.

I didn't finish jacking off before you died.

Jotaro's the oneliner champ, any quote from him would work.

sorry for whut?

>stand there awkwardly trying to think of what to say or do

I'M SORRY

owned

You don't say anything.
Treat them as nothing, let them seethe in the hot tears of their defeat with not even your recognition as a fellow player to hold on to.

Shit this was a player? I thought it was another enemy. If I knew you were a person I'd have actually tried.

I love doing shit like that
sometimes I'll just copy paste a spam advert
confuses the shit outta people

Well, what is it?

Say nothing, either walk towards his body and stop or walk away, depending on what the AI normally does

This

I'm sorry, I can't understand your crying because of your penis in my mouth!

w-who's the nigger now?

Now I know sucking runs in the family.

[Points down]

Nice shooting there Stevie Wonder

...

Alternatively Ray Charles

The "Well, what is it?" gesture.

gg ez

...

Shield pump over his lifeless corpse.

They should make Dark Souls amiibos.

When it comes to Dark Souls PvP the absolute best way to piss someone off is with some bad manners after a parry.
>fight starts, opponent is obviously going for a running R1
>hit him with the hard call-out parry
>"applause"
It doesn't even matter if they kill you eventually, you've already won.

>hornet ring
webm disregarded

your face that is

the patches squat. right on your stupid fucking head because you're a little bitch.

gg ez

I ban him

THE SEA HAUNT OF THE SEA HAUNT

>blues actually killing reds
>ever
image is obviously shooped

nothing personnel pshhhh

...

I stand still for 2 seconds then spaz out running away from the scene.

wp.

nothing more. a bad fight is a boring one

Git gut ; - )

:)

>can't parry

yeah i ban him

Mada Mada

>kill enemy
>stare at ground and start running into wall

Looks like you didnt fight so good

...

>walking away with quiet resolve

jesus christ you're a faggot

gg ez pz lemon squeezy

Jews did 9/11
Wake up Sheeple

>Kill enemy
>Proceed to wonder aloud if he's dead
>Attack the body some more, either from spite or to be sure
Good times.

#BERNIE2020

BRAAP

WO AI LAO MIEN

How

Don't neglect your training.

kys

>Implying you lost

Then I proceed to kill myself. They will never see it coming.

You love old noodles?

I'm sorry carving
Please, have mercy
>cast profound still while making preparation for the duel buffs
>great magic shield bashing, 400 damage a hit while being able to tank UGS hits
>hidden weapon on purple dildo
>when shit gets though whip out the crossbow, which can do 1100+ damage on a good hit

>Tips helmdora

>not DIE fucker lol

Is it not what Minmin says in ARMS?

[Shrug]

Alternatively

[HELP ME] carving

Hokuto Shinken wa muteki da