What type of video games are the equivalent of Beer?

What type of video games are the equivalent of Beer?

overwatch

to be fair, drinking stouts are unironically for beta males who have barely started drinking

Playing League and Overwatch.

memegames like Goat Simulator

>i only drink water

bait

I don't like beer at all. This guy is a huge faggot.
Whatever happened to that self insert of his who wore a fedora while "not-dating" the strong, independent, woman?

Funny thing is, if the comic was about coffee it would actually be correct.

I only drink water and I'm still fat

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MMOs. Since developers have spent more and more resources making it so you never need to interact with another player, it's clear that nobody actually likes playing them but they do anyway because they think they'll miss out on something if they don't.

there is fluoride in the water poisoning your thyroid gland lowering your metabolism making you burn fewer calories at rest

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MOBA/ASSFAGGOTS

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black coffee is really bad, but with milk it's really good.
And milk+sugar if you want something more sweet.

>mfw unironically drinking tap water cause I'm lazy and there are people who feel elite because of that

xkcd is the most pretentious comic.

coffee with 5 sugarcubes and some milk is tasty

In a decade everyone's going to be fucking their dogs and kids.
Everyone will call it progressive, and if you resist it you'll be disregarded and labeled a bigot.
We seriously need to teach kids about slippery slopes in school.

I agree, we need to teach people more about slippery slopes.

Is this image implying that girls are attracted tomen who drink sugary beverages?

Tap water is the best water.

Not even meming

I'm studying enviromental engeneering and everybody knows that Tap water is cleaner and more healthy than water from a bottle.
And its better for mother nature
And its cheaper

They already do user, it's part of the lesson on logical fallacies

It really is

tap water is the worst water

you're an educated moron

>Kidney stones are the BEST bro
I do both, but kidney stones suck ass. Take it from me

What part of acquired taste this faggot doesn't get?

You're not going to like everything you try the first time but you're supposed to get over it overtime. Only actual children are picky with food.

depends on country, in most EU countries your statement is true. But in US which is a
developing country with shit tap water.

>Not learning how to mix your own drinks

I just got some more vodka, which means I'll be enjoying a nice Colorado Bulldog while you plebs drink pisswater beer, energy drink garbage, or estrogen laced water.

I had to learn about fallacies on my own time, they never were taught where I went. Maybe my school was just shit.

Everything in moderation.

>implying I don't brew my own beer in my garage

You sure are elite for someone who doesn't brew their own liquor

I really cant imagine anyone wanting to be friends with this dude.

I just don't like beer period. I've never had a beer and said to myself

>Wow, this is pretty good. I think I want another!

A comic about the filthiest, dirtiest kinks known to mankind fucking kink-shames raceplay.
What absolute jokers.

Stouts taste like shit. IPAs and Kambouchas are GOAT

First good thing you ever posted.

I mix my own drinks and tend to be asked to bring my mixing equipment to parties.

That being said, nothing will replace my love for a shitty can of PBR.

LOL

That's what you get for drinking budweiser and similar shit. Get a good local craft

>anyone who likes something I don't is just pretending!
Legitimate autism.

*sips fedora*

>tfw drinking cheap Costco vodka mixed with Coke Zero everyday
am I the best

>tried ten different kinds of beer
>didn't like any of them
I feel bad because my friend loves beer but christ every single one I've tried is just awful. Even plain vodka is better

People who drimk sugar beverages are typically not weak limp wristed numales

You're right, they're gross, greasy neckbeards

This is bizarre to me, because I actually love coffee.

The comic captures my impression of beer perfectly though.

It has to be MOBA, it seems to turn everyone but the few who genuinely enjoy the genre into absolute faggots. It's concentrated video game cancer, you expose it to good people and they turn into cunts because it's absolutely not fun to play for most people, but it still has a massive playerbase for some reason.

>women should have equal rights
>UGH THEY GONNA BE FUCKING DOGS AND SHIIEET MAYN FUCK FEMINISM *puts on burka*

lol k

I've never liked a single craft beer I've drank. They're overly dolled up and they come in weird flavors like "peppermint gingerbread ale" or some shit like that.

The great thing about the cheap domestics is that they're straightforward.

I can't stand Budweiser, but I have no problem drinking a High Life or PBR.

Folgers and Dunkin Donuts whatever is pretty awful, but if you go even just a little bit further in preparing it or looking for someplace yourself you'll find it can be pretty good.

Unless it's just not to your taste, but don't think there aren't people who honestly enjoy their coffee.

This comic genuinely made me laugh, but for all the wrong reasons.

That's fine, just don't act like the lillypuff in OPs comic. Drink what you want.

Nintendo.

All of it.

you mean loved by patricians and "pretended" to be loved by plebs?

Metroidvanias.

Who else /coffee snob/ here?