Uh-oh, the last game you played, you have to teach Chad Thundercock how to play. If he doesn't git gud...

Uh-oh, the last game you played, you have to teach Chad Thundercock how to play. If he doesn't git gud, he'll beat you up in front of all the Stacies.
Are you able to avoid the cruisin for a bruisin?

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but the last game i played was a party game

Chad's are pretty good at games usually. Better than me desu.

>teach myself to play vidya
I'll give a shot bro

The Sims 3. We'll be fine, Chad and I will become good friend and he shall introduce me to his sweet sextuplet sisters Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey and Stacey. All shall be prey for me.

>fire emblem
So the goal is to fuck miriel

>Helldivers™
That game is a joke if you bother with killing scouts.
Most Chads are probably better than Sup Forums desu

>Dragon Age
EZ

I'll just create him in-game and it should be enuff

Injustice 2 has to be the most baby easy fighting game ever made, and that's fucking saying something when SFV is around.

Won't be an EVO competitor, but I could probably teach anyone how to win a couple of Ranked matches within an hour.

>Magikarp Jump

I think I'm good

hmm.... i hope chad knows some korean

Paladins.

"Here brah, play Viktor. Shoot all the dudes. If some pussy picks him before you, play Buck, he's a sick cunt."

It takes NO skill to play Viktor 76.

Chad could figure out Bloodborne pretty well I figure. Honestly Chads are Chads because they are well rounded and excel in life in general.

>borderlands 2
Easy.

Halo 5 on legendary with a friend

well its not hard but after warden he will rape me

>bloodborne
Not too bad. They can just cheese like this and they're golden

The last game I played was porn. This is gonna end with me getting my ass beaten and/or raped.

Cuckchanners still buying into this bullshit meme, if women are so content with such superficialities why bother making athread about it. In a real fight it's the crazy fuck that's unpredictable and more ruthless, with less to lose. I'd fight any person in Bloodborne because it's fun. Faggots keep tryiing to shoehorn their personal lives into videogames like anybody gives a fuck.lmao Have a template so this thread isn't completely worthless.

I'd rather fight Chad than teach him to play a game, honestly.

I sure as fuck hope he has kind of an idea on how to play street fighter 2, it's only 30 fucking years old now.

I cast gun

>WoW
>put him on BM hunter
>spec so easy its impossible to be bad at
???

This. If a Chad really wanted to git gud at a game he easily would.

>UFC 2

He probably tranes UFC already

>Mario Kart:Double Dash
Fuck yea I can do it.

>Chad
>not knowing how to play vidya in 2017 AD

even the thundercockiest chad has probably played games since they were a kid. the only challenge would be getting him to want to play weeb games, but they're usually really easy at least.

I know, I just wanted to make of anons for being so bad at video games.
How can you spend so much time on something and never improve? Really nig nogs the joggs

>impreshible night

If he's willing to put in at least 100 hours we still only have a slight chance

The last game I played was the Witcher 3

I'd just start him on easy, I can't imagine a toddler could fuck that up

>TPP
casual shit that even normies can get into if forced. doesnt take much explanation. ive been getting a twinkboy who has never played games in his life to go through phantom pain, and while there has been difficulty, he's been getting through it

>Megaman X
Easy cheesy

> Super Smash bros. Melee
welp

his jawline is too small to be a chad.

tho i think i can teeach a kid looking mexi how to play castlevania cotm

Hey man, you said Fox was supposed to be the best character. I didn't win shit.
Well, I guess it's loser bashing time. I hope you're hungry for a knuckle sandwich.

>Diablo 2 multiplayer mod
>it took me months just to get to act 4 normal, but I was playing solo

Assuming he has to play it by himself, then I am going to get destroyed. I'm not even sure if it is possible to beat it by yourself. If he can play with bros, then it'd be no problem. I already know all the overpowered builds, so I'd set them up and they'd wreck the game after getting through the basics.

>Crusader Kings II

fuck

sup man, want to each 5cm/s instead and cry together.some real bro bonding shit

>Imperishable Night
>hard
So easy even Chad could 1cc on his first playthrough

Fire Emblem Echoes. I lucked out, FE games are braindead srpgs.

>In a real fight

Phrase spoken by people who have never fought.

FFXIV
Let him play as WAR. Teach him how to berserk triple fell cleave. 2ez

Hey wtf where did you get my photo from?

>MH4U on the 3DS
I'm fucked. He'll probably snap my 3DS in half and punch me.

He won't be able to beat ninja gaiden black. THere's no way.
On the other hand, not even the stacies will fuck him after they find out he couldn't even beat a children's game

You're dreamy.

>The original Nier

Okay, I'll put him on Easy mode and tell him to just mash square.

>FFXV
Bro, I'm still on chapter 3 of my first playthrough.

>Fire emblem heroes
You can't really "Get good" at it, but yeah sure I'll get him up to speed.

If you got into a real fight you wouldn't be so quick to fight again.

>Magikarp Jump
EASY BABY

I'm 34 hours in on chapter 3. But I've also done every possible sidequest and hunt

>dark souls

wew lads

left 4 dead. oh boy

Ayo white boi, what games u playing
[Chad notices the young dindu gentlemen are armed and will be provoked depending on his answer]

Dragon Ball Xenoverse, my high-melanin brothers

Isn't Buck really underpowered right now though?

>KoF XIII

Well, we're gonna fight.

>mfw blacks are usually into anime more than i am

>Injustice 2

EZPZ. You'd have a harder time teaching a SF pro since they'd need to adjust to the dial-a-combo system

Considering that it was Monster Hunter, the bigger question is if he has the patience.

>Dark Souls 3
Shouldn't be too hard, as long as I can be friendly with him and take my time.

>he'll beat you up in front of all the Stacies
the stakes have never been higher

Chad played Oblivion on xbox back in highschool. Wait till he hears they made an Oblivion 2 but it's called Skyrim.

>Stellaris
I rather die desu senpai.

>Chad played Oblivion on xbox back in highschool
Be quiet Todd, you chess club loving nerd

>real bout fatal fury

even i dont know how to play that shit, i'm done for!

>castlevania aria of sorrow
That game is so easy anyone could pick it up

Smash Bros 4.

Just have to teach him how to recover and he'll do just fine

Chad you fuckin nerd this is a trash build I told you either rush lifesteal and attackspeed or go full tank why the fuck are you trying to play a technical character!? FUN?! Don't gimme that shit if you want to have FUN you can go to the bar and smash becky OH WAIT BECKYS SMASHING RON CUZ RON KNOWS HOW TO SPIN TO WIN!

GODDAMMIT CHAD YOU BETTER KILL ME WHEN YOU BEAT ME UP OR I SWEAR I WILL FRICKEN GHOST YOUR ASS IN EVERY PUB I WILL BE WAITING TO SNIPE YOUR PICK UP GAMES NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO! NOW LOOK AT THE STICKY NOTE I PUT ON THE SCREEN! HIT YOUR MIN MAX IN SUB 5 OR WE'RE RESTARTING UNTIL YOU GET IT RIGHT JESUS SHIT!

Overwatch.
Hell, He'll probably play better than I will.

>vanquish
a toddler could master that game within 10 minutes doubt he's gonna have any problems with it
console gamers memed us hard again with this one

>Kirby Triple Deluxe
I'll probably be fine.

>witcher 3

Just quen and mash square

Nioh
No, probably not.

>new vegas
>ok chad just hit the tilde key and type and enter this
>have fun sir

I win

>persona 5
>even in game chad cucks you

Chads are generally good at games, because of their higher reaction timing and spacial awareness. They simply don't have the experience, because they're busy being active, and fucking Stacys.

Physical activity actually improves one's ability to perform in video games. This is why the Wii's motion controls were so divisive. All lazy nerds that did nothing but slump into a couch and hold a controller never learned how to move their bodies. So they bitch about Skyward Sword's motion controls. Active nerds who went outside to play with friends in street sports adapt to motion controls with no problem.

not having a bunch of black friends to talk about shitty shounen series and play anime fighters and marvel.

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Little does OP know, I am Chad.

Fine, if I had to teach Dwarf Fortress to somebody else I'd fail miserably because I still don't fully understand half the things I'm doing anyway.

>Wolfenstein: The New Order

I think he'll be fine. Doesn't Chad play CoD or similar games already anyway?

It was a great game. Fuck you, Sup Forums. I was not expecting an interesting campaign and good characters.

>chad doesn't git gud
>we have to fight
>I shoot him in the stomach with my Walther P38

>kirby
how the fuck do you die

Had a world that glitched and one continent was completely undead.

The world was notorious for failures though, and I only got three years in before it corrupted 100%.

I can print everything legends wise out except structure. Probably something to do with the glitch continent.

Okay chad, so you just press the buttons from left to right and then do the launcher, and then do jbc jbc airthrow. You can do this for every character in the game out of hundred except, like, five of them.

How could anyone fuck this up?

Nice try Chad. Go back to eating creatine and fucking my ex-girlfriend.

>Dota 2
I'll be beaten for sure.

No

>RP game
oh thank god. I can explain that dying is part of the fun, he'll love his DR too.

>Implying I couldn't kick the shit out of that guy with my superior speed and dexterity.

>being beat up
>ever

>Red Orchestra
>Chad just plays it like COD
>Gets demolished
>Get my ass beat in front of stacy's mom
>I'll never known the full extent of how much she's got it going on

...

So true

also what a qt

Well, Chad could probably get decent at Revelator pretty quickly.
Not that hard of a game to learn, and he can just play sol or something.

Chads are genuinely better at games than fat nerds though.

>R6: Siege
Shouldn't be too bad.

How many fucking Chads are there in this thread?
Or at the very least, how many Chad apologists?

>bullets bounce off of abs
>"what the fuck was that shit, bro?"
>crushes your skull with rock crushing grip

Hmm since PUBG requires you to have good skill I think me and Chad are going to have a exchange of fists :^(