WHO IS PLAYERUNKOWN???

Some say he is the Leonardo Di Vinci of video games.

But the real question remains

WHO IS PLAYERUNKOWN? WHAT'S HIS ENDGAME?

what's your dick size? mine's 9 inches

I'm afraid we simply don't know who that player is...

some fag who made a bunch of money off your friends

>Some say he is the Leonardo Di Vinci of video games.
>But the real question remains
>WHO IS PLAYERUNKOWN? WHAT'S HIS ENDGAME?


What did he mean by this?

No one says that and no one cares you fuckboy

no way, post pic with ruler

>from the video game modder who read Battle Royale....
>this summer....
>the most ebin game on twitch

I actually saw him playing playerunkowns battleground
>be me about to play a solo match
>join
>only me and some other guy
>wtf
>his name was playerunkown
>not it can't be
>game crashes

>his name was playerunkown
>game crashes
Yeah that's definetly his style

6 inches here.

I'd like to be able to kiss my gf's cervix with the tip of my dick but at least I can still make her cum with it.

>but at least I can still make her cum with it.

That's just what she wants you to think.

3 at best.
Not even shitposting, I just want to fucking end it all.

the most pretentious faggot in vidya. someone post that picture from the website.

Pursue the life of the intellectual.

Read a lot, study hard in college/uni, study philosophy, practice philosophy, meditate, etc.

>be me
Fuck off retard

4"
;__;

>tfw only 8 inches

I'm like 20 lbs overweight though so it might come out as 9 when I finish losing weight...

He is a hack that can't fix the horrible server issues that ruin CAPSLOCKGROUNDS

>(((college)))

>losing weight makes your dick larger

Teach me your ways.

it's not that losing weight makes your dick bigger, but there's less fat surrounding the base of the shaft and is then "usable dick" idk how to phrase it.

My dick "grew" almost 4 inches by losing weight.

"Grew" because it didn't actually grow, but just the part of my dick that was sunk into the fat was finally visible.

How do you even burn fat around your pubic bone? Does it just happen naturally with cardio?

>Faggot OP gets derailed by a dick comparison discussion

pottery, we should do this often

Never did any cardio, just stopped eating like a pig. It just gets smaller and smaller until the area is normal just like the rest of your body.

>6 inches is not enough to touch the womb
Fuck is this true?

You can't spot reduce fat, it comes off in different places for different people. For a lot of men the last thing to go are the love handles.

No shit mate, the womb is deep

Girls vagina depths vary like dick sizes.

For some it might, others it might not. Also depends on the angle/position you're using.

Some guy who can't get the hit registration system right

It depends how far I push the ruler in.

A boring 7 inches, perfect to complement my boring personality.

Are you me?

>tfw you pull it so hard when you pee you end up ripping the skin

Some scrub who made a cool mod.