Reminder that Square will NEVER EVER let us have this

Reminder that Square will NEVER EVER let us have this

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If they don't announce that this is coming to the west when or if they announce a date for DQ11 I will lose my shit

Never played a dragon quest but interested interested. Please explain

Better prepare your anus for unprecedented amounts of devastation, because we ain't getting it.

What's the deal with not localizing DQ? I thought that it shared FF levels of popularity in the States?

lol no

DQ is barely scraping by over here. IIRC Square wouldn't even pay to localize 9 because it wasn't worth it, so Nintendo stepped in to do it. There's a ton of DQ games we get here because they're not profitable.

just import faggots

Or this...

They're goofy RPGs where your equipment is shit like boxer shorts and beatsticks until you get to the end of the game, where shit hits the fan and gets super serious. DQ5 has the best story in any RPG I've played in years.

Japan is so fucking buttmad about us playing these games because "DER FOR US NIPS ONRY" when they DO come to us they get a shitload of features removed, even going as far as to do shit like turn orchestrated music into MIDI just because FUK U WAITO PIGGUS

its not even that good

>DQ5 has the best story in any RPG I've played in years.
This is true...

Everything else you said is typical Sup Forums memer bullshit

>all in one package

I've got your package right here *unzips*

>Sup Forums memer bullshit

I've played every game in the series since I got Warrior for my NES as a wee bab you fucking mongoloid

that box art is beautiful

>import game
>find out there's an IP range ban outside of Japan

I'm so old I got dragon quest 1 for free with my subscription to Nintendo Power

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>IIRC Square wouldn't even pay to localize 9 because it wasn't worth it

'not worth it' meaning it has more than enough sales to justify a localization, but looks bad to the exec board that expects it to sell as well as it does in japan.
DQ9 sold a fuckton by all means when compared to other DS games not made by nintendo.

pig costume is better.

This is one of the reasons I hate japanese people, stubborn old farts who hate everyone and won't give people what they want because it goes against tradition even when it'll sell big.


In short square sucks

Don't the DQ team hate filthy gaijins or something?

>NES as a wee bab
Go eat some more paint chips.

You mean the guys from Enix? No. They love Westerners.

It's Square running the shitshow that fucks us over.

>Taking his bait

Uhhh we already have FFXIV
Why would they want to give themselves competition in the west?

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