OwO What's this...?

OwO What's this...?

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It's a USB cable, I'll show you later.

Something that you can buy for $5 that Nintendo charges for $100

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Looks kinda familiar...

Delete this right fucking now.

The nintendium alone is worth $85.

Unfortunately Nintendo doesn't use Nintendium anymore.

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They drained the mines sometime in the early 2000s.

NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK
Usb-C is an open standard, you could buy the above one instead of the nintendo one if you want, now fuck off.

p-post bulge pics

You're old gramps, go to bed
Show me a site that sold good quality ones vor $5, its ok, I will wait.

USB line, idiot.

Kek the one in OP is $16

Sadly this.

>Show me a site that sold good quality ones
This. I bet the one he's talking about don't even warp your fishcer price ta-Wii U 2-Switch for free.

does this actually work?

would buy one instantly and tell the dock to fuck off.

>Can literally cut a hole straight in the middle of the Switch with a pressure cutter and it still works
>Not Nintendium

The Switch is easily one of the most durable things Nintendo has made in years

Honestly the only shitty quality products they've made are the DS Lite and 2DS

Good job BTFO yourself.

Why haven't you bought an usb-c extension cord?
Do you like scratches on your console?

At least give us a link to buy it. Does it actually work on the Switch? Seems really nice to have one of these to carry around when going to a friends house or something

>completely fucking cracks and breaks if dropped
>warps from normal use
>BUT IT'S LE NINTENDIUM XDDD
fuck off fanboy

The 2ds can survive a nuke though

>$69

>buy a 10€ USB-C dongle that carries power
>plug it into my 3400€ 2017(tm)(c) MacBook Air Pro
>the shitty chinese non-standard dongle fries my battery
>have to take my 3400€ 2017(tm)(c) MacBook Air Pro to the Geeksquad
THANKS OP!

No. But what says is the right idea.

Could it be...?

wow im retarded nice tip user

what's this mess.

Buy a glass screen protector.

extension cord......

Tempered glass screen protectors, m8o. 2 for $7.99.

>Screen "Protector"
Sure if you want your switch to look like a turd after the screen being moved when placing it on the dock.

why is the dock $90?

screen protector won't protect the switch from warping in the dock. The dock is a terrible design anyways.

I have my dock in a horizontal position

No scratches to report here

It delivers power.

what am i looking at

The Nintendo Switch's flex feature.

That's because Nintenbros will always look away from the truth.

??? sounds like a good thing to me, if you clan flex it to fit better in a pocket or case or whatever

>new IOS update!
>the I-Flex

Show me a single picture of a cracked switch. Show me a single instance of switches bending aside from that one wave of claims.

damaged in shipping unit

This shit looks like nintendonium to me.

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nah, I'm pretty sure that's the Nintendo Flex™ feature

>Nintendo copying Nvidia
WTF? These talentless hacks.

post the gameplay

That's exactly what I do with mine. The spring assisted part of the dock can get pretty annoying though, it always wants to push the cable out.

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Nintendo needed to get in the green before the end of the financial year.

OwO
all that for half the price?!

The 2DS is the barebones idiot child model that I regret passing up the 3DS for. Also the shoulder buttons suck and will likely fail like the DS was prone to.

>1 USB port
>unnecessary extra USB-C slot
>Only just the slots attached to a short cable


Quality thread

>"official" stuff is sold at a markup and costs more than third-party

No, shit. Was that really worth pushing another thread off the board for?

The wii used it. Dropped mine while speeding on a bike and it still works to this day

>3 bux non-standard compliant USB-C cables
>USB-A doesn't carry enough power to charge the Switch while "docked" and overclocked
>middle piece doesn't even have power passthrough
Go ahead and try it, be sure to post back with your fried Switch and blame it on Nintendo.

>post back with your fried Switch

>I don't understand how electronics work

It can't "fry" your switch you fucking idiot

No, it can't with that setup. You aren't getting any power through with that.

an hdmi switch?

You get what you pay for.

>you have to do shit like this because nintendo's dock is retarded

Please delete this. It puts my whole family to shame.

Yeah dude... So hard to buy a new tempered glass screen protector every once in a while.

or just buy a cable?

It's an insulation problem literally put a ferrite bead on it.

Asus did the exact same shit with the PG279Q monitor, i was just getting black screen flickers and artifacts every minute or so because the chink fucks did not properly insulate the cables or did no insulation. I moved the cables to an isolated area to test and it worked fine, put it near metal and other cables and artifacts, black screen flickering.

Not cool man

back when Sup Forums was a different place by far.

You don't even need to do this shit, I keep mine docked with no screen protector and don't have a single scratch.

Retards only have scratches on their Switch because of the dock because they probably manhandle it and shove that shit in as hard as possible.

Doesn't Nintendo do some fancy DRM bullshit to prevent third-party adapters used to output the Switch to TV?

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