I RLLLY WANT TO PLAY NIER MY DUDES

I need help.

I own two laptops. One ASUS R510VX-DM151D, Intel® Core™ i7-6700HQ up to 3.5GHz, 15.6" Full HD, 8GB, 1TB, NVIDIA GeForce GTX 950M 4GB, running Windows 10. And one, rather old, Acer Aspire 8950G-9839 Processor: Intel Core i7 2630QM Graphics Adapter: AMD Radeon HD 6850M Display: 18.4 inch, it runs Windows 7.

Neither of them are able to run NieR Automata. The Asus has some chance on low settings, but the game keeps crashing. I already bumped the Nvidia settings to max performance and the game settings to low, it does not work so bad but it crashes before i can do a savegame. Oh and the fan is going crazy from the heat.

What can i do to play this game? I am thinking of selling both laptops and getting something else. Problem is i have no money. The Acer seems like it won't get more than 100 dollars, the Asus could probably go for a lot more, but i don't know how much. What do you reckon /adv/, how much can it sell for?

Before i sell, i want to recover all my data. Problem is i know shit fuck about computers, and my acer is heavily virused (just the usual you get from porn sites). What is the best way to recover data from an old laptop without compromising the unit i'll be transferring it to? Thinking of using some sort of external memory, but what to do about corrupted or infected files? Should i just give up all my old photos and my music collection? It's the photos i care more about, perhaps there is some clout tool i can use for that.

Lastly, what should i buy instead? I literally just want it to be able to run NieR smoothly, preferably with good graphics. Should i give up on a stupid PC since i can't afford a high-end gaming one and just get the PS4 pro? Have any of you played the game on console, is it good? Or can i actually get something worthwile and join the masterrace?

>TL;DR i own two shitty laptops and want something better to play NieR, but no money. what do.

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>what can i do to play this game
Tape them both together

That's a lot of dedication for a single game, and a pretty overpraised one.

just get a play station 4 console and play it on your play station 4 console with your daul shock 4 controller that comes with your play station 4 console

Really dude? I didn't come to this thread to see fucked up shit. Poor doggo.

WHAT THE FUCK

>no money. what do.
get a job you autistic cunt

>heavily virused
>just the usual

I'm sure this is bait, but, delete all the programs bloating your computer, disable all the windows processes you don't need, if you really don't know how just google it.

OP here, i do have a job but i live in shitty former Eastern bloc, so the pay is shit. I could probably find a couple of hundred bucks lying around, but not a cool two grand to spend on a high-end gaming PC.

Its objectively the best game of 2017 so far. Put down your contrarian fedora for once and accept it as a masterpiece.

Not bait, i really am that dumb. All i want to know is can i copy my old photos from it and not transfer any malware in the process. For all i know, computer viruses might be a Jewish myth to make you buy McAfee products.

then save your money and start a business, go to college, just not be a loser. And instead of worrying about videogames, worry about finding a better job and being financially secure. are you 13 years old?
common sense is not common

>objectively
It's definitely in the top 2 though

upload everything in a cloud like mega or dropbox so you don't even need to plug in anything

Your pictures and music files should be fine if you just move those. If you want to try and clean up the other laptop then move the files you want off of it and then do a fresh install would be the easiest way. If you don't want to do that then look into Rkill, CCleaner, and some anti-malware scanners like Malwarebyes.

Look into the Low Spec Gamer on Youtube to see if there's any other tweaks you can do. I think he did a video on Nier but I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

Listen dude, my finances are the reason i ain't got anything left to spend on games. I could disregard my savings and just buy an alienware or something, but i'm not dumb. If you think vidya is such a waste of time, what are you doing on this board lol, obvious troll. This is Sup Forums, no one here is rich. Say something useful or GTFO.

>If you think vidya is such a waste of time,
i never said that you jackass. what is reading comprehension

>no one here is rich
you realize there's been literal billionaires on this very board?

>as i post on Sup Forums

>, but i'm not dumb.
says the person that complains on Sup Forums about how broke they are and how they're too autistic to make something of themselves.
see you in the next steam beg thread during the holidays

>muh "well you posted on Sup Forums" argument
that doesn't change anything. fucking hell summer is really hitting this board

With what?

oops meant for

Play 800x600 windowed mode at lowest and squeeze 30 fps, I know I did.

Then it made me deeply sad and pathetic so I unistalled.

Perfect loop

hello r/eddit!

>Have no money
>Start a business
>Go to college
user what the hell are you talking about

>Its objectively the best game of 2017 so far.
someone has not played Breath Of The Wild.

Here's what you should do, you mong:

>download and install non-compromised FAR
>set global lighting to low
>if you don't mind the lighting at all, set it to off

Not him but I have played both. BotW was pretty forgettable compared to NieR

>migrants coming from fuck all start from nothing
>magically get some kind of means of getting money
yeah it's like its impossible!

yo i wanted to do that but the SKIM64.exe is blocked by GitHub or some shit whatever that means, do you know how i can get that to work? I'd really appreciate it i heard it doubles the game's performance.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

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Make sure to save a lot, though. I crashed from time to time with the (!) sound from MGS.

Who??

Sick dicks for cash, buy alienware

Notch. There's definitely been other rich people here like egoraptor, but no billionaires.

Thanks!