Dad walks in

>dad walks in

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>Granddad walks in

>having a dad

>cute, androgynous cousin walks in

>tfw no sissy twink bf to dominate and play videogames with

Post Steam.

girl?

>dad walks in
>ask if its born
>also ask if he could fap with me
>we both fap eachother

My dad walked in on me fucking a trap once. He didn't give a fuck and just told me to lock the door. I had girlfriends in the past so he knows I'm not gay.

Porn fucking dammit

I really miss when my dad used to do that.
>Where has the time gone

>walked in on me fucking a trap once
>I had girlfriends in the past
>I'm not gay

>WAAAAAAAAAAH

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My mom walked in on me dressed like a girl getting fucked in the ass before...

Did you enjoy it?

Hot.

No, it was embarrassing and a turn off.

Why didn't you lock the door? That's usually an important thing to do

My mother kicked my door in one night while I was asleep since I had it locked so my lock was broke.

how she reacted?

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Not all of us are niggers.

She quietly backed out of the room and refused to speak to me for the rest of the night.

I have a news for you.

Hilarious.

so I guess in the next scene Luka gets beaten to death for implying mc might be gay right?

>I have a news for you.

Considering I have a girlfrined right now I very much doubt that.

Traps don't exist on the 3D plane. You like men, faggot.

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Then it would be news for your "girlfriend" I guess

I always hate how fucking bad Porn stars are at acting. Main reason I look up amateur all the time, at least those vids either don't have shitty acting or are more real

That time of the day again huh?

Not at all

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If it's an anime convention, there's a high chance the guy was okay with it after he realized there weren't any cops coming.

It refers to a male who passes as a female until you find out it's a male, thus the "trap". The meaning of the term has been warped by shitty crossdressers and desperate fags who like it.

That's the timeline where she is a girl so what's the problem? Your father would be proud.

What a hero.

why didnt this user tried to seduce his father?

I wish I had a cute gf(male). I want someone cute to shower with love and affection so much.

user, if your dad want to be your boyriend, you have a problem

>My mother kicked my door in one night while I was asleep
Yeah that...makes sense. I guess.

My mother is probably the least rational person I know. It didn't make any more sense at the time either. When I asked, he excuse was "what if there was a fire?".

It's not a gay or straight thing. If Luka doesn't get your dick rock hard, there's something wrong with you.

Your mom needs meds.

shoul i just skip his route in steins gate?
traps are disgusting and i hate gay shit

i wish i had a cute gay brother
i would beat his ass so hard

someone's in denial

>he doesn't have ctrl+alt+delete macro

When I told her I wasn't going to a family reunion thing, she threatened to put my favorite stuffed animal through a wood chipper.

I got in a fight with her over something minor once, she threw her expensive at the time phone at the wall, it exploded and she drove off for like 16+ hours and came home drunk. Growing up was not fun.

Probably one of the main reasons you're so fucked up, dressing like a girl and being a fag overall.

Skip it if you're not gay.

Stole ur hottie, dad.

WAT NAO, FAGGOT???

What was the animal? A dolphin? You could've just gotten a replacement if she was gonna do it.

>she threatened to put my favorite stuffed animal through a wood chipper.
murder.
if that happened the only answer is murder.

clearly you don't understand.

Skip it if you're gay.

It was a red panda. It was a gift from my at the time boyfriend, just getting a replacement wouldn't have worked.

Oh well I ripped the head of my niece's favorite stuffed animal off once because I told her 50 times I would do that if she didn't stop being an annoying shit (to simplify it) and since she didn't believe me, drastic action was necessary. It worked tho.
rip stuffy doggo

>raised by women
ouch

U fap U looze

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Wait that's a dude?

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That's fucked up. These stories make me sad. Sometimes I wish I could adopt a child to save them from a fucked up home.
Since I'm some autists on Sup Forums, of course its a bad idea but still wish I could help somehow.

Clearly you don't if you can't deal with the loss of material possessions.

Wtf I love steins gate now

Adopting a child is probably a good idea if you have a stable income, can support them and won't do anything weird to them.

My mother also came on to me once as a kid and was going to shoot the both of us to death over debt once. Growing up was not fun after my step-father died.

A random autist on Sup Forums would likely make a better parent than a lot of people.

Look at stories like Nurse-kun or Blindmute Loli Guy.

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>you will never marry and impregnate mayuri and then drink milk from her huge tits

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How is this vidya?

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I wanna be a dad, but not deal with the wife BS. Once I get my career in the police force, imma adopt a son and raise him to be an acceptable member of society.

wish I could fuck you ;)

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will you dress up like a girl for me and let me fuck you?

Where are the videogames?

Just a little reminder.

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They're in the box.

There's even a new Steins;Gate game announced for fuck's sake

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I only want to do those kinds of things for someone I love and will someday marry.

>it appeared to be bigger than mine

so where are the gay stories?

Sure, but how is talking about boipussy relevant to Sup Forums? This isn't /cm/ or /y/. Sup Forumsisn't gay.

>Sup Forumsisn't gay.

>Sup Forums isn't gay

That's cute, never change.
I also only want to do lewd things with someone I love.
Probably why I will remain a virgin.

>Sup Forumsisn't gay

That's messed up.

>marriage

that'd probably work

but you'd have to work on your falsetto so as not to rouse the suspicion of my entire family

Elite is mkst likely going to be spin off. bit too soon from 0 to make a sequel from that

>Sup Forumsisn't gay.
How embarrasing.

>Sup Forumsisn't gay.

>sisters-in-law grew up in hispanic family, so getting smacked for misbehaving was normal
>made friends with other girls at church growing up
>the parents of those girls reported their parents to the authorities because they found out they hit their children
>they got taken away, family that reported them became foster parents
>this family abused them and made them in-house servants for their own children, pocketing the money the government gave them for being foster parents

So can you fuck him as a boy or only in the timeline where he's a girl?

Elite is a remake that will likely supersede the original Steins;Gate.

It leaves me feeling a bit lonely and hopeless sometimes, but I'll never find my future husband if I give up.
I'm a dude, regardless of whether or not I can pass as a girl. I've done the whole being introduced as someone's girlfriend thing before, I don't plan on it again.