N-NANI?!

N-NANI?!

HE'S TOO FAST

real talk though, don't attempt this
you're gonna get your shit fucked up by the shooter

No one is that fast

t. school shooter panicked he'll get killed by this technique

You're going to get fucked up anyhow, might as well try.

yeah better just wait and get shot

exactly...

no one except me kid...

*teleports behind you*

KURAE, IKKEN HISSATSU

That's exactly what you want us to think, shooter.

it's obvious what you have to do, you take your waifu and escape with her

Actually, close range, if you just stab someone, you're likely to get them before they shoot you.
It takes less than a second to cross a room with a bladed weapon

SONIC BOOM

"omae wa mo shindeiru"

Nani and hayaiposting is my favorite meme, i hope it never dies.

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holy shit that's good

okay kid, you just had to unleash your full power huh, you couldn't just leave it well enough alone, you can't stop us and you can't stop our plan

just come out with your hands in the air, nice and easy

not falling for your tricks shooter

It's supposed to be a spree shooter, not a bank robber. If you end up right next to the dude, you may as well try, because the point is he's planning on shooting you no matter what.

I mean I'm no special forces or anything, but why cant you just wait by the corner for the shooter to enter the room then tackle him, it's not like he's trained to check his corners

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I don't know shit about shootings but wouldn't terrorists like a few of them to live to tell the tale and spook other people?

oh boy, a wikihow thread

HAYAI

B-BAKANA