E3

>terrorist bombings weekly
>all of them happening close to e3
>first year e3 is open to the public
Anons please dont go. I have a bad feeling about this...

>first year e3 is open to the public
Not the first.

i mean you have to top WON MIRRON TROOPS somehow right

you care me?

Won't happen in America.
ISIS would get nuked in retaliation.

>terrorists who blow themselves up worrying about being blown up
Doubt it

Orlando? Have we all just forgotten?

>terrorist attack
>America
America isn't Europistan, my friend.

And before any of you try to be smart asses, gay bars fly faggot flags, not United Statesian flags, thus are NOT a part of America.

They only do it to cuck countries that let them in and give them their homes and wives for free.

They want a holy war, not getting wiped out all at once.

Not a real terrorist attack.

see
ya fucking pinhead.

So the World Trade Center was just one big gay bar?

9/11 was 16 years ago. Bringing up 9/11 now is more ridiculous than it was to bring up the USSR in 2001.

It'll stop being ridiculous when you stop being ridiculously in debt because you idiots can't even kill some goat farmers without friendly firing the fuck out of everything.

t. goatfucker

Yes, just like the song by Electric Six.

Why would they attack a video game convention?

Why would they attack a concert?

I was just about to say.

>terrorist bombing weekly

But not from Islamic extremists, it's been others lately

They are currently dying in the summer heat due to Ramadan

Boston bombing.

trumps in charge. any attack and the boys are let off the leash

>terrorist blows up e3
>is rewarded in the afterlife with the 40 virgins he killed

Glass Desert would be a pretty cool name for a new additional wonder of the world.

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It's gonna happen at some point it's too tempting of a target.

ayy

I'm still convinced some shady shit happened there.

Man I hope it happens. Maybe Reggie would die.

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It would be interesting to see the reactions

>gets fondled by 40 fat neckbeards for all eternity

I think this guy is retarded. just ignore him.

Hopefully Gerstmann is in the blast radius and finally gets some peace.

>terrorist hungry for glory blows himself up in the Sony games area
>it's entirely empty so he kills no-one but himself and does not collect 72 virgins

How do we stop Islam?
They're on their way to conquering the world

You motherfucker

Imagine if todd howard gets bombed

>we don't get bombed guys, we're not europistan
>get's bombed
>i-it was actually the government, 9/11 was an inside jerb!!!

The delusion of Americans knows no boundaries.

be really nice to them

Pork, and lots of it. Tell every terrorist that if they attack or even plan an attack, they are signing a contract that says they have agreed to symbolically dine on a plate full of bacon and ham (or literally if they are caught). You can't force them to eat bacon, they can get out of it because there's a loophole if consent is not given....but now you bring consent into the picture so they're fucked.

No need to thank me Europe.

Tell them other gods are better

you're way more likely to die in a car accident driving to the convention

>Terrorist blows up E3
>None of the conferences can happen
>Except Nintendo because it was pre-recordes

lol who needs 72 virgins when you can be surrounded by thousands

>it used to be customary in spain to offer guests plates of cured pork and watch for signs of distaste to detect moors

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NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY

>terrorist blows up E3
>game journos praise it as the best E3 ever for its diversity and political message
>claim people who are anything less than orgasmically excited about it are racist sexist gamergays

Just let them kill you.
Then you win.

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>Sony conference
>Ms. Marvel trailer for MvC Infinite
>ALLAHU AKBAR

>the trigger for ww3 is kojima getting blown up
what a time to be alive

>ISIS bombs Kojima to pieces
>autistic fanboys form a Foxhound chapter to fight ISIS with the power of weaponized autism
>ISIS defeated in 2 weeks

how do his pants hold up?

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