Found out gf has been making gay metal gear fanfiction and including me in the stories

What do I do?

I bet she's fat and smells really stale.

marry her

Arin is that you?

You wouldn't leave your gf for snake?

I was actually gonna engage to her until this. I thought she was a normie who loved to watch me play vidya

GET FUCKING ENGAGED YOU FAGET.

Who do you fuck in them? Are you a top or a bottom?

Post it.

Post it.

Bottom. In the story I get beat and raped by volgin. It's fucking weird

This.

Hot

Ok, now you really need to post it.

she wants to use a strap-on on you. Just relax, it will slide in easier that way.

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Post it

Poor guy, you aren't good enough for any of the Snakes or Ocelot.

Stop I need actual advice. I'd post it but then you'd be able to find out who she is.

Fuckin' marry that girl, retard

I actually wrote them lol

Why can they show eva tits and not volgin love

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Dude come on, she's a freak. You won the gf lottery. Weird is better than normie.

It starts out as fanfiction but she will try to make it real. Pretty soon she will be inviting her gay friend over and asking you to get fucked by him.

fuck her in the pussy

I should just nite the thread. Don't pretend to be me

Did she post them anywhere?

Only I've got the power to do that, idk man.

Post it post it post it post it post it post it post it post it

poor fuckin bastard

that's hot

You misunderstand, young one.
The multiple idk mans from all the shitty fan fictions have manifested to help you find your true self.

As weird as it is;

-Shes obviously finds you arousing on some level

-You post on Sup Forums so it's not like you're any better

You deserve each other

I highly doubt any of us here care enough to stalk your fujoshi girlfriend, just fucking post it pussy

Unite, my brothers. We're doomed to perish if we idle seperately

Volgin is a big guy

if it's good material we'd care enough to track hee down and send her a strapon to use on OP

POST IT

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>gay user
>has gf

Its like pottery.

Make lesbian Metal Gear fanfics and include her in the stories

Post the fic already you fucking faggot.

source?

Poetry, user.

_______ P O S T I T ________

WELL THERE YOU GO

how new

Who's this semen demon

Suck her dick.

Your code name for this mission will be Ben Dover.

What now?

I literally don't believe you until you post it

I know people who would legit kill to be you right now.

YOU TELL HER YOU FUCKING LOVE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>my guy

Just dump her. She speaks like a retard.

Trouser snake eater
POST IT

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME WHY ARE YOU CONFRONTING HER ABOUT IT
YOU BETTER PRETEND TO LIKE IT OR YOU'RE FUCKED

>killing your chances with a cute grill because she's a little bit weird
I hope you die in a fire you faggot

Have her post on CL, look for a twink that will suck you off while she watches. Then bang her while the twink eats your ass.

Live the dream nigga

Its a her(male)

I'm just gonna roll with it

marry her and keep her from getting pregnant so she doesn't change

>bae
It's a match made in heaven

You should use this as an operatunity to get closer to her. You fucking normalfag.

>mfw

user
What the fuck
Either act like it's no big deal or talk about it when you're face to face

Holy shit marry her. That kind of deviancy is a catch these days compared to what normal sluts usually do.

For bonus points Cosplay as Raiden, She'll practically beg you to fill her womb.

now you post the fanfic here you scaredy cat

Post the story as your text, she'll believe you.

SAY YOU DON'T THINK IT'S WEIRD AND IT FLATTERS YOU

Well it depends

Were you the top?

Oh boy

She's a keeper bro
If you can't see that maybe you really are gay

Oh okay yeah drop that at the speed of light nig.

Don't fuck this up.
You're risking your relationship over a dumb girly fanfic you weren't even supposed to find out about.

TELL HER YOU LIKE IT YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

TELL HER IT MADE YOU HARD

>I'll ignore that text

SSSSHHHHUUUUUTTTTTTTDDDDDDOOOOOOOWWWNNNN

Honestly, that shit isn't even that weird. At least she isn't a furry. Plus, basic people are fucking boring and just want to watch the new flavor of the month netflix show and drink starbucks. You have someone who loves you enough to write about you getting raped by Volgin.

>itt user kills himself and ends up on /r9k/

Get finally fucked alongside her by one of the beefy military manly men she fantasizes about.

Tell her you want her to fuck you with a strapon.

That's really what this is about.

You're an idiot if you actually break up with her over this, seriously.

She has kinks, so fucking what man we all do. Just go with it.

You literally hit the fucking jackpot as long as she is not fat. Stop being a faggot and seal the deal.

he took Volgen's electrocock.

This

S U M M E R

Burn it and tell her to stop writing degenerate shit, then leave her because she's going to spread her degeneracy to your children.

Jesus christ OP, if you don't ask her if she secretly wants to top you with a strap on, don't bother.

I need to live vicariously through you damn it.

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>You have someone who loves you enough to write about you getting raped by Volgin.
I Keked so hard at this have a (you) user

>You're never get a qt girlfriend who'll write fanfiction of you getting assblasted by various video game characters.
Bonus points if she includes your friends, brother and or father.

Wait how did you find this gay MGS fanfic?

user.

Every guy in here wishes they were you right now.
WHAT is your problem?

speak for yourself

op btfod

>Every guy in here wishes they were you right now.
Not me, I don't want my fanfic self getting buttraped by Volgin.

The censor the names you massive fucking faggot

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This is fucking gold, holy shit.

faggot.

Lol Now post the male version please