BEST GAME EVER

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Hello fellow user of Sup Forums's video games board. It looks like you have entered a VIRAL MARKETING thread.
Do not worry we will sort this out right quick!

>Viral Marketing?
Yes, my good user. This board is under attack by people being paid by Ubisoft to stir shit, create controversy, and shitpost in an attempt to garner free advertising and media coverage. Advertising is, as you surely know, against the rules of this site. It is also generally regarded here as a dirty trick publishers pull when they want easy money without having to make a good game. Here are a few things to keep in mind:
-First appearance of the petition on Sup Forums only had a few signatures.
-Before the petition the threads were dying thanks to anons like yourself telling the marketeers to fuck off however Ubisoft took a day off to devise this petition and came back in full force.
-Multiple media outlets reported on this controversy before the petition had any substantial number of signatures.
-Most of the posts are low-quality and have the intent to bait
-In addition the marketeers seem keen on making the discussion about politics on Sup Forums which is OFF TOPIC
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>Oh golly gee, user! Thanks for telling me about this but what can I do?
Oh that is very simple my friend! You just have to:
-Report Far Cry 5 threads
-Hide Far Cry 5 threads
-If you really feel the need to post, don't. But if you do use sage in the options field.
-Remember anyone talking about SJWs, Sup Forums, politics, the petition is a UBISOFT MARKETEER
-Anyone not calling out the thread and other posters as marketing is either a newfag who doesn't remember the marketing campaigns of years past or is a marketeer themselves. ASSUME THEY ARE MARKETING.
-This should only last until the game releases and this shitstorm blows over. It's sad that a game has to be off-limits for discussion on a video games board until well after release but thats the rub.
-Stay vigilant.

And now I have a message for the viral marketeers:
Stop viral marketing. Advertising is against the rules and politics is off topic on Sup Forums. Go home and be a family man.
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Is it better than gambling though?

And then there's this viral marketing shill piece of fucking shit.

It's funny how everyone ignores that it's just another casual shooter with horrible controls (especially mouse controls on PC), a generic, empty open world and horrible dialogues with QTE bosses and towers just because of the controversy.

Uh oh! Looks like you bumped the thread! Did you forget to use "sage" without quotes in the Options field of the reply form?

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giv

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roll dude

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reroll

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Can't tell if this is satire or not

Hello anonymous Ubisoft employee, have you met with your new Vivendi bosses yet?

please be yukiko, please be yukiko, please be yukiko....

roll me

I think my whole world view is falling apart

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eh, why not.

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Lets find out

I have a petition that says otherwise

and i got the shittiest nintendo girl, fuck...

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rolling gimme a qt

shitposting in a shitposting thread

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Shill

youtube.com/watch?v=qCRae5mRoRE

This.

There is a God.

>OY VEY, THERE'S NO SHILLING GOING ON, MY BELOVED GOYS

Rollerino

Yeah shills totally hate the game they promote

rolling dud

>OY VEY, MY BELOVED GOYS, AREN'T YOU ALL TRIGGERED BY Far Cry™ 5 for only $59.99?
What did the obese marketeer mean by this?

let's see

> say something nice to someone
> your compliment gets turned into a sidequest from fucking NieR

What hellish mindscape do these freaks exist on?

controversy creates cash dumb fuck

do you remember a few years ago when american apparel had that "leaked" ad campaign that was "too risque" for television? it had sasha grey nude in it and the whole plan was to "leak it" for attention. outrage = headlines. you're stupid if you think talking shit about a game and keeping it bannered all over a board with tens of thousands of people isn't helping sell the game.

also hint: the people who are going to buy the game don't see those as "shit talking". They see it as making fun of Sup Forums. Read this book to understand how viral marketing works, if you're literate.

lets see..

OY VEY!

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As long as it's not the same copy pasted shit, I'll probably buy it when it goes on sale. 4 was just copy pasted from 3 in a different setting, and that shit got old fast. At least primal switched up the gimmick.

whatever girl i roll i will become :3c

Worked for Battleborn huh

Controversy is the easiest form of marketing.
People were just laughing at Battleborn.

ERE WE GO