"Hi there! I will be your genie for the night. You are allowed only one wish...

>"Hi there! I will be your genie for the night. You are allowed only one wish, but it can be anything you want! What will it be?"

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"I wish we we're married"

This desu.

More genies like you

Happiness

I wish for you not to Grant My Wish.

I wish your games were actually good

I wish all the video game spoilers I saw were erased from my memory for the next few months

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I want a taste of your famous chocolate pudding

I want a hat. Gimme your hat.

For you to fucking kill yourself.

Anyone who doesn't ask for a million wishes is autistic and deserves death

3 more wishes.
>To throatfuck you
>To Enslave you
>3 more wishes

Smart guy, didn't even use his wish there.

I wish I could grant myself wishes.

Enslave her tbqh

I wish my mom's problems were solved in the easiest manner possible.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

just do infinite wishes

PAIZURI
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lemme smash

>Trying to sex a magical being
Y'all didn't learn nothing

I wish for infinite wishes

omnipotence

Why wish for anything less?

For you to sit on my face.

How did that series end anyway?

This is the only right answer
>pussy
>cute wife
>will eventually earn her love enough to get the occasional pity wish

>wanting to be stuck playing The Sims for the rest of eternity
No thanks.

>divorces you the next day
>takes half of your shit

What happened? All I've ever seen is really slutty porn of her.

Y'all need to post more shantae anons

I'd wish Sky or Risky with her hair down was here instead

I wish you were real

ahahaha FUCK YOU
only manga with a equal shit twist as this is usagi drop

I want you be YUGE

>The Sims with real world's levels of realism
fuck you I'd play that shit non stop

i want to enjoy video games

PERPETUM MOBILE

the short of the entire series is they learn that the goddesses put a magic "hold" on the protagonist's libido, i.e., he couldn't act on anything sexual. At least 2 of the goddesses knew about it, Belldandy, and one other. I think it was brought to light by the demon queen.

All self respecting genies have a "no more wishes" clause. It is therefore only logical to with for more genies.

I wish you were a boy

Wish granted, you were never born.

i want endless money

AYO GIME DAT SUC

I want to never age or die except by suicide

With omnipotence you could make any life you want. Have yourself reborn as the chosen one with any limitations you want in any kind of universe or story. Put the fail safe on so if you die you reset back to your deity form.

That actually sounds like a pretty rad story. A god gets bored so he recreates himself to suffer the most to save the world. He learns that he did it to himself. Actually that's the bible isn't it?

three more wishes for every wish

>guys with girl hips
gross

But why?

Nah man just do what her dad did

>I wish to fuck you so hard we have a quarter genie kid together

alternatively just wish she was in love with me

DELETE THIS

>y-you want to grant MY wish?
>but your not a genie silly, haha!

>oh...
>w-well ok then...

>i wish that we can be friends forever!

I wish to be an all powerful genie!

You can be my master after that.

Please sit on my face and let me worship your amazing brown booty.

I want to be Jasmine so bad.

Man that sounds like fun.
Some I Dream of Jeanie stuff.

those are still girls

just topless, flat as hell and with throat bulging cocks

the bible is pretty rad when someone's not trying to force it down your throat as truth

Already own it

I wish for more wishes now suck my dick

I wish you would replace yourself with Risky wearing that one space princess outfit from Pirate's Curse.

I want her as my big wife

Is Risky mode out yet?

had to do with the gate i think. If they slept together earlier on they may have not been ready for the trial as the gate would have triggered when they didn't have a "deeper" relationship

everyone is mad that he was basically brainwashed as a part of his wish

i wish for a certain someone to finish that "project" about you when your game is released for Switch

>they have everything that makes a boy a boy
>a-still girls though, i-it's not g-gay, p-promise!
Pic related.

>sandnigger
I call the police.

I wish to blow up!
wait like grow big.

I wish for unlimited wishes.

Please tell me there's more

Shantae in smash as a playable character! and is top tier!

what r u doing m8 :o

>Being this caught up over what's gay and what isn't
>Not just enjoying attractive figures regardless of gender

grow some taste

You could just mind fuck yourself into being happy whenever you got "bored", there's zero downsides to omnipotence.

>having a dick
>in any way attractive
Admit it, your taste is shit.

user JUST GOT...

B T F O
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HOW WILL HE EVER RECOVER?

itty bitty living space

>Not wanting to taste a cock

Are you fuckin' gay or something, dude? Get a load of this fag.

infinite supply of drugs
fml

Tough question. Wish I had some time to think about it.

>haha le irony gay meme
Nobody likes you in reality. Consider suicide you rancid faggot

I'd be playing anything I want while living a life with every fetish of mine thrown into daily activities.

My boyfriend likes me plenty. Maybe one day you'll stop being such a little cakeboy and enjoy your life.

"Shantae hentai game with my favorite fetishes."

GENIE RULES, NO FALLING IN LOVE, NO KILLING, NO REZZING THE DEAD

eyyyy
At first I thought you wrote autism.
Honestly, both could lead to some hilarious amusement.

shantae I wish you were my bdsm slut for one whole year!

failing that I sure wish there was lots of shantae pornography!

As long as I can install my favourite mods I don't see the problem.

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You eventually learn all god-human relationships tend to end in existential shitstorms, one major reason being that the human will age and the god/dess will not, so whenever such a couple forms a cockblock curse is automatically put into place (and pretty much everyone but Skuld knew about it all along, despite that not really being consistent with Urd and Peorth's early behaviors). At one point near the end they have to lift all spells on Keichi and because it includes that one that's when he realizes he really wants to fuck her, not just hover around her.

Anyway, he has to face Belldandy's parents who are handling the trials for him to become worthy. He has to relive the ordeal of the failed couple that started the whole shitstorm (and successfully argues they were misunderstood), win a motorcycle race (of course) and resist being tempted into becoming a god himself (and later refuses an honest-to-god offer).

He marries Belldandy in an improvised ceremony and they'll live happily ever after. Well, except they won't, he'll grow old and die but they don't mind and that is the whole point.

fuck off homos
being gay isnt right
you are not welcome on Sup Forums

>Fapping to cuntboys is straight, guys!

I wish we could hang out

I wish for a child, with you.

If cute boys aren't right I'd rather be wrong

MASTER
I DON'T THINK YOU QUITE REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE GOT HERE

seek help
you have a mental disorder, faggot

For your newest game to be done this year instead of 2020

But I don't have anything. Half of nothing is also nothing, ha.

I wish to be you and for you to be me.

If you keep putting that pussy on a pedestal maybe one day she'll look at your dick

I mean maybe

In the meantime you can stay upset at your lack of taste