It's e3

>It's e3
>Nintendo Spotlight is streaming
>pic related occurs

What happens next that would create the biggest buzz?

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A dark screen with some woman doing a monologue.

Mario in smash4switch

I dont care about Nintendo. Only thing im looking forward to regarding E3 is probably cringe compilations.

Animal Crossing Switch

Bayonotta 3

Go back to watching let's plays on YouTube, faggot.

*team ninja logo appears*

>Nintendo
>Games
Kek, it will just be another rehash of a 20 years old franchise.
>But animal crossing
Shovelware and blunder
>But xenoblade
Shit
>But pokemon
Irrelevant franchise, sales has been falling since gen 2.

The ultimate redpill is that Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the 3ds era.

Also the biggest announcement at the Sony conference will be Monster hunter 5 and Bloodborne 2

Smash bros Deluxe
Senran Kagura Beach Splash for Switch
Pokémon Remake

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Half-Life 3

Ports. Seriously they only need to show ports for them to "win" with the Nintendo crowd.

low quality b8. at least be somewhat creative with it mongoloid

This. I only care about real Companies like Sony etc.
Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the Gameboy color. Pokemon gold and silver was the last good Nintendo game

Metroid Switch

MHXX Switch version announced to the west and possibly released at the same time as in Japan is all I want.

>The ultimate redpill is that Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the 3ds era.
>3ds
You mean the snes era
>N64
Shit
>gamecube
shit
>Wii
Pii
>Wii U
Pii u
>Switch
iPAD clone

Melee HD. There is literally no other correct answer.

>Nintendo hasn't made a single good game since the Gameboy color
>implying they ever made good games
they should have stuck to hanafuda cards.

he posts the same image in every switch thread, it's pretty amusing after a while
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>sony ceo announces shutting everything down and that wintendo has won the console war
>sonybros on suicide watch

>Also the biggest announcement at the Sony conference will be Monster hunter 5 and Bloodborne 2
This, Sony always win

>Pokemon gold and silver was the last good Nintendo game
That's not Breath of the Wild

They show off a new peripheral, the Switchboard(successor of the Wii Balance Board), and show off all the workout titles Ubisoft intends to release for it. The device consists of a platform with a beveled bottom, and a dock on the upper surface for the Switch itself so it can use its gyroscopic sensors to determine which way the board is titling.

Switchax

Only a drone would be stupid enough to belive this.

>"her story" port

they are discounting support for the switch and pushing a new console.

Not that i hate Nintendo. I do enjoy MH and such, but im not that big of a fan that im gonna buy a Switch or Wii.

In honesty i would like E3 2017 to be about new exciting IPs. Not "we're gonna remake, remaster HD and sequel numbers 10 to this game because you all loved it so much 10 - 15 years ago!".

>pic related occurs
I close the stream.

>Breath of the Wild
>Open world meme
>No story
>Not stable fps
Meh it's a 7.5/10 game

Metal gear solid 6 and new silent hills game, Switch exclusives.

Neck yourself, nintendownie

Dark Souls I-III Collection with all DLC, 1080p 60fps. Screencap this.

>Meh it's a 7.5/10 game
Describe precisely why the game deserves 7.5/10 instead of 0/10.

There is literally nothing Nintendo could ever announce that will get me give them a fucking penny after the constant stream of bullshit they've been pulling for the past decade.

It's fucking pathetic.

>I only care about real Companies like Sony
>i say as i post in a nintendo thread
autism at its finest

Metroid. No chance it'd be good, but the internet would be set on fire.

>new pokemon game
>new megas
>mega flygon.

Skies of Arcadia 2

New wrestling series with original characters on the Fight for New York engine

Exclusive baseball game that isn't Mario or some shit like The Bigs

To your credit, the internet was set ablaze with Federation Force's reveal

Waverace

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Fuck off drone!!
Botw is a 1/10
>Bugs
>Shit grapchics
>No story
>Bad Interface
>breakable weapons
>Can be finished in 1 hour
>Open world
>empty open world
Why would anyone pay for this crap??

yeah sony will probably be the cringiest for the 8th year in a row now

>new rehash of last game with a 20% difference
i can't wait!

This, what a shovelware Company. Sony would take care of all the Nintendo ips, better than what Nintendo does. If Sony was in charge we would have had great games like Metroid prime 4 soon comming

>Also the biggest announcement at the Sony conference will be Monster hunter 5 and Bloodborne 2
Nice rehashes lol

>more than half the pokemon in the national dex were missing in sun/moon.
>20%

Breath of the wild 2.

Please refrain from reviewing games you haven't played, thank you.

>5 pages
Jesus

i meant gameplay wise dipshit

>mfw summer hasn't even started and there's already toxic levels of shitposting going on

They announce Civ5 for the Nintendo Switch and a push to bring it into their line up of eSport games alongside Arms and Splatoon

That's the non removed ones
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He has posted that pic over 200 times now

>>mfw summer hasn't even started
???

>BOTW
>blunder

Name 1 (one) day of the year where there isn't toxic levels of shitposting on Sup Forums

Civ5 was shit, the last good civ game was civ4
But considering this is Nintendo, they will probably annonce shit like civ5 etc.

Sony drones seem to be oddly fixated on Nintendo...

>???
During the summer all the underageb&'s are out of school, meaning that console wars and shitposting are at an all time high.

that's not the reason for the question marks i'm not a newfag. Summer has already started user since like, mid may

>Xenoblade 2
>New pokemon
>Mario
>Zelda dlc
>Indie shit (indies always suck)
>Smash bros port
*ding ding*
*blip blip*
WAHOO!
*boing boing*
*1UP*
YA!
WA!
*deedle deedle*
*bing bing*
YIPPIE!
SO LONG GAY BOWSER
*boing*
*ding dong*

Stop playing games made for kids, grow up

this

>biggest buzz
define buzz

a proper Metroid if we're going with fan reaction. Pokemon switch/Animal crossing switch for sales

>Bloodborne 2
oh great another edgy darksouls rehash with the depth of a puddle

How about actually having third party games to justify buying the console in the first place?

This, Nintendo is the next Company to leave the hardware war
>2018 Nintendo goes Third party
>2022 Microsoft leaves the console war
>2022 Sony and Playstation gets exclusive games like Zelda, Mario and Halo
PC btfo, Sony always win

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Miyamoto sex tape

Horizon>Zelda
>Got a story
>Stable fps
>Doesn't look like a ps2 game
>No overpriced dlc
Playstation is the ultimate console

Zeldi is cute! CUTE!

Underrated post.

low tier b8.
either that or you've never seen a playstation 2 before

>Implying
The fact that they're still making consoles after two train wrecks in a row is evidence that Nintendo will keep shitting out crappy waggle gimmicks until they go under. They refuse to adapt like Sega did, and the sad part is the Dreamcast was actually pretty good for it's time.

Fact #1: Switch sales are bullshit, having sold less units than the PS4 at release, in the same timeframe.

Fact #2: Switch demand is bullshit. Nintendo is literally holding units back from retailers so that you purposely walk into the store, don't get one, and think it must be the next hot item that you just have to have, creating fake consumer interest and hype.

Fact #3: Zelda sales are bullshit, selling less on both WiiU + Switch combined than Horizon: Zero Dawn, a fucking new brand new IP. Even accounting for the fact that there aren't many Switch/WiiU owners, this is fucking sad.

Fact #4: The specs are bullshit. Slightly more powerful than an Xbox 360, has trouble running a fucking flagship launch title that was 6 years in development.

Fact #5: The support is bullshit. The console is too weak to receive quality ports and multiplat titles from more powerful competing consoles, yet development costs are too high to encourage handheld and mobile devs to jump on board. Don't try shilling a few solitary developers who've "pledged their support", might I remind you of the WiiU?

Fact #6: The prices are bullshit. The console is being sold at $300 + tax, which doesn't even include the cost of a much-needed SD card, all for a console with last-gen specs. Add to this the roughly $80~90 joycons and myriad other overpriced accessories.

Fact #7: The games are bullshit. One single hyped title that is also available on WiiU, and a few shovelware games and ports. Nothing on the horizon except yet another Mario game and a few sequels.

If Nintendo dies, Gaming dies. Just think about it.

This No one is buying the switch,
>0 real games
>No ethernet port
>Overpriced
>no dpad on the joycon
>No games included
>the joy con grip can't charge your controller
>scratching dock
>the dock melts the switch
>32 GB of storage in 2017
>Plastic screen in 2017
>720P in 2017
>Weaker than Xbox 360 in 2017
Why would anyone buy this

Reasonably? SM port or new AC. Maybe Metroid.

All I want to see is details on the Kirby fighting game and FE16. Anything else is extra.

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omfg being this assblasted must be a total shitshow in your pants user.

I never understood why these neckbeard Sonygers gush over the bland Souls and Bloodborne shit.

Can't argue with that.

Can't argue over false facts.

>Audrey gets on a stage
>Fully naked, her massive mammaries out for us to see
>gets on all fours
>a dog gets on top of her and starts fucking her like a piston
>As she is cumming she moans: "animal crossing is coming to switch"
Then a trailer for the new animal crossing, including waifuism and the ability to get married and have kids

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>he still makes NINTENDOOMED posts in 2017

stay mad sony pony.

My younger brother and all of his friends got out last week. Summer has begun in earnest

B-but S-Sony always w-wins! It's not fair!

Nice pasta

looking at this MS paint image has really changed my mindset user!
>being this mad about something you aren't going to buy
literal autism

>Old ip vs New ip
They allways gives Nintendo games higher score because they know that the drones will go full blm mode if it gets a low score

Sonygers should honestly be ip banned for supporting Sony even now they continue to ruin other entertainment mediums like the movies

>From the creators of Dark Souls

>Super mediocre comic art of Bill Trinen trying to get the show together with Regiie Progressively breating down his neck more as everything goes wrong
>Suddenly he falls to the floor and screeches "HEEELP!"
>Three Snazzy dressed men enter the scene and begin dancing to Walkie Talkie man

>Nintendo
>2017
Nintendo and Microsoft is irrelevant, PS4 will soon beat the wii in sales nr's
Sony always win

>What happens next that would create the biggest buzz?

Anything. It could be DLC for Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, a port of Smash, or more amiibo. Switch owners will cry tears of joy over whatever scraps Nintendo feeds them.

40 million to go is soon? They had to release a version with updated hardware too, PS4 Pro shouldn't even count to that.

I literally only bought the Switch for Xenoblade, as I did with the WiiU, as I did with the PS4 for Bloodborne, every other game is just fluff.