This is considered a sidequest

>this is considered a sidequest


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy what a bad game. Glad I have my PS4 and sony supporting me with sick exclusives.

He's not an idort

have fun limiting yourself nerd

damn I forgot the meme arrow

this. botw is just boring tedious garbage on a garbage console

And how, pray tell, is that bad or laughable?

Name one interesting quest from Breath of Generic Open World.

I'll wait

>30 seconds sidequest
>no challenge


neo Sup Forums will defend this

at least you acknowledged your mistake
I have seen too many implications thrown around without a greater than sign

tarrey town

>play a game for kids
>complains about how easy it is

tarrey town
Kass' daughters

Of all the fetchquests in the game, this was one of the bad ones?
You must have just started, or you don't even have the game.

>pray-tell
look i know being warped out of faggot past-history into the future is scary but i promise we'll help you adjust

for starters its not cool to be a faggot anymore

A Royal Recipe and From The Ground Up

>he's an idortcuck
"The man who refuses to judge, who neither agrees nor disagrees, who declares that there are no absolutes and believes that he escapes responsibility, is the man responsible for all the blood that is now spilled in the world. Reality is an absolute, existence is an absolute, a speck of dust is an absolute and so is a human life. Whether you live or die is an absolute. Whether you have a piece of bread or not, is an absolute. Whether you eat your break or see it vanish into a looter’s stomach, is an absolute.

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. The man who is wrong still retains some respect for truth, if only by accepting the responsibility of choice. But the man in the middle is the knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no choice or values exist, who is willing to sit out the course of any battle, willing to cash in on the blood of the innocent or to crawl on his belly to the guilty, who dispenses justice by condemning both the robber and the robbed to jail, who shoves conflicts by ordering the thinker and the fool to meet each other halfway. In any compromise between food and poison, it is only death that can win. In any compromise between good and evil, it is only evil that can profit."

Exceprt from John Galt's speech - Atlus Shrugged

Kass' daughters?

The one where you need to stuff Kass's cloaca with thick Hylian dick to unlock a shrine.

The island where they take all your shit was fun.

the Ancient Rito Song shrine quest.

I still don't get why these graphics got a pass, it looks atrocious. Was it because of >muh zelda ?

Would you kindly shut the fuck up and put down that copy of Atlas Shrugged?

It's because graphics don't make a game fun, gameplay does.

Presentation is everything, you may think playing with a turd might be fun but you're still playing with shit.

>Presentation is everything
Enjoy your interactive movies I guess.

im really upset about this please dont laugh thanks

I haven't touched Bore of the Wild in months. Shit gets boring so fast.

Presentation is nothing - you can put a bow tie on a turd but it's still a turd.

Isn't that what Rolf says?

I hate Botw new formula, but if you really think that presentation is everything, you're really what's killing vydia

This.

Good, because I don't like vidya

Hylian Homeowner was pretty fun

You think finding him is the sidequest?

Evebtide

What's also considered a sidequest is having to carry a heavy-ass rock up a hill loaded with enemies and also fallign rocks that always miss the enemies but hit you, making you drop your fucking rock which rolls back down the hill into the lava twenty fucking times

Then you have to do a shrine that replaces carrying a heavy rock up with just running up and praying to god you don't get juggled by spike balls or big concrete ones

>being this retarded

>a bunch of 2-5 minute Shrines instead of full realized dungeons
>NINE HUNDRED fucking Korok seeds to add """"content"""" across large stretches of emptiness
>the four Divine Beasts, the closest things in this fucking game to proper Zelda dungeons, are still pretty straightforward and don't provide any interesting puzzles or combat outside of maybe, MAYBE the copypasta Ganon boss fight at the end

I did that quest yesterday, it was also my last shrine, it left a great impression. I'm glad it wasn't a blessing shrine.

Imagine having brand loyalty hahahahahahaha imagine being cuckolded by big business hahahahaha

>the copypasta Ganon boss fight at the end
They all fight completely differently though. The only vaguely "similar" ones are Fireblight Ganon and Thunderblight Ganon because they both require Sheikah Slate gimmicks.

You don't need the slate to defeat thunderblight tho. You can also destroy fireblight's shield with Urbosa's fury

Hylian Homeowner was only fun because of Bolson's increasingly ridiculous phrases and [sweaty carpenter noises]. It's hilarious, but it's also kind of tedious because you can't bulk buy furniture. It does lead directly into Tarrey Town, which is a really charming experience, and the newfound town even has its own events going on, so that is a plus for Homeowner.

We are beasts of construction!

Killing Ganon

>You don't need the slate to defeat thunderblight tho
You need Magnesis to lift up the lightning rods. I guess Thunder Arrows work as well?

is the cemu version completely stable yet?

90% yes

test

checking to see if you're banned/warned?

Eventide
From the Ground Up

neverever

The Forest King with a Crown of Bone
I stalked those hills looking for a showdown for a few minutes until it clicked.

holy fuck yes

There's a reason why Horizon Zero Dawn outsold this sad excuse of a game.
All of that advertising and a fucking superbowl commercial, and Sony still fucking wins.

Name one interesting quest from Gothic 2

Good publicity does not a good game make

all games are for kids you virgin loser

I think BotW shit the bed when it came to non-shrine sidequests

I especially love such ps4 exclusives as the order 1886 and no mans sky. wow so good.

wow not just an unpopular opinion, but a wrong one.

The one where you enable the hylian pedophile to go after the zora cunny

i'm 50 hours deep in persona 5 and i keep picking up zelda after work and just cleaning up temples. it's just so comfy.

based horizon

2/10 you're gonna have to try harder than that

>There's a reason why Horizon Zero Dawn outsold this sad excuse of a game.

[citation needed]

>Horizon Zero Dawn outsold this sad excuse of a game.

user...

Eventide was pretty great even if it exposed how fucking overpowered armor is.

Only game with good quests is runescape
fight me

Inb4
>b-but it's an established IP vs a new one *cries*

Did you play Skyward Sword? That shit hurt my eyes to play.

Cucking the boot-nerd in the desert.

>Presentation is everything,

You are the reason videogames are garbage with pretty graphics now.

Metal weapons work.

>There's a reason why Horizon Zero Dawn outsold this sad excuse of a game.

You're fucking high my dude.