Did... did you really just call me "mommy"?

Did... did you really just call me "mommy"?

Get the fuck out of my house lady.

real talk i started calling my gf "mommie" during sex like 2 months ago

it turned her on so much, that and "pretend" we were having unprotected impregnate sex

I did

I am incredibly jealous right now.

No Jonathan.

>"pretend"
So are you pretending or are you "pretending"?

eyyy man
calling the gf mommy was the best thing to come out of my relationship

Why are you here if you're so normal and well adjusted you can get a gf?

What you gonna do about it faggot?

>mfw it's normal to call your gf "mommy" in my country

Get recked americans.

I'm not dumb enough to have children at my age

but sometime i just want to tear a hole in my condom and "pretend" to play pretend with her

introvert, i prefer to stay indoor and play games

>He's never pretended ironically before

Just take your normalfag ass back to rebbit

fucking plebs

>it's a "harder papi" episode
Lost boner right there

Had a gf who got off on the thought of me impregnating her. Before I'd cum she'd always moan for me to give her a baby.

Ended up breaking things off when she kept insisting on throwing away my used condoms after we finished. I didn't trust her to not shove that cum inside her. Screw that.

Where's that?

Being Latino/Hispanic has its perks

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what in the fuck am i reading

Holy shit are you me?
Caved once; wouldn't recommend.

No, I said 'Mount Me'

Even as far as roleplaying goes this seems weird.

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interesting

in asian countries, calling a girl by their marital role is the equivalent. Marriage and sex outside marriage is taboo serious shit over here so young girls get off on pretending it

this is fucking gross stop posting it

i am disgusted, yet aroused
continue

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>And the puppy licked your precum

>Watch latin american porn
>It's an "Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!" episode

This is like the end scene from Happiness when the dog eats cum from a kid who just ejaculated for the first time

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wait a sec this doesn't seem like what i thought it was at first

Kill yourself

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Latina chicks I've heard are really into aggressive sex so it must be wild.

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stop

>ykubjust
>tist pussy ass belly ... Neck
>that avant garde order

is this kino

>caving in ever

I assume you had a pregnancy scare?

I've heard too many horror stories about women stealing cum from their man in order to trap them. I'm way too paranoid to let anyone else clean up my mess.

no

Please keep your sexual interactions private.

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i mean were talking at this moment so its not like im going to run out of screen shots

>skype
beta spotted
>he fell for the "Sup Forums is for neckbeards only" rerun
loool

You should watch some amateur stuff to get an idea. But yes, some Latinas get crazy in bed

Cmon dude at least write two styles like it's two different people.

dont worry i dont let her piss on me in real life
but she loves my boy peepee

I'm in this thread and not sure why

You don't know what a bj is yet you know what tits are?

What video games have the hottest moms?

Pokemon series

whoops forgot pic. silly me
its for the roleplay. im a boyscout :^)

What else would they use tho? Surely not Facebook. And I doubt she has Discord.

So is this roleplay, or your actual mother? One will get me even more erect than I am.

started here
roleplay with kind lady i know. we meet irl

>ykubjust
Today's reason I laughed uncontrollably on public transport

I decided to take my questions over to the Sup Forums thread, just letting you know.

Whatsapp? imessage? snap?

It's clearly roleplay. No one actually talks like that, or so I would hope.

Bitch get lost, I'll have my own neko meido on the 6th.

you didnt.... actually have your puppy lick your precum did you?

they like kik, they are a bit behind

Do adult normies have those tho? And I use the term normie here very loosely.

Is that true?

What? Why the fuck would a woman shove your condom up her pussy to impregnate her?

>this thread

>normie
Selfdestruct

Women are crazy and they will actually go to those lengths to trap a man if they feel the need to. It really does sound like a "why the hell would anyone do that kind of thing" moment but yes, women will do that.

in case you guys are wondering im a cam whore who aims for an older woman audience and thats how i meet these people.

Perhaps she wants to have a kid with him regardless of how he feels about it.

>ykubjust

Cam this, fire duck

im actually starting my show if you want a link ;)
just a warning, a lot of gays watch me, god i have so many messages of guys begging for my cock

how old is she thoo

>gf has iud
>no condoms ever

It's a good life fellas

He's 19 and she's 42.

iud?

pay attentions mane

what are some good motherxson /ss/ doujins?

Why do mommyfags exist

Was I not the only one that thought Jonathon was a female mc, at first glance?

Do it faggot

My ex had one of those and I still refused to cum inside her. Knowing my luck I'd be that 0.00001% that could still get a girl pregnant with an iud. Even if it's 100% garunteed, I ain't tryna have a kid.

Goddamn that age gap is TOO WIDE

We're in the same boat, son

>when she calls you daddy as you cum into her fertile womb

intra-uteral device

a tiny metal T shaped object that goes inside the uterus to prevent the lining from building up.

preventing an egg from attaching to the walls and preventing pregnancy

>marriage outside of marriage is taboo

Shit that sounds like the future.

But is it painful or easy to take out?

careful, that shit gave my mum a stroke
if her chest hurts take her to the hospital, ok?

okay just make sure to tip. btw this isn't too porn like right? its mommy

That small percentage of times it doesn't work is really just retards who didn't use it right or didn't notice when it somehow slid out of place.Seriously, it's a godsend

probably hurts like shit

imagine getting a metal rod inserte dinto your urethra that kills sperm

I find it all deeply disturbing.

link pls

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what if you called futaba mommy

Apparently, it varies between 'hurts a whole fucking lot' and 'Christ just kill me already'.

My girlfriend said it didn't hurt putting it in, but her womb was really sore for like two weeks. Overall she says it was highly worth it

i will, but you might need an account to watch

this is waht i was talking about