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>off key piano keys start playing

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>beeping intensifies

>I'll just reflect this shit, I've got this, wait it came closer than usual! is it now?! do I do it now??!

> Video starts buffering
Fuck buying that shit

>*GOOOOONG*

Wait, enter?

You could go inside those things?

*overrated game starts playing*

didn't it start playing before the music started?

>Jumps off screen

it was part of an april fools day joke some youtube channel made

You didn't pilot a guardian and 3v1 the Hinox brothers?

Wow, your playthrough sucked.

>Enter

>some youtube channel
it was ign user.

>outsold by Horizon Zero Dawn starts playing

sorry for not having a clear memory about some shitty 'prank'

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Just don't let it happen again.

first the game, then the music.

...

I found a non-hostile one tucked away in the corner outside the castle. It's the only big one there with a big stomach. Every time you stand face to face with it, it turns away.

>look out Link, he's fast!
>oh pfft I got this this game is ea-HAYAI?!

>game tries to build up Guardians as unstoppable killing machines
>vulnerable to everything
>limbs easily severed
>dazed significantly by any shot to the eye
>race toward you but immediately start backing off if you're the one to rush in
>can get stuck in the environment
>slow laser firing and easy to deflect beam
>zero attack variety
They should have made them more hostile. Have them fucking slap you with their noodle legs or something.

>game tries to build up Guardians as unstoppable killing machines

Except that never happens? Link killed dozens of them in the past (and almost died from exhaustion), they just say they are dangerous and that there are a lot.

Hylians have trouble fighting moblins, how do you expect them to talk about guardians otherwise than dangerous?

Glad to see people are still salty over this game.

guardians are the most boring enemies to fight after hinox

thats realy well done for a april's fool's joke

NPc's only have 3 hearts and little to no armor user.

They also cant parry or use stamina based moves like charge attacks and have no paraglider or bullet time.

They can block and attack or run like hell. Not sprint though.

I would be scared.

>presses the parry button
>buys a better game

>tfw Sup Forums will never not be mad about BotW

i do enjoy the game.

>tfw Pikmin 3 bombed and Hey Pikmin will be the worst selling game in the series

I mean is hey pikmin welling badly really a bad thing?

What if you got the opposite and it sold better than any other so all future ones were based around it somehow.

I know the feeling. These things were spooky as fuck until I discovered you could hack the legs off in a couple hits apiece, and they became even less intimidating when I figured out that they can be staggered out of their firing animation. For how advanced the AI was for the other enemy types, the Guardians are a huge disappointment. Imagine if Guardians would rip up trees and throw them like Hinoxes, or would cover their eyes after being shot once or twice. Hell, what if there were Guardians that could convert between crawling and flying modes, or use energy melee weapons like the Guardian Scouts? These things had the potential to be fucking menacing, but they're really only a threat as long as you don't have the balls to take them on. I was killing them from the start once I started my second file.

Make sure you play in a dark room with your eyes closed and monitor turned off.

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>Give a place a name
>There is no lore or anything to discover there.

botw music still sucked

The name is the lore.

There use to be another larger Ancient Lab. Thats the lore.

>this could have been a dungeon to explore

Hack Nintendo does it again!

No good ): Unfortunately I can discriminate reality from media far too well for this to have any effect on me.

My imagination is dead

Need weapon scaling for this game. Sometimes I just want to role-play as a sheikh assassin or a zora knight with their awesome looking culture based weapons, but they're too weak in attack power.

>being this cucked for just having a name to discover

Boy I sure love exploring places for their names!

>Be Hylian trader
>Have to go through central Hyrule
>Please no
>Guardian appears
>Dies

I would be scared too. anyway isn't there a trader who sells guardian parts?

>being this cucked you need lore to enjoy a game

lorefags truly are the worst

Not really.
That was at the start, just because PS4 has a bigger installed userbase, but Zelda ended selling more at the end.

>champion shirts
>stupid green hat
>stupider ancient boots
why

If I can't enjoy fluff with roleplaying with outfits and weapons, then I'll just focus on crunch.

>open world game not having ruins to explore

Almost got me

>game is almost 3 months old and people are STILL mad about it