>E3 prediction: the room goes dark-
E3 prediction: the room goes dark-
YOU SEE NINTENDO
>a three appears on the screen
Nintendo
CUM
>an E fades in aftrr
WA-HOO!
*selfie noise*
>Fromsoft logo appears on the screen
then this guy comes back to shock the nation once more
>*NIN's Mr. Self Destruct starts playing*
>metroid phone game
>animal crossing phone game
>amiibo app
>zelda phone game
>pikmin phone game
bing bing bing?
>STEP INSIDE
>SURPRISE
>LIES
Has this unironically ever happened?
>3 new JoyCon colors for the switch
No but if it ever did I'd shitpost like a madman
Happened with Hurt though
hi
>It's a Sony starts their conference with an orchestra episode
>YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL CONSOLES ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT ________ AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE!!! SEE, NORMALLY WHEN YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH A CONSOLE, YOU GOTTA A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOTTA A 25% CHANCE AT BEST! TO BEAT ME, BUT THEN YOU ADD ________ TO THE MIX, YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN!!
Questions; fill in with Microsoft, Sony and Nintendo:
who is Steiner?
who is Samoa Joe?
who is Kurt Angle?
>Gabe gets shot
PEGGLE
3
>skyrim 3
THIS GOES OUT TO AAAAAALLLL MY FREAKS OUT THERE
>f......
>3.....
>in hd......
>FALLOUT
>3
>REMASTERED
Not even mad. I'd rather that than a Fallout 5 or another new Bethesda abomination.
>todd walks in
>he smiles quietly at the crowd
>everyone sits quietly, unknowing of his motives
>he holds up 6 fingers
>The Elder Scrolls theme blares at almost deafening levels as the crowd loses their minds
>everyone screaming and crying
>hugging eachother
>a couple gets so caught in the moment he hits it from the back right in the stands
>"NEW LEVELS OF FREEDOM" Todd screams into the microphone
>"SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?"
>everyone stops for a moment
>"YOU CAN CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN"
>Lights flashing everywhere
>people start clammering to touch todd's glistening jawline
>people start having seizures from the lights
>ears are bleeding at this point
>NEW AI LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>Everyone starts undressing, writhing into a giant nude mass
>Todd ascends to his planar form, granting everybody free cosmetic armor dlc
>the building crumbles, for the might of todd is the might of the gods
Other than that i'm hoping for some more news on rdr2 or something
>free cosmetic armor dlc
>free
only if you buy the season pass or preorder user
Sorry Todd
thanks for clearing that up.
...
I really hope they talk more about Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch! And fallout 4! And I hope there's more DLC too! But this would be too good to be true right guys?
THE NUMBERS DON'T LIIIIEE
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>Treehouse TV starts
>Woaaaaaaaah-woah-woah...
>ARMS theme starts playing as it plays a trailer like fight as suddenly the view shifts to show it is on a 2 dimensional frame.
>ARMS X Super Smash Bros
>"With the release of ARMS later this week, We decided to bring the fighting game into a fighting game, Smash Bros for Switch
>Both Spring Boy and Ribbon Girl are playable options with their own slight differences.
>Alarm Beeps
>"This is the Squid Research Lab with a Breaking update. Our Inkling test subjects have escaped!"
>Splattack starts playing as Inkling Boy and Girl proceed to pop in and blasting Mario and Link
>Song continues as it shows off the two fighting other characters, different skin/ink colours show
>Ends with showing Callie and Marie taunting before "Splatoon X Smash" appears on the screen