SMELL THAT New Vegas thread! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?

SMELL THAT New Vegas thread! COULDN'T YOU JUST DRINK IT LIKE BOOZE?

Too soon

Big Iron

I know it's been asked of FNV, but what is your favorite character of the whole franchise? Either in-game or lore-only

Marcus or Joshua Graham, probably. Seeing Marcus in NV was one of my favorite vidya moments as someone who grew up with 1 and 2.

Long Dick Johnson

F.I.S.T.O.
>Mr. House bows to F.I.S.T.O.
>In contact with Enclave
>Possess vibrator-like abilities
>Controls the strip with an iron but lubed fist
>Own brothels & casinos globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient securitron bot line
>Will bankroll the first brothel in Outer Vegas
>Owns 99% of data banks editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be F.I.S.T.O. babies
>Said to have 11 INT, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Enclave Oil Rig & Navarro
>Ancient Old World scriptures tell of a sexbot who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>Owns eyebot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have eyebots flying around you right now
>F.I.S.T.O. is in regular communication with President Kimball and Caesar, forwarding the word of President John Henry Eden to the West Coast. Who do you think set up the meeting between Mr. House & the NCR high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 200 years) and arranged Lanius' first trip to the Hoover Dam in history literally a few days later to the Securitron Vault in Fortificatin Hill?
>Frederick Sinclair entrusted his gold reserves with him. There is no gold in the Sierra Madre Casino, only Ft. F.I.S.T.O.
>The bot is about 20 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, it is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plan yet. We hope he's a benevolent beings.

Hard to say. I'd say my favorite character would be a tie between Dean Domino and Graham. I felt they both just had an interesting personality. As for companion, I'd have to say either ED-E, Raul, or Goris

No Bark, any other answer and your a degenerate.

>goris
my fuckin nigga

Does anyone ever free Benny? I imagine you have to delay talking to Caesar until you're powerful enough to kill everyone at the first meeting. I usually go with the 1 on 1 machete fight

Joshua. I like the idea of him turning into the holy Judge Dredd of the Wasteland. Murdering scumbags like the Brotherhood, Legion and asshole raiders so no community will ever suffer like New Canaan again.

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god dammit I forget his name

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how did you kill this faggot Sup Forums?

You chose NCR, right?

>Nucucks
Fuck no, their incompetence to stop asshole tribals with football gear and spears is the reason I butcher them all.

No, the House always wins baby.

VEGA DELAYED AGAIN

ANNOUNCEMENT FOR AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO WAIT AT END OF JULY

Beat them at the first Battle of Hoover Dam.
Won Driver Nephi's club through his eggshell cranium.

You don't need House, just kill him and take over his casino

???

>Implying killing house is a good idea.
I would prefer the possibility of saving the human race, not failing to keep control over the Mojave myself.

REMOVE BEAR
LEGION STRONG

there is literally no argument against House, he is the best hope for New Vegas, the Mojave, and Humanity as a whole.

t. the Courier

>1INT, unarmed only, cannibal
>Literally every faction possible vilifies me besides Novac
>Novac fucking loves me
Thanks Novac

reminder that the new vegas 2 leak was real
pro tip: watch e3 this year

What the Fuck was his problem???

Anybody who thinks Obsidian would be allowed to make another Fallout game is delusional

>tfw no ending where novac becomes the novacian empire and conquers the mojave all well using a funny dinosaur mascot as their flag

This. Retards who choose the independent meme don't want to see moon landing programs in their lifetime. Ir how he eternally cucks the NCR by grabbing them by the balls with debt.

what leak

I blow his brains out every run, no exceptions.

Are you the Fallout version of Caramel? What elaborate ruse do you suspect for NV2?

Name's Lucas Simms, town sheriff. And mayor too, when the need arises.

>new vegas 2 leak
That's bullshit but I want a source.

>not letting him get eaten by Radscorpions
What a shitty way to waste a bullet desu.

Easy pete

>"Pfff, nice hat, nigger!"
Woah, what the fuck? How the hell did they get away with that?

t. obsidian dev

>blows up your town
heh, nuthin personnel...

Thanks, kid.

>*JUST fucking KILLS your boss and everybody else to turn your home into a fucking ghoul playground*
heh, sorry kid, they deserved it.

>Lets ghouls into your hotel
that was an afterimage

*purges you and all your friends off my country*

Don't do that.

>Moon landings
>In postapocalpytia
Delude yourself more, housefag

>Being so retarded not knowing there is a functional rocket facility 4 miles away from New Vegas
Just neck yourself for being so fucking stupid fedora lord.

fuck outta here

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You call him calamity jane in the real game not nigger

[Removed for racism]

>You have lost karma

>Being so retarded that you can't realize that there are no materials, fuel or appropriate infrastructure for supporting space programs
Neck yourself, retard, for failing Logistics 101

Go back you fucking retarded nigger redditor. Racism is a staple to this board. Only faggot numales like yourself will say otherwise.

I'm tired of your circle jerk, this is our thread now.

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>House has a fully functional nuclear reactor in his casino that is capable of powering all of New Vegas
>House has a fully upgraded army of securitrons
>House was the most successful CEO in human history, specializing in robotics and acquired fallout universe NASA before the war, literally a couple miles from where he lives
>House already both predicted the end of the world correctly and disarmed or deactivated around 69/77 nuclear warheads heading for las vegas
>House has now acquired the dam and an entire nation of customers to sell its water and power to, as well as to gamble in his casinos
>House has just acquired wasteland jesus as his second command
>House was already rich enough before the war to spend 850,000 caps excavating a place dozens of miles from where he is situated for a fucking poker chip

>after all this, user actually thinks in a post-apocalypse where House is the sole power for miles and miles around with virtually unlimited manpower and money, House cannot renovate some fucking rocket ships down the road when some dumbass ghouls were close to doing so

please stop

It's a reference to the certified kosher reddit version of the comic, which removed the punchlines for racism and for referencing pic related.

>implying House and his gorillion shekels can't keep cucking the NCR for manufactured goods and developing alternative fuel sources like Microfusion.

have fun suckin his crusty shriveled dick user

House is an idiot. It's merely dumb luck that got him this far (Luck stat 10). You can't build an empire on luck, much less one that spans the stars from a fucking tomb world with depleted resources?

This entire post sums up why House is the greatest ending ever. Autistic anarcho fedora's cannot refute this.

I just did, would-you-kindly
Now man the fuck up and take some initiative for once in your pathetic life.

Nice arguments on why House is a bad person you got there boyo's.

you new or reddit?

Why should I have do the hard work when there's an immortal bussiness genius who owned the largest successful and most humanitarian corporation in Pre-War America who pays me to do the easy killing parts.

>appealing to in game SPECIAL
it means nothing. House was the CEO of RobCo at 24, the most successful robotics company of all time, and even the think tank were jealous of him 200 years later. he predicted the great war and shielded vegas from it and is the only one to ever become truly immortal in some way. he is arguably the most intelligent person in the fallout universe

>Robco
>Humanitarian

They were up to some shady shit before the war along with general atomics

Example? All Robco did was sell robots, computers and security. They're squeaky clean compared to some of those other companies. Robco never experimented on humans like Vault Tech, Big MT and General Atomics and they never made even more horrifying world ending weapons like General Atomics and Big MT.

>implying any of that matters any more
everyone who worked at robco is long dead by now

Then he should have taken initiative, something absolutely fucking no one in the Mojave does besides the Courier.
Why should I let this incompetent zombie continue to run the Strip on false promises and booze?

shotgun execution my man

People using SPECIAL stats as proof of anything annoy me. If you have to go into GECK to get the information it's non-canon and irrelevant.

This. Frank Horrigan had 10 everything but he was canonically retarded. Same for Ulysses whose SPECIAL is 11.

Anybody had an issue modding animations where pistols jump to the middle of the screen when hipfiring? It's aids and a clean install didn't solve it somehow

>That doesn't count cuz I said so
Fucking pathetic. He was only able to predict that shit because of luck. If it were intelligence, it would have been informed foresight, but no one had the foresight to possibly predict the outcome of the war play-by-play.

So house never did anything wrong?
Their contribution to the war are warbots from the Securitron to Liberty Prime.

>implying liberty prime was a bad thing
I mean, yeah, he did make the end of Fallout 3 pretty boring by killing all the Enclave soldiers for you, but I mean come on now.

Any ghoul that's 200 years old is immortal and they can still walk around unlike House. He should've considered ghoulification like the irish mob boss in fo4

>all in game information points to House being a genius
>none of it counts because you say so
>instead this one stat that you have to go into the game files to find counts
>because I say so
fucking retard. it wasn't luck, it WAS informed insight, he literally explains this.
>no one had the foresight ...
he LITERALLY DID AND DID good god did you even play the fucking game?

And? They can be controlled. Not capable of ending life even worse than nukes like with the cloud blanketing the world and the Archimedes II laser glassing the planet or creating a horde of unstable and unstoppable mutants.

>squeaky clean
>build robot death machines
pick one

>taking the place of human troops in many instances
>somehow a bad thing

he did take initiative, he was about to do all those things when suddenly you came along and became the perfect way for him to do it. he was going to get benny to do it but then it turned out benny was an idiot.

he is more qualified to run vegas because he has more experience and knowledge about his company and how it worked from before the war that you CAN NEVER discover. you can also NEVER become immortal like he can, and thus when you die, your vegas dies just like caesar. meanwhile, House's empire will chug along until someone kills him, which nobody can as long as you stay as his number 2, because youre the only one that CAN kill him

>made weapons in a time of war
>evil
are you an idiot? if anything it saved hundreds of american lives

>and most humanitarian corporation in Pre-War America
someone never read the emails at H&H or RepCONN

>not understanding that controlled robotic killbots made to replace human soldiers are the most humanitarian things made that do not involve world ending weaponry and human experimentation
a bit slow ain't ya?

>He was only able to predict that shit because of luck
wow, your parents must be siblings

Well he didn't have the informed insight to know he would be betrayed. Twice.
He's a lucky idiot. The point has been established and there is nothing you can say to convince me otherwise.

Important people like House knew the bombs were coming back then, China was crazy and irrational

Literally created to kill human beings.

How do you know only the US was the only power that got their hands on this shit? You don't and it's likely they weren't.

youre acting as if one mistake makes everything else he did null. no matter how 10 INT 100 speech 100 science 100 barter lord of big MT you make your courier, he still was fucking stupid enough to fall into an ambush and get shot in the fucking head, so that puts you and House on level terms doesnt it?

so fine, House is a lucky idiot. the courier is also a lucky idiot. but House is immortal, so he beats the courier out

why does he look so much like Chris-Chan

>communists
>human beings

>How do you know only the US was the only power that got their hands on this shit? You don't and it's likely they weren't.
not supported, suggested, or implied by anything in the entire series or extended series, implying House sold to china or other companies/countries is purely headcanon and you have nothing to back it up. as far as the games say, he at best sold it to America as a patriot to win the war for america and save american lives, and at worst sold it to america to make some money in a time of war like any reasonable business man would have, and only saved a lot of lives as an unfortunate side effect

>Communist chinese
>human
Just go back to fucking reddi already you retarded nigger.

Well they had those things working as police officers and security, there's plenty of evidence that it didn't always end well if they went haywire and massacred an office building.