So why does yoshi run away when he gets struck by enemies?

so why does yoshi run away when he gets struck by enemies?

he is invincible anyways so why does he get scared?

Because he's a dumb horse.

>Because he's a dumb horse.

I don't think that's what the programmers intended.

haha

he runs to work up a sweat so he gets nice and stinky haha

He's french

Because he's blind. We can tell this because Yoshi does not eat things on his own unless they are fruit pushed up against his nose. Mario has to punch him on the back of the head so that he knows when to eat. Yoshi runs away not because he is stuck by enemies, but because Mario is knocked off suddenly and Yoshi is lost in darkness. Mario probably tells Yoshi when he is jumping off with a button input, that's why Yoshi doesn't run during those times.

The better question is, why the fuck is this thing invincible? It's literally a fucking dog thing. Yet it runs through enemies like a train and doesn't get hurt by spikes.

w-whoa...

D E E P E S T

Why

>He's blind

He drives in Mario Kart nigger.

tell yoshi bed time story

because that would be dumb

>implying mario kart is canon

He craves the sweet release of death that only a ledge can bring.

haha

do i look like Mama Luigi to you?

...

it hurts

o shit

he's like wu zi mu from san andreas

how does yoshi literally shit out eggs

miyamoto understands eggs aren't laid out of the butthole right? That eggs are a part of reproduction and not literally filled with things you ate?

how can yoshi even drive who gave him the licence

like dinosaurs shouldn't even be here their all dead

:( Poor yoshers

Who needs a driver license for go karts?

Brits probably

old yoshi > nu-yoshi

He's Mario's slave, deeply afraid of him and uses every chance to escape this nightmare.

Birds shit and lay eggs out of the same hole

too dumb for pain

I want to adopt Yoshi ~

haha i would like to smell his feet afterwards haha