There's elf players on Sup Forums right now

>There's elf players on Sup Forums right now
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE

They're one of the best races in Desktop Dungeons. Sue me.

You just mad about elven superiority. I'd be envious too if I was a stinking, filthy human.

What are you going to do about it

>tfw always go with the supreme dwarf choice

>want to shoot the elves in warhammer total war
>the elves dlc is 20 fucking dollars

so glad i got WH:TW for $14 on humble bundle, sega can fuck themselves

What are some games where I can slaughter elves in droves?

>not playing as a dwarf whenever you can

plebs

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>Playing as anything but a human

i know antisemitism has been the big meme for a few years but is anyone else getting sick of it? i'm starting to think you guys are serious and it's starting to not be a joke anymore

I like TES because you can get creative.

>find his wife
>sneak attack while she sleeps
>capture her soul
>enchant a weapon with his wife's soul
>use it to take out the filthy elf husband

>2017
>not playing elves

I'm more tired of people applying anti-semitism to the whitest fantasy race. Maybe all the elf-haters are dark-skinnded 3rd worldlers.

>2017
>not fucking elves

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Elves are not real.

>t. shekbergenstein

In Iceland they are

>tfw you make a good looking melezen and get /tells asking for erp all the time
Degenerates

Dwarves > everything. I played DA2 and DAI because of Varric 'the ultimate bro' Tethras

Well, good luck then, user. Take some pics as a proof.

dwarves are a meme race

Faggot

No i am not.

Your time is over, cumskin shem.

I prefer beast or mechanical races, myself.

You are a faggot if you actually played DA2 and DAI.

elfs are cute

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>being this brainwashed

>people on Sup Forums actually defending DA2 and DAI

How far have you niggers fallen into contrarianism?

Elves are a superior version of Humans.

>titty ninja rat
Those were some weird boners as a teenager

Is that the default new elf model?
Got more?

They were not up to par with DA:O but still good

>triggered N'wah

What about space elves?

Literal perfection.

>call others N'wahs
>move to skyrim

>muh sexy banshee ass
>muh cute anime space elfu
Pleb.

>2017
>not being a dwarf

Better?

This.

Yes.

>Dwarf without a beard

HAHAHAHAHA faggot

What about an Elf raised by proper Dwarves?

>faggot
>no im not
>STOP DEFENDING DAI REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it even possible to be manly while being an elf? I like the idea behind elves, but most of western fantasy paints them as frilly girly boys.

In Warhammer one of the magic items for the High Elves is a cloak made out of dwarven beards

Elves are a people of peace.

We only want to get along with humans.

>move to skyrim
>nords are already cucked by altmer, orcs, khajiit caravans, argonians bandits, and closet breton from the reach
>"hi sven, i come from morrowind, i'm a daedra worshiping doctor/engineer/lawyer and i'm going to take your home :^)"
>the nords fell for it

RIGHT IN THE ASS

Are you racist or something?

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This

Lizard master race.

>but most of western fantasy paints them as frilly girly boys
Aside when some of the most influential settings like Tolkien, Warhammer Fantasy and Warcraft don't do it. The elf gay thing is a meme.

You lot are next on my list, so enjoy life while you can

It's not even lizard. It's a fucking human with lizard head. Look and learn from original sin 2

Skeletons will always be the masterrace. Skinbags go home.

>tfw extremely susceptible to blunt weapons
You were saying bonefaggot?

Say again?

I always play the copyright safe hobbit race.

what?

Muh nig.
Warhammer Elves are the shit.

Is a female dunmer mage a good start for a build?

Female argonian slut is more your speed

I only play human knight

Can't really go wrong with dunmer because of how versatile they are.

>weak to blunt, slash and pierce
must suck being a skinfag

ara~

why are you so angry, human-san~?

i want to see her pregnant

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You'll never be satisfied with a mortal woman because the Elf wenches are so beautiful, you'll spend the rest of your life searching for that same beauty again... Yes.

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some day

fuck you
this shit gets posted all the TIME in elf threads

technically, i should tell YOU to fuck off to /tg/ faggot

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>the big meme for a few years

More like the big meme for a few thousand years

Because in the original picture without the armored faggot, the elves had sent a dryad to the village that where seducing the men, and after a few weeks plants started erupting from the dudes who fucked the dryad killing them. tldr: Don't fuck dryads in King of Dragon Pass

Ever played a Zelda game?
You're an Elf player

Same here, kill all non humans whenever i am given the chance

>this shit gets posted all the TIME in elf threads
That doesn't make it okay. You anime lewd elf faggots are just as bad as the elf-hate faggots.
>technically, i should tell YOU to fuck off to /tg/ faggot
Because I talk about video games?

No, im a Link player.

>ancestors got lost for 40 years in a desert that takes just a few days to cross from one side to the other
>blame their suffering on everyone else instead of their own stupidity
>wonder why people don't like them
Really makes you think

Gobbos are better

REMOVE GOBLINS

blaming suffering on other people is exactly what every other religion does

A halfling is fine to

>human
Did you mean mon'keigh?

You can play against´em anyways.

pedos

i don't see vidya from you
i posted something that IS from a fucking game, albeit a VN, but its STILL a game by description...

loopholes faggot
i win

how?

both characters are over 18 and that is known fact, so no, not pedo

> shortstack = child
Retard

Alot of beastfuckers in here.

>Elves

It's time to stop, pedos.

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>Alot

What's a meme got to do with this thread?