Get invited to a friend's house to play vidya

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he sits on the floor instead of sofa / chair

>sitting

>not hanging upside down from the ceiling

Did you sit on his lap? :3

I pulled his pants down and fucked him in the ass

>he didn't play vidya on the roof

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he starts sucking my dick

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
You've lost me

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>we sit on each other's laps
>we get boners
>continue doing this for months

This really happened

>friend comes over
>complains that the house is dirty

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he starts farting
>smells like boiled eggs

Never understood what the nigga was eating.

y'all niggaz iz gay

>He never played Mario Party with his bro and whoever lost had to give a BJ
Kek

>go to social gathering
>people are using their smartphones

>get invited to friend's house to play Halo 3
>his gf is there too
>they sit on his bed
>i'm on the floor
>halfway through he just stops playing and gets under the blanket with his gf
>after a moment they clearly start fucking in there
>i'm sitting there trying to focus on Halo and pretending like nothing's happening
>never bothered to bring it up or anything even though it weirded the fuck out of me

>not joining them

Not gay but this thread is turning me on

>get invited to play vidya
>guy shows me the box of his 9800GT
>sits down and plays Oblivion in total silence

>Some people start fucking in front of me
>Start to take off pants to join them
> They act like I'm the weird one

>If a penis feels too big to the point that it's hurting you. That's just a sign that you're not adequately aroused enough.
is this some form of dressed-up copypasta

Never complain about a free bj.

Boiled eggs maybe?

>friend go trans junior year
>asks me to the prom
>n..no thanks
>after being on hormones for over a year, she looks like this
>try asking her out
>you had your chance, plus I have a bf anyway

I fucked up

Cuck

faggot

my brother does this man.
"no it helps me focus when im this close to the screen"

Tom?

>he makes you use the shit controller when you go to his house

>when he comes to your house he starts screeching "BUT IM THE GUEST GIVE ME THE GOOD CONTROLLER"

WELL WHICH ONE FUCKING IS IT BRANDON

...

Wow, I guess I could take being called a fag for a bj from that. If that really is a pic of that guy it's an impressive result.

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he plays a single player PC game while I watch

>trans are ok when they become traps
Sup Forums in nutshell

>fucking something feminine looking
>not gay
>fucking something masculine looking
>gay

It's not difficult

If it has a penis you're gay bro

Not if it's a passable trap

Yeah, just like how anal is gay

It's still gay you faggot.

>"Here's your controller, bro."

why do people do this?
even as a teenager, you can't possibly be so autistic as to think your guest would enjoy that

So what happens when you fuck a trap? It's only gay for him? Only one of you is having gay sex and the other is having straight sex? Face it user, you're a fag

>try that shit on him for a change
>he starts sulking
fuck you max

Just how gay are you now?

I'm not fucking her penis thus it's not gay. It's literally like having anal or a blowjob from a girl except they have some extra flesh between their legs

Fucking a trap is 100% heterosexual pham.

>Sorry, but my mom wants to watch her shows so we can't play after all

He's a weeb, go figure

>hey look at all my cool shit man!
>hey, watch me kill all theses mobs

Some people just lack self awareness.

>being a delusional closetfag

Just as bad as being a literal fag. Get help for your mental illness.

>Get invited over to friends place to play vidya
>Go downstairs for something
>His mum and her friend are shit talking me in the kitchen

So if you fucked your male friend in the ass it wouldn't be gay because you're not touching his penis then

Being turned on by fiction doesn't make you gay

>friend invites me over
>all he does is raid MC in vanilla WoW
>even goes on teamspeak for it

Why was I there?

Nah man
People, traps especially, like to pretend all humans are interchangeable bags of flesh. But when you fuck a guy instead of a girl, no matter how dressed up they are, it's still gay.
>source: I've been everywhere man, fucked an anus bare mare, stds I got my share man, I've fucked everywhere

His dick isn't going to suck itself.

>that friend who gets homesick turn 12/50 of Mario Party and has to go home

>try to shit on him
>he starts sucking
Fuck me max

>having standards so low you can't date real girls

You really did fuck up.

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he shouts back at his parents

>Friend invites me and a guy from his old school who I've never met to his house
>Starts out OK
>Topic of Left 4 Dead comes up
>Friend's friend gets really excited because he really wants to try it
>Friend has it on Steam, launches it up for him
>For the rest of the day he sits and plays L4D while me and my friend try and get him to play stuff with us
Unsurprisingly he didn't get invited back for any other vidya sessions

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he brought Saturn .

I watch my friend play FF7
We're having fun

Fucking a trap is pretty gay you are just having a hard time coping with the harsh reality of being that far in the closet. Delusion is a hell of a defense mechanism and it just makes it easier to laugh at you.

Look man, I'm not judging, but fucking trap IS gay no matter how you see it.

>Not shit talking just about every aspect of the game, or just shooting the shift and taking turns messing around with in game cheats
No user, you're the tard here.

>invites you to his house every day after school
>if we played a singleplayer game, it always ended up with me watching him play it
>if we played a multiplayer game, he would boast if he won and literally start crying if I won
I'll never understand that fucker

>tfw calling my friend a faggot every time when we play anything
>tfw insulting him 24/7 and he does the same to me

Playing Mortal Kombat with him can be fun at times

we weren't even that young, like 20 or 21
we knew each other for years, we just didn't visit each other at home
i remember i've already beaten Oblivion by that time
i also remember he was using a fan-made localization because he never bothered to learn english

What am I if I have fapped to every type on this chart?

>score a goal against my friend in FIFA
>screeches and alt+F4s the game and decides we won't play it anymore

Right? For me it's mostly about context. Or whatever my penis is in the mood for.
But for the record, fucking traps is still pretty gay. Especially when they cum and end up grunting like a guy.

>taking turns playing games
>he doesn't use inverted
>eventually he gets sick of changing settings and is forced to invert

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>he shows me all these retarded meme videos and I have to pretend to laugh

Only 2D traps are acceptable.

My friends and I made GTA into a party game in this manner. You get full armor and health once, then you go until you die. You can use cheat codes for weapons/vehicles still.
Also, why is riot mode no longer a thing?

I consider traps and futa gay. I'll fap to all of, super gay to super straight and all the in between. Whatever is hot is hot.

nice, also
>invite 3 colleagues from work
>play vidya on PS2 on one TV and Saturn on other TV
>Fighting Force vs Virtua Cop
>Tekken 5 vs Die Hard Arcade
Good times

>go to a friends house
>his dad always yells at him and he always tells him to fuck off in response
kids with divorced parents are weird

>cca. 15 years ago
>super strict boarding school
>no PCs for students, could only use computer lab
>final days before summer break
>someone smuggles in a shitty old laptop
>we install Worms Armageddon
>having a blast playing it 3 or 4 people at a time
>i fuck up horribly despite having the reputation of a nerd
>guy in the lead is next in turn
>tap Space while he's aiming the bazooka and rush out
It haunts me to this day.

Ew no. I prefer Christmas Cake.

I do this and have no idea why. I'll sit on the sofa during movie nights though.

>go to friend's house
>his younger brother beats his mom and sister

>have a boyfriend
y-yeah

I did this but I didn't invite him, his mom had to work day shifts and he came over because she didn't trust him alone.
Maybe if I wasn't autistic I would realize what I was doing.

I also invited him to bath with me and was confused as to why he kept refusing.
We were like 9 or 10 back then.

>get invited to a friend's house to play vidya
>no games to play because we are bored with the all ones that we own

Do you seriously wanna fuck that gaping pit of a makeshift vagina?

>invited to friend's house for vidya
>he immediately sits in the only chair

beer makes my farts taste horrible

why didn't you sit on his lap, user?

it's what he wanted

that's just some insane shit for niggers

eggs do smell pretty strange, or so i've heard haha

It's reverse bait made by men to try and make women look bad

loooool, she instantly become a BITCH :D

>hey user you want some snacks?
>sure why the fuck not
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM user WANTS FOOD

Christmas Cake trap?

no, they are only okay when they are hot and not forced down our throats in ubisoft videogames

Nope. :)

Shota trap?

>go to indian friends house
>smells like poo and curry

>go to asian friends house
>smells like moth balls and fish

>go to white friends house
>smells like dairy and wet dog

>go to black friends house
>smells like cocoa butter and oil

>having friends

so I got a girl staying with me tomorrow and she wants to play some co-op game with me, because I just got new pc. . what are goods games to play together campaign specially