Friday the 13th thread

Friday the 13th thread

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>play game
>its shit
>refund

>Be me
>Die
>Repeat

Unbalanced game. Fuck it. When are they going to nerf Jason?

DbD fags detected

>play game
>its shit
>can't refund because was stupid enough to buy it on console

fml

>play join
>join lobby
>game starts
>a bunch of people d/c because they aren't Jason
>rinse and repeat

twitch bait game for kids
Has pewdiepie uploaded a video yet?

I wish there was an option to get grouped with people who use a mic.

Wow this thread is full of edgy 15 year old negative cunts. The post quality is simply terrible.

>packanack lodge
>/chadtime/
>spawn right next to the lodge
>jason morphs near the car
>start looting,find keys and gun
>jason starts chasing me
>run from house to house jumping through windows
>lead him far as fuck away
>eventually make my way back to the lodge with jason hot on my tail
>see 5 others working on the car
>"dude wtf why'd you bring jason"
>jason loses his hate boner for me and start killing jenny
>hop into car, start it
>some fags try to block the road
>"wait for us! Let us in!
>run them over
>escape
mfw

Can you actually do this?

Yes, you dumb nigger. You calling me a liar? Ill fite you, fagget.

HOW DO I GET IN THE BOAT
I WOULD'VE SURVIVED THE LAST MATCH IF THIS GAME WASN'T JANK AS HELL REEE

>Crystal Lake map
>Hide in house closet on 2nd floor
>Wait 15 minutes
>Win

every time

>You calling me a liar?
yes

nice one imposter

Yeah some dude who wanted us to stop the car got run over after we were hauling ass. Driver gets penalized.

that sounds funny

You need to be at a dock and even then it's sketchy. Even more so when someone is already driving the boat.

I tried to get on while simming but it doesn't work.

Lirik did it on stream.

What the fuck is this match making I've been getting the euro servers all fucking day. Most of my games I have like 120+ ping while every else is 40ish and is a ruskie or a chink.

Person driving has to start the motor before anyone can get in, like the car

I've never had a problem getting in while swimming. The boat just has to be stopped. Does anyone know if you can run swimmers over with the boat? I haven't seen that yet.

I want shorts on Jenny.

Whats the appeal of Chad? Those stats are shit.

>be jason
>blast "tiny tim-living in the sunlight" while murdering everyone
>back in the lobby
>" yo jason that was some funny shit mane"
It feels good to entertain

I just had my first Jason game.
I killed 4/8, I think I did ok.

You can't talk to anyone as Jason.

You can talk when you are back in the lobby dumb pleb.

>teenagers chide you on for being a dumbass
>you're almost twice their age
>feels good

you sorry sack of shit

The Warcraft 3 version of the game is still superior.

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chad has high luck which, occasionally you'll find car keys,map,radio, or other parts fairly quickly. also if you jump out windows your luck determines if you get hurt or not, with chad you almost never get hurt
Also he's a quick little bastard

Chad is great if you want to have some fun. Like talking down on the other counselors for being peasants, taunting Jason, taking the car and driving off solo.

Y'know, Chad stuff.

Luck does not affect your chance to find items.

>while murdering everyone

There was a place near my college called Crystal Lake. Some friends and I wanted to go out there and stay overnight and party but I was scheduled to work on the night we chose at the campus D-hall. I never got to find out how it went because we lost touch, never saw them after to ask them.

Yes you can. I've had to walk several people through the motions of killing Jason so they could get the achievment while I am playing as Jason

>Be in game with black people
>AYYY yo JASON IS A BITCH NIGGA when a counselor
>GET SOME BITCH when they are Jason

if your in proximity they can hear you. have you even played the game?

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Dead By Daylight is better

lobby probably had the dumbfuck on mute

>Crystal Lake
>playing as everyone's favorite flannel counselor
>start at the archery range
>enter supply building nearby, there's a propeller
>boat spawned to the north at the shore
>book it while Jason is chasing some people on the other side of the map
>drop the propellor near the boat and check the boathouse
>there's gas
>say fuck it and try to repair with 5 repair, what could go wrong?
>mess up once on each repair, but no jason spawn
>get the boat fixed and start it up
>about to leave when I see a Buggzy and Vanessa charging down the beach asking me to wait; buggzy has a shotgun
>stop the boat and tell one of them to hurry up
>Buggzy shoots Vanessa with the shotgun and jumps in
>dodge a teleporting jason in the water and escape
>we're the only two to survive

Felt pretty good.

>Dump both sets of car keys in lake
>Drop propeller and fuse in woods
>Hide in bugged closet

How the fuck do I stop getting matched on european servers jesus christ playing Buggzy is awful if I can't communicate to high repair teammates.

Here's a funny story

>part 2 Jason
>trap everything ever
>4 people snap my traps trying to fix the phone and I kill them all this way
>only objective I didn't trap was the boat and I managed to stop it in the middle of the water before the slut was off anyway
>last person alive gets so butthurt he lagswitches to 600 ping so he's constantly teleporting around and abusing the infinite sprint glitch while insulting me with a very nasal voice
>kill him anyway because throwing knives

The map is so fucking large that I almost believe this is possible, but doesn't Jason's detection ability get stronger as the game rolls on? Eventually he should be able to detect at least what house you're in right?

You can talk to others as jason when in close proximity fucking PLEBEIAN

shitty story faggot

>Buggzy shoots Vanessa with the shotgun and jumps in

The closets on the second floor are bugged, Jason can't use the "E" kill animation or attack them

>having projects planned
>when this game is a hot mess
>when your team is already as tiny as can be
This spells doom for this game really, REALLY hard. I feel bad for people that still have some hope for this game being better.

>crouch sprinting
>floating glitch
>people going under the bridge as soon as the game starts
>roof camping bug

Game is unplayable till these get fixed.

It doesn't get stronger. It's only stronger dependent on the Jason equipped. He can see you in the house if you are close or maybe because of fear. I'm not sure.

Stay butthurt, survivor main.

fuck off lebbit

Haven't seen this once. Are these just PC exclusive glitches?

No it isn't, fuck off faggot.

Yes you can. Why do people keep saying this? Jason's mic is proximity based just like everyone else's. Is this just shitposters who haven't played it?

Console as we. They aren't widely known, but it's getting worse and worse as time goes on.

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Lol

But is it worth 30 bucks?

>people who don't like an edgy af game are edgy

>Play game
>Its a buggy piece of boring trash made for streamers to facecam too
>Uninstall

none of my friends got it, but met some really cool people over the last few days,having a blast dicking around with them. that being said, wait for a discount,or atleast 2-3 weeks and see where the game is at

>Buggzy player is getting mad because he can't jump through a window.
>"Need some help with the window?"
>Toss Buggzy to his death and he quits out of rage.

>play game
>pick AJ
>attempt to stealth
>Vanessigger sprints around the map like a retard
>gets found by Jason like a retard
>bee lines directly to my blip on the map
>runs Jason right into me
>outruns me and then I die to Jason instead
>this happens at least 3 times
>never buy the full game
there's your fucking story

How do you drop items?

Is this Chris-Chan?

So instead of working together people just throw each other under the bus by bringing the killer to their teammates? Wow, sounds like fun

When I play AJ I make it a point to avoid Vanessa players as much as possible. I'll hang around Buggzy players if they actually want to communicate since they can defend me and I can repair things for them.

How do you crouch sprint?
I want a whole squad of crouch sprinters doing circles around Jason

Vanessa players are to F13 what Claudette is to DbD.

Try the pirated version, it can still play online. There should be enough pirates playing to find at least a few games.

>buy game
>Searching for sessions....

$40 down the drain

Lynching Vanessas on sight is a common practice

close the porn, retard

Didn't buy the game. Did a dodge a huge bullet? Seems like Flavor of the Week.

Dude idk what the fuck that means, speak english

Claudette players in Dead by Daylight are try hards who always use meta perks and generally are just cancerous players all around. Vanessa in F13 attracts the same sort of players.

Who gives a fuck about nerfs if you can't even play the game? Half the lobby leaves if they don't get Jason so you get to play with two fucking people every game. Fuck that.

>Who gives a fuck about nerfs if you can't even play the game? Half the lobby leaves if they don't get Jason so you get to play with two fucking people every game. Fuck that.


Doesn't happen to me.

Plz halp

Why do people care so much about being Jason? By some miracle of the universe I usually get to be Jason in like three games in a row but I'm sick of him because it's so fucking easy to kill people.

It feels more rewarding to escape as a counselor.

Start game.
Have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Grab a bat and start looking for Jason.
Search houses get First Aid spray and a pocket knife, map too.
Spend five minutes looking around, find three dead players by the blue car.
Machete Jason just hacking away at another, no grab kills or anything.
Smack with a bat. Knock mask off.
Drop First Aid spray, smack Jason again after he recovers.
Get in car.
Drive away.
Come back as Jarvis, call cops, leave.

Bitch that escaped had the sweater and presumably used it once.

is there anyway to buy the physical copy?

You know that character in online games that attract the biggest assholes?
Vanessa is this for Friday 13th. Even more so than Chad, since Jason actually struggles to find him, Vanessa might as well wear clown shoes.

Its happened way too many times to be worth 40 bucks. There needs to be a real penalty for leaving once you see you don't get Jason.

I can't believe I'm saying this but they should do it like DBD does it and just have you queue for killer or counselor.

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no not even on consoles

Because all those salty killers from Dead by Daylight who couldn't git gud flocked to this game and if they don't get to main their OP killer they won't play at all. Don't you worry, the game will be dead soon and those people will be forced back to being a shitty killed in DbD.

>Collect Battery, Keys and Gas
>Escape on Boat instead

I don't want the game to die, it's really fun. I hate this play to win attitude competitive esport games have created.

This game is flawed but offers a great online experience, it's just a game. I miss that. Everything is meta competitive shit these days.

Fuck your """fun"""

Nerf Jason or riot.

Me neither, but the DbD devs forcing the esports aspect hard attracted the wrong crowd to this game. People don't play games for fun anymore, if you aren't winning 100% of the time no matter how boring the way to do it is then you're not actually having fun.

HOW DO YOU CROUCH SPRINT

Can we get some Sup Forums games going?
I want to play with people who actually use a mic and aren't screaming children.

>Be Adam
>Team up with two other people
>Get everything we need for the car
>Get to the car, Jason appears
>We drive like bats outta hell and leave everyone else
>Be a nut hair away from escaping
>Jason spawns and stops the car right at the finish line
>everyone gets out and teams up on Jason
>one guy stays behind while the two of us escape
He was a good man

>escape on the boat by myself
>hid he keys, fuse and battery in the middle of nowhere
>come back as Tommy immediately
>find my shit and escape in the car by myself