THIS IS MY BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARD
THIS IS MY BOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARD
Isaiah Williams
Luis Campbell
cliff did nothing wrong
Leo Nelson
You tried... to shitpost... my board?! HUH? NOT ON MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Carson Diaz
you dont buy dead rising to SHOOT zombies retard
Jackson Jackson
I DONT ALLOW SHITPOSTING ON MY BOARD!!!
Noah Lee
You don't want to shoot, you want to melee that shit up.
Henry Sanchez
it's a 2006 game and capcom was still used to resident evil shooting. also the point isn't to kill zombies. if you want that, get nu-male rising 4. to me, this game is proof that the 360 BTFOs the ps3 any day.
Leo Martin
It's not a shooter.
Brayden Brooks
So she raped those girls with her nightstick, right?
Jason Gray
You're the reason we have shit like DR4
Logan Nelson
Yepperoni.
Landon Sullivan
That's hot.
Jo lead a hot life.
Luke Davis
How can a man be such an absolute retard?
Ryan Brown
HAVE YOU SEEN MY BABY!?
Logan Watson
have they ever patched the shit AI in this game so they can follow you
Noah Moore
>shooting the zombies
What a fag
Hudson Lee
DR2 Off the Record seems okay. I don't want to craft weapons though, I don't have any interest in that and it seems like such a big part of the game.
Brayden Bell
Eh, crafting's not that bad once you get a few good weapons made and just go nuts. Off The Record is a fun time.
Chase Smith
I only make Spikebats. Its the only practical thing to make so far.
Jeremiah Barnes
>Fat bitch has one of the best themes in the game
What went right?
youtube.com
Oliver Sanders
>Old woman starts tearing down the barricade
>She's just too powerful for anyone to stop her
Levi Thompson
Don't underestimate tard strength.
Carter Sullivan
Why didn't they just push her out with the zombies?
Sebastian Baker
fuck you vincent
Jacob Young
She had to save her doggo.
James Thompson
>not beating zombies to death with your bare hands and whatever bullshit is in arms reach
Never gonna make it.
John Young
For real though Dead Rising 3 may have been the beginning of the end for quality of the series, but it's actuals storyline was all pandering and I loved it.
Jayden Rogers
>not just using mannequin torsos.
Wyatt Allen
>not just using shower heads
Zachary Adams
Shower heads are for gays.
Justin Barnes
>not using the puke from a randomizer
Blake Hernandez
I liked dr2 better
William Richardson
Did you get Katie her Zombrex, user?
Ayden King
Suits you fine so.
Oliver Diaz
BUTTAH
Leo Butler
You son of a bitch.
Mason Walker
DUDE
Isaac Walker
Beep beep out of the way, most memorable boss coming through.
not counting WEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Tyler Collins
Whos bright idea was it to give a clown two real chainsaws?
Parker Gutierrez
Only because he's usually the first psycho anybody fights.
Daniel Ross
So did Adam's brother just not listen to the part about how he was chasing Frank with chainsaws?
Ryder Reyes
What did DR2 do wrong with Psychos to make them all so unmemorable?
Eli Sullivan
Probably ignored it. Clown pride is strong.
David Sullivan
I remember "I'M NUMBAH OOOONE"
Hunter Hughes
>dead rising 4 ignores how frank was becoming an old man looking to find the truth
>we are going back to our roots
Julian Gomez
You shush now.
Brandon Evans
I remember Randy pretty well
Robert Cox
>he doesnt remember Leon
>he doesnt remember TK
>he doesnt remember Diva
>he doesnt remember Slappy, who everyone knows
>he doesnt remember Double D
Colton Walker
go away
Robert Thompson
It's no use, she's too strong
Two men just aren't enough to stop her
Oliver Long
How is the DR1 PC port?
Lucas Lewis
It should've been a completely different character. A shopping mall during Christmas was a good setting
Jose Ramirez
Flawless
Easton Lee
Fantastic!
Christian Hernandez
Nice!
Joshua Nguyen
Dumb sluts.
Hunter Thompson
Alright!
Robert Torres
Good!
Hudson Collins
Amazing!
Brandon Adams
Yeah!
Luke Nguyen
>We will never get a dead rising game set in a third world country that can't afford the zombie cure.
If they want to keep up the American Government sucks B-Movie stuff they've been doing, they should go full out. Have the US doing some zombie warfare for oil.
Grayson Howard
I have been saying this for the longest time, dead rising is at its best when its a guys first time this being franks third time in an outbreak he is experienced I know your saying it cause it sucked but I really think dead rising should always switch protagonists and frank should just cameo
Dominic Hall
>dead rising is at its best when its a guys first time
But dead rising 3 sucked ass.
Nolan Bennett
blame capcom vancouver being retarded
Adrian Lewis
It's gameplay sucks, but the story is actually bretty gud.
>Finally get to learn what happened to the 50 zombie kids
>Over the top government conspiracy
>DR2 cameos
>Cure for zombies
Christopher Phillips
...
Angel Turner
Nick and Katie were the worst parts about DR3's story.
Joshua Ortiz
you got the video for that scene?
William Lewis
Why didn't they just shoot her?
Adrian Torres
The guy in the gun shop didn't let them have any because he was busy shoving them up his ass.
Owen Fisher
>fuck yes a grocery store!
>look at all this food!
>wait... what was that noise?
Michael Adams
>it's no use
why would you shoot an old woman before pushing her out of the mall?
Joseph Cox
Never forget
youtube.com
>We like Frank because he's badass, has the biggest balls I've ever seen on a video game character and kicks ass.
When I played the first Dead Rising Frank was none of that. He was just a regular guy trying to survive.
Brody Hernandez
But there's a guy with a shotgun right there, you can even grab it before running to the safe room.
Adrian Anderson
It didn't have shells in it.
Michael Rivera
Well he fought that guy on a tank.
Joshua Cruz
It has 20 if you pick it up.
Ayden Hall
What was their fucking problem?
Noah Gray
He didn't put the shells in it.
Easton Gomez
they praise kek
Easton Cruz
Daily reminder that at the end of Dead Rising 4 Frank dies.
But in the DLC he turns into a zombie and gets cured and escapes and everything's fine so killing him was pointless.
Christopher Parker
we gotta clean up this board, one thread at a time!
Kevin Hughes
zombie apocalypses usually end up making death cults
Joseph James
>try to fight them all barehanded and with a bat
>get swarmed
>MWAHAHAHHA
>tied up and robbed
>missed out on Sean boss fight and that surviver died
Cooper Foster
>Have to get past the wall of cultists
>mfw pocket sand
Asher Ward
Frank doesn't load any shells when you pick it up
Gabriel Phillips
youtube.com
Best boss theme of 2
Brody Flores
>pointless
got those monies didn't we goy?
Anthony Murphy
He didn't know how to shoot it and just wanted to be cool, alright?
Alexander Peterson
>We'll never have a good DR again
Luke James
>2's entire fucking soundtrack is nothing but celldweller
What the fuck were they thinking?
Connor Smith
thats not Switchback
youtube.com
it had some blue stalhi in it to.
Isaac Mitchell
>cultists
>not getting a bowling ball and using frank's patented bash move where his entire arm dislocates from his body for maximum velocity
Thomas Wilson
>it had some blue stalhi in it to.
There's a difference?
Hunter Torres
Okay Sup Forums
Capcom gets you into their office
"If you think you're so smart, why don't YOU make Dead Rising 5 good and financially successful. "
What do?
Nathaniel Cox
what about
Dead Rising: Canada?
Elijah Butler
/ourguy/
Alexander Bell
American war on Canada with zombies?
Sure, I can dig it.
Kevin Green
Dead Rising 1 is an objectively FLAWLESS game.
Lincoln Allen
That AI is pretty garbage.