Game has story

>game has story

>story has a game
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE?

>game comes with game

what the fuck

>game doesn't have a story

>game has controls

>the game has long, long cutscenes and is criticized and used as an example of "cinematic cancer", yet it have a gameplay with enough depth to justify sending in a second disc that is pure gameplay

>game has tutorials

>game has gameplay

>game has

>game has characters

>game

Holy shit, came to post this

>game has graphics

Go to bed, Miyamoto.

hey your back
hello

Post May

>playing video games
>not imagining yourself playing video games instead

>you can play game

>gay

>game doesn't have story

...

>game has a story
>but it's delivered in a very poor manner and constantly interrupts the gameplay
>instead of acting to break up gameplay as a breather or reward
>and instead of being used as needed to give context to the gameplay
>it isn't even a good story

>game has cutscenes

fucking MGS2

>game

>games starts with more than 10 minutes of cutscenes and dialogue.

>game has difficulty

>story in a game

>game has postgame

>Game is just the postgame
>Later on you unlock the pre-game

I want to lick Gabu-chan's face

I know everyone is just meming but being serious for a second
>game has unlockable prologues/side stories
>you play as a side character or villian

BELLY FULL OF SEED

>Game has unskippable walk-and-talk segments instead of cutscenes because it's "more immersive" and "doesn't take control away from the player"

If you insist

>game has bosses
>bosses are helicopters