Be pannenkoek2012

>be pannenkoek2012
>understand Mario 64 better than any other being in history
>invent a new technique to save time when speedrunning the masterpiece of the human race
>lesser beings in charge of competitions ban it for no reason
>they begin giving out challenges and taking in entries to determine who is good enough to compete in man's greatest sport
>decide to send in entries where you fulfill every requirement in the most obtuse, roundabout, technically correct way imaginable just to fuck with them
>they ban you
>yfw

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What was the point in him going into a 120 star save, going into the water, dying, then deleting the save?

What type of tactic is that?

it's shitposting in competition entry form.

because the rules didn't say he couldn't

TFW your competition is so good you have to ban them so you can feel "Good" about winning shit like this

Ok this is pretty fucking funny

is this GDQ that banned him?

Why is the speed running community such cancer?

It's like pannen sees a video of someone speedrunning with downwarps and just says "you are like a little baby, watch this"

Pannenkoek is a fucking god

>that ending

10/10

kino ending

>You may not press the A button.
>his face when

>throws bombs
>they disappear
>does fantastic flip
>it summons all the bombs

Like art

What were the speedrun requirements? It looks like he's just doing a bunch of random goofy shit.

Literally because most people involved have autism, anxiety, self-esteem issues, or some other defect with their ability to socialize.

That ending was absolutely beautiful

OP is a retard and linked you half a minute into the video. Go back to the beginning. It lists the requirements.

I see that now, thank you! Fuckin stupid OP

>that part where he just crawls through the entire stage

I think you're on to something

why was he banned?

Reminder that Pannen avoids A presses to create a challenge, his real power level shall never be show

youtube.com/watch?v=0NA_Nq7oZZU

Why did they ban him? I mean he's obviously the most dedicated person on earth to this game.

>the hazy maze one

pannen is a god among men

They were jelly

thats exactly why
no one can beat him

skimming the comments on the video whoever ran the competition put in some rule against HOLPs and he entered and made these just to fuck with them.

>1:05 and onward

...

>being so autistic that other autistic people ban you from their events

How does a single man attain this much power?

I don't get it. What's so special about him doing these speed runs? Sure, he pulls off cool techniques but he's just wasting time.

>the fucking ending

doing a bunch of shit you never thought to do when you played it as a kid

is probably the appeal.

So do they just disqualify him for taking so long?

...

>no harmless fun allowed
>muh autism
This is exactly what I expected to be the reason.

when is he gonna upload more commentated stuff

youtube.com/watch?v=bHwiIp4i5eA

never, probably

He says he doesn't want to because he was in a bad spot when he made his last commentated video, and doing the commentary reminds him of that.

>that last one
As expected from the master

These autists just banned him because they got blown the fuck out by based pannen. These challenges were childs play for him.

Probably for not following the spirit of the competition. He did complete the tasks, but obviously not the ways the contest makers wanted him to.

I sometimes make love to my Yoshi doll

Why does that call for a ban?
Why did they take it as an insult like a bunch of salty cunts?

Autism.

There needs to be a Pannenkoek2012 anime

It's a battle shonen-style thing that involves him developing all his various techniques

The climax is the OP vid

TJ Henry is the Enemy turned rival against final autism bosses

>FUCKING ZIPPING ALL AROUND THE PLACE LIKE SOME FUCKING CHINESE CARTOON CHARACTER

HE'S FUCKING ASCENDED

Im so glad Pannen is actually doing well in life, I heard hes getting a big degree in something. thank god his talent is def not going to get wasted in some mothers basement

speedrunning is the most degenerate act man has ever come up with

god I hate the "speedrunning community" so fucking much

>12:25
>50 minutes later

Someone post "Red Coins on the Floating Ship... Without the Ship" if it hasn't been posted yet.

Ayo fampai lemme get a star for getting all the red coins on the ship with out the ship

say no more

Been posted.

Now this is next level bingbingwahoo

his parents are the antagonist

>the effort the winners put in
>they had to ban pannekoek to even have a chance at winning
lmaoing at your life

>That ending
That's the most elaborate middle finger I've ever seen
Fucking brilliant

I didn't realize Mario was the precursor to Metal Gear Rising

Jesus thats legit one of his best videos I have ever seen.

More specifically, doing the commentary video took a crazy amount of work and he could only have the time when he was in that shitty place

the guy actually has a relatively together life, apparently.

There's always that scene in cheesy over-the-top shonens when the main villain or hero reveals he's been wearing weighted clothes, or operating at 1/10th of his full power, then cuts loose and destroys any semblance of competition.

This is Pannen reminding mortals that he's just playing on their level to be polite

I was wondering what he was doing just crawling around, I was expecting some zany trickery, but he's just fulfilling the shitty baby-mode challenge requirement in the slowest possible way as an insult.

This smug fucking bastard.

>the fucking ending

holy shit how

by 2019 this guy is gonna be like "yeah I wrote a multitasking OS core with networking stack ith Super Mario 64. Without jumping."

Is the glitching just a side effect of the speed run tools or is the game engine that poorly coded?

You could do everything in these if you had tas levels of perfection.

Are you new to pannekokekekekokek? He knows every glitch and oddity in sm64 better than I know how to take a shit

most old games were hobbled together and full of bugs and glitches, but for the most part you dont have the speed or precision to exploit alot of these pixel perfect bugs.
The tools let you abuse them

I have no doubts a lot of third party games were cobbled together with second hand usenet slopcode, but this is Nintendo we are talking about. They have been stringent assholes about play and bug testing up to Wii. Seeing a first party title get torn apart by the seems this way is something special.

nintendo games usually do have a good amount of polish, but there's still plenty of glitches and shit in them youtube.com/watch?v=p0KR9n8ZPjo

I don't think you understand, Mario64 is a cartridge game. Cartridges have virtually no space on them, you HAVE to cut corners or the game doesn't get made. Even ps1 games where they had disks still cut crazy amount of corners because that was the norm. You make the game as small as possible because you have so little to work with.

wtf is a HOLP

Early 3d engines relied on a lot of rough physics approximations to save on processing and memory overhead. Nintendo did a pretty good job of polishing to the point that it usually didn't matter during normal gameplay, but if you know where and how to exploit those physics quirks you can break it really really hard.

Games in general are kind of cobbled together out of whatever works. It's just Mario 64 and OoT in particular have been broken down and analyzed to the last pixel.

Held Object's Last Position

I enjoy that a fellow with a username that is just a type of pancake creates such interesting videos.

you need to remember this is THE FIRST Nintendo 64 game and the first full polygonal engine Nintendo ever built

It was a fucking cadillac compared to a lot of other 3D games of the era

99.9% of the shit pannen does won't be seen by the average player until they watch his videos online, that's great for an early ambitious 3d game

>pannenkoek playing 4D billiards

The way that Mario 64 handles collisions and pathfinding of some of the objects is really weird.

Also his Floats video helped me understand how floats work.

Case in point, the game checks Mario's speed and intended direction to see if he'll go out of bounds. It checks 4 distances per frame. This is why Pan does QPU travel - when he builds up ludicrous speed, it must be enough speed to travel across THREE LARGE EMPTY AREAS OF NOTHING and hop FOUR MAP DISTANCES in one frame.

Did he just All-Out Attack Jolly Roger Bay?

Give them some slack this was basically their first 3D game in a new console. It works amazingly well under normal conditions, its just that there are a bunch of edge cases that let you pull hilarious shit caused by the way Mario's position is updated basically. For example if I remember correctly, when mario is tries to move into a floor the game is programmed to push him upwards, and if he tries to move into a ceiling it stops him from moving or something, so if you have both close to each other you get stuck in place for a while until eventually you shoot off really fast because your speed kept building up while the ceiling and floor kept you still.

Does anyone have this with youtubedoubler set to FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME?

JESUS

The N64 was a piece of shit, I don't blame the developers.

>this isn't that long and obtuse, they look pretty fast
>mfw task 5

>Be wantching related videos
>something about luring the spider in the maze
>something about to gain super speed
>Suddenly parallel universes
WTF seriously how much time does this guy invest in mario??

You watch your fucking language about my baby.

this is some next level autism
we should weaponize that

Don't worry I love the thing but it was a piece of shit.

So this is what happens if he uses A presses
I suppose he refrains out of mercy

Kind of odd to say that went it was designed by SGI in their hardware prime. Wonder what went on them between them and Nintendo. Big N did cut the system ram in half to save costs.

Pannen is not of this world. Who knew there was such fine line between autism and legend?

God himself might want to think twice about facing pannen in his domain

>beginning of task 5
kino