ITT: Horrendous PC Ports

ITT: Horrendous PC Ports...

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Oh yeah jesus christ, that one IS shit

Batman Arkham: knight on release.

What's horrendous about it?

It comes locked at like 480p and 30fps, it looms fucking terrible, you need mods to fix it.

I guess that's why. I just applied DSfix on install and never looked back, but vanilla, you're probably right.

Deadly Premonition

Mass Effect Andromeda.

Oh wait, that was just the entire game.

I'm just happy we got it
Such a great game

i had no problems with that game ran at stable 60fps for me

>playing any souls game on PC

>playing any souls game available in 60fps at 30fps

70 million people don't care

>Playing a game with logic tied to frame rate at a frame rate higher than the devs intended

Oh yeah, it was actually fucking awful.
If it wasn't for the DSFix guy, it would have been DOA.

But Dark Souls' game logic isn't tied to framerate? The only example of this is Dark Souls II and durability.

Keep eating that shit consoletard

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>w-we don't care about a better framerate anyway

DARK SOULS 1 GRAVITY/JUMP DISTANCE/ROLL DISTANCE IS LITERALLY AFFECTED BY FRAMES YOU STUPID DOODEEHEAD

It's very minor. You can still do the jump to get the Iaito in 60fps.

Add nier, 3 months still no patch... rip, platinum shouldhve done better

You can't get the jump to go to Asylum at 30fps.

1024x720*, nice exaggeration
It's the exact same fucking thing as the console versions of the game though, still a shit port job but you're definitely blowing things out of proportion.

In the end it doesn't even matter, since DSfix is a thing and has been a thing since less than month of release, whining about it 5 years later is a bit of a stretch tbqhfam.

the fact that mods are required to fix the game is already pathetic.

yep this is one of the worst
i've got this installed and it works perfectly fine

Fix? It's not broken at all, it's indifferent from the console versions. Just play it without the 'mod' if it bothers you so much.

Your post is pretty pathetic but to each their own.

so don't be a console faggot and bind the framerate to something like numpad0 so that you can switch it over in the rare instances that you need it?

Literally every jump is possible at 60 fps.

Stop moving the goal post, what was said is frame rate didn't effect anything in in DaS, which is demonstrably false.
This is also false.

To this day, I still mad as hell

Dark Souls 1 isn't bad, it's superior to the console versions, not glitchy and wasn't very demanding at launch.

A truly terrible PC port is something like Devil May Cry 3 which doesn't run properly even on modern PCs and doesn't support full analogue movement.

this
wrong choice of words by OP

nah dark souls 1 after DSfix is better than the console versions and it only takes 2 minutes to apply the fix unless you're mentally ill. shit, even WITHOUT the DSfix its technically still miles above PS3 since you can enjoy blighttown aka the best area in the game
NOW THIS, nevermind that you need lengty amounts of time to iron out all the issues fixing the sound is still impossible and you don't get the DLC either. just go for the 360

that actually made me laugh are you defending a poor port, Im not here to poke fun at the story but 1024x720 - 30 fps lock on pc
what the fuck were they thinking

Who the fuck defends it.
It's a 1:1 port. Literally the same shit as you get on consoles. It's a shit port but it's definitely not broken nor 'horrendous', OP made a bad choice of words and is doubling down.

70 million people are fucking dumb

>60 fps
>levels load insanely fast
>can use superior Xbox controller or shitty PS controller
>graphics look way better
>use other communication methods like teamspeak
>can play it even after upgrading PC

Did Sup Forums really forget about this one?

It got some patches later on, didn't it?
Besides, it's a bamham game, probably not the first thing in people's minds.

the only thing that sucks are that the shadows are displayed in a weird fashion. shading is all fucked up.

playing this game with keyboard is atrocious but with controller it just works as it should. still very playable.

>when the port is a completely different and inferior game

y-yeah! tell 'em how it is!

2 easy. Almost every port is very bad. Need thread which one was NOrmal

Vanquish

Oh jesus, thanks for reminding me user...

Dark Souls also got patches. Albeit, unofficial.

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>patches

And, as multiple people have pointed out by now, Dark Souls is a horrible choice for this thread, in fact it's a far far better port than Arkham Knight was/is.

have you tried to play that shit with a keyboard and without the modifications. I mean really have you.
I spent 120 dollars on my memeboard and mouse I mean have you seen the controls
>delete for menu
what the fuck pfffhahahahaahahahahahahaha

Ha.

Nice unfunny Reddit joke fag

Man you just dont know when to quit.

>Dark Souls is a horrible choice for this thread
I can't deny that it was a bad port, but that's because they didn't bring it up to 60 fps native and fix the problems the console version had. It's somewhat telling that it's worst sins were keeping the disadvantages that the console version had.

>You need to downclock your fucking CPU so the game doesn't run in fast motion

You don't know what you're talking about. Stop spreading misinformation.

Frame rate is bound to backspace by default in dsfix.

>Boohoo they're insulting my favourite game

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>we'll sooner get the 360 version running than fixing the PC port

How can someone legally even charge money for such a shit piece of software?

>PC getting the exact same shit as console doesn't constitute as a shit port now
What? It was completely unacceptable for a PC release. 30 fps lock, low resolution, awful controls, tutorial messages showing Xbox controls. I honestly don't know how it could be worse other than the game not booting at all.
I played the shit out of it but that's solely because of DSfix/mousefix.

>it's a 1:1 port

Yeah, with a fucking plethora of technical issues. Seriously, you can't defend this. I'm looking forward to your "works on my machine :^)" reply.

>Yeah, with a fucking plethora of technical issues
such as?

Did you even read the fucking post, it clearly says it's a shit port

However when the game works as intended and is not broken or gimped, and its issues can be fixed unlike for example, it's out of place ITT.

Clearly not 'defending' the fucking port and even said so multiple times, but it's a poor fucking choice for this thread when you consider that there are actual fucking 'horrendous' and broken ports that exist.

Devil may cry 3

GOG had this game for free like 2 weeks ago, i bet no one downloaded it.

It's werk'd 4 me on three different computers. Never understood why this one's so notorious.

I did. It actually runs fine on my computer.

>i'm allowed to be stupid because these other people are stupid

lucky :(

Just Cause 3.

> :(

What's wrong with Just Cause 3 as a port?

I've heard mixed things.

Game runs at 900p and mostly 60fps on a base PS4, but with the equivalent graphics card on PC you get about 20fps at 720p.

I played i vanilla with controller and i loved it!

What's the equivalent graphic card of a PS4 on PC ?

What if I was running a GTX 1080?

honestly if i hadnt read about that on the internet i would even know. I still play the vanilla version and i have ZERO fucking problems with it

GTX 750 Ti

Dark Souls Input Mod (bundles in the recently released mouselook mod):

reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/6cwe78/darksoulsinputcustomizer_v10_rebind_all_actions/

runs fine on my system and was a thoroughly enjoyable experience
>i7 3770k
>16GB
>GTX 960

something like a mobile 700/800 or 8000 series card iirc.

I heard about that, but I was still able to make it

No, every jump is possible at 60, they're just harder and need better timing.
The only ladder affected by 60FPS is the one under the Sunbro statue and only when going down, but the drop is soo small you can just jump down with zero damage.
And the only other issues with 60 is a few ledges in the Great Hollow don't let you pass easily at 60.

I never played Dark Souls with the 60fps mod (I didn't even know it existed) but now I'm interested.
Does it make the game harder/easier ?

Now I know there's actually people worse then the squad kiddos on this website.

It's called DSfix, it's not just a 60fps mod, it's a .dll that allows you to control things like rendering resolution, anti-aliasing and ssao, unlock fps, post-processing, texture dumping and overriding, play in borderless windowed mode etc.

It doesn't necessarily make the game any harder or easier, just allows for a more personalised and enjoyable playing experience.

nexusmods.com/darksouls/mods/19/?

I wouldn't call Metal Gear Rising "horrendous", but there's one thing that drives me nuts about it.

I have my "My Documents" folder (which should really be called "saves and settings" by now) on a different drive for safety:
>B:\Documents
So in theory the game should store its save and settings in
>B:\Documents\mgr\savedata
but, for some retarded reason, the game is hard-coded to load from
>%userprofile%\Documents\mgr\savedata
("%userprofile%" is equivalent to "C:\Users\[your username]")

HOWEVER
Steam Cloud only downloads to, and uploads from, B:\Documents\mgr\savedata.

>inb4 create a symlink
Sure, but the point is that it's fucking retarded.