Let's go p__irate Todd Howard's distorted desires in the form of acopy of Skyrim and Fallout 4

Let's go p__irate Todd Howard's distorted desires in the form of acopy of Skyrim and Fallout 4.

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Todd posting is still my favorite maymay

Go ahead and pirate it, user. Just see what happens...

haha no seriously guys, please buy my game

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We're the Phantom Thieves, here to pirate your game!

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Hey, user... PLease just hear me out. If you pirate it then DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT YOU RETARDED FAGGOT

Let them pirate your game, Mr. Howard.. if you value your life.

You think you can kill me? Try this on for size...

T-Todd, I don't have the money for Fallout 4, but I have Fallout New Vegas and the free copy of Skyrim Special Edition you gave me, i-is that okay?

GODDAMNIT TODD i JUST GOT A NEW COMPUTER, FUCK NOW I HAVE TO THROW IT OUT

You think you can force us, the Phantom Thieves to buy your game? Heh, I bet you'll never make us buy that shitty game of yours.

We'll steal your heart, and no longer you will force people to buy your games.

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Shitty adults like you should die! Skyrim Effin sucks

I really really REALLY want to know what's his treasure

Would that be deadly in real life?

Sure, user... just make sure you save some money and buy it along with the season pass okay? I'll be on the watch until you buy, don't worry no pressure

The first GOTY award he got

B-but Todd, I need to eat and pay rent! Do you think I could at least play it for free first before I commit to buying it?

AND YOU'LL KNOW WE WERE OUT THERE

NO YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU HAVE TO BUY IT DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT PIRATING YOU FAG- I-I mean, maybe you could skip eating for a few weeks? It'll be worth it considering the experiece that Fallout 4™ delivers you!

Todd literally did nothing wrong. Phantom Torrenter is criminal scum.

How Todd's palace should look like?

So this thread's theme is now youtube.com/watch?v=lcE4-6QGgpc

I'm thinking its a mountain.

What would Todd's boss form look like?

A dragon's enormous body with his normal head and a crown

But wouldn't I die and be unable to play your games?

Is that you Akechi?

>picture of Araki eating a donut
>it's not even 30 MB

Its like you're not even trying to scare people

Todd Howard's distortion is incredibly distorted. To him, his company is a mountain, and his employees are hitchhiking equipment. A truly despicable man.

Even his pathways aren't what they appear to be; the directions written on the signs are seldom true. The signs overgeneralize and certainly don't help us in finding the treasure, and don't get me started on the paywalls. We barely made it through the previous wall and the Game of the Year Edition wall, and now there's a SPECIAL EDITION WALL?! I take back what I said about the space station.

Shut the fuck up, he was in chess club

I have the police on my side. Buy Fallout 4™ with season pass and maybe I can forgot about this pirating nonsense.

>this thread

haha, nice post user
I have special content being made every other holiday for fallout shelter, so I dont have to wait a year to make the game of the year version

You dumb niggers, if you can't afford my masterpieces than at least download our brand new free to play game Quake Champions. You'll have hours upon hours of fun fragging newbs with your awesome hero abilities! What are you waiting for? Its free!

He turned his worker's head into a train. A FUCKING TRAIN.

Kamoshida and Todd are the same people. Prove me wrong.

Well in that sentence you said 'people' instead of 'person', implying two or more persons

Hey guys, I don't think taking Todd's treasure is the best idea. I mean, there's gotta be better targets to go after, right?

His palace would be the whole universe my dude

That fight was something else. Had to retreat for the day after that.

>infiltrate murray's palace
>it's tartarus but with 18 quintillion floors
fuck that, I'll pass

Guys, look what I got from a nearby video game store~

Randomly generated demons tho

>They havent even rescued Dreamboy from Todd's Palace

Thanks for buying Fallo--

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Futaba you smelly neet you fucking ruined everything.

SWATTED LIES IN THE MAKING

You'd better return that and purchase a copy of Fallout 4, or else.

¿QUE ES PHANTOM THIEF?

cant read english ;_;

YOU FOOL YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME

you disappoint me user....

FALLOUT 4 FOR THE TAKING

GTFO with that shit LOL

Look out everyone! He's going to retaliate!

Nice try, Todd. I have a persona with salvation. Your status ailments wont make us buy Fallout 4!

youtube.com/watch?v=depoaYUQeF8&t=110s

youtube.com/watch?v=xdJMxD7xxLE

*Casts Makarukaja*
*endures your attack*
*Casts Mediarahan*

Nothin' personnel, Todd. Just proving my own justice by pirating Fallout 4.

the sacrifice will be worth it

YOU'RE ALL UNDER FUCKIN' ARREST FOR BEING PHANTOM TORRENTERS

GET ON THE GODDAMNED GROUND WHILE I SQUASH YOU WITH PAYWALLS

Have you taken the Toddpill yet anons?

THESE GRAPHICS ARE A BLIGHT UPON ART ITSELF. HOW DARE YOU CLAIM THIS IS A MOUNTAIN, WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE TODD-SAN?! HOW DARE YOU SELL THIS AND LABEL IT AS ART, IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MERE SHAM. EVEN IF I HAD THE MONEY I WOULD MOST CERTAINLY NOT PURCHASE IT. NOW, WITNESS MY OTHER SELF.

Hey, 'Isa' Me!
Toddio!
Will 'youa' buy my uh game?

I am become Howard, destroyer of Phantom Torrenters.

Quick Joker! Send someone to torrent his game while the others distract him!

ITS TIME TO FUCKIN' DIE

PHANTOM CRIMINALS
YOU CAN'T TORRENT MY GAMES IF YOU'RE DEAD

Dammit, there's too many of them! Joker, there's a video game with complex RPG mechanics and a story with good writing sitting in the corner. Who are you going to send to fire it at Todd's Shadow?

>To him, his company is a mountain, and his employees are hitchhiking equipment. A truly despicable man.
You motherfucker.

Sorry, if I hadn't responded to the group chat. I went to the video game stores down in Akihabara and bought these wonderful games I saw from the ad. They look fun to play, too!

Joker, would you mind me staying at your place on Sunday so we could play these masterpieces together?

1 HP left...He wasn't lying about his power...

I'll send Yusuke! He knows how to create true art, unlike that bastard Todd

Sorry but as you can see here we're busy playing a great game.

Please leave.

STOP LYING ABOUT PURCHASING MY GAME YOU GODDAMN PIRATES

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I'M GOING TO RIP THE FUCKING SMUGNESS OUT OF YOUR BODY AND YOUR FACE YOU BASTARD YOU WOULDN'T KNOW TRUE ART IF IT HIT YOU IN THE FACE
TODD NUMBER 2 HELP ME

>click on thread expecting lots of fun toddposting
>it's just another persona thread
fuck

It's both.

Hello sir, I see you've bought Fallout 4™ and The Elder Scrolls Skyrim™. Might i interest you in Tje Elder Scrolls Morrowind™?

It's persona flavoured todd posting though. I've never played Persona and it's still pretty entertaining

If this isn't fun Toddposting I don't know what is

But it's not because the personafags are the ones doing the toddposting

I don't even fucking play persona but I'm still toddposting

Also might i interest you in this new game, called the Elder Scrolls 5 Skyrim™?

>New
Todd you can't just make a new version of a five year old game and call it new

Too many enraged Todds. Not funny. Satisfied Todds are the funniest. Personafags generally aren't very funny, so I guess it makes sense.

Someone must've been able to supply you with pirated copies of Todd's games. Now tell me, who was your supplier?

Doesn't matter. Seeing all these smug persona characters ruins my appetite for good memes. Why can't they all just fuck off to /vg/?

Greetings Earthlings I have traveled far and wide in the galaxy to find the best game ever made and my search finally ended here thanks to the Handsome, smart and strong Todd Howard and his game Fallout™ 4™. I am most pleased in his work. You must all buy his game or I will destroy the earth barring Todd and his amazing game

TAKING IT FROM HERE

BUUUYYYYYYY MMMYYYYYY GAAAAAMMEEE

Personally I dont think Todd Howard is too bad, I mean he has good intentions as in pic related, and every game has it s bugs you cant really blame him for everything, poeple need to just stop being self absorbed.
>LE HE SAID THIS AND YOU CANT DO THAT
Other people have promised much more and left you unable to do anythign about it, at least Bethesda games can improve with mods from players and patches from the devs.

If what he said in the quote image doesnt change your mind, then you are the problem in the industry.

Alright. Bless us with your comedic genius then.

What did you just say about me and my Art?
I have created what was a once a old videogame into a goddamned Picasso. You shut your FUCKING MOUTH!

As Proof I am an alien here's what you call a "photo"

I didn't like him until I heard his high pitched voice for the first time. Its pretty cute, he's like a leprechaun.

HOWAAAAAAAAAARRRDDDDDDD

Here come the shitposters to ruin everyone's fun. Whatever, I was getting tired anyways.

I'm playing the greatest game in the series ever made! Plus, my orange-scented shampoo fills the air inside my 24/7 air-conditioned room!

No, I won't! Make me, you corporate greed-consumed triple-A developer hack!

You've disappointed me with the shit you call your games, as well!

I've watched a walkthrough of both games instead, the stories are so bland and there's a lot of boring quests. Bad game overall!

user YOU OPEN THIS FUCKING DOOR OR I WILL BREAK IT DOWN LIKE I BREAK DOWN ON PIRATING!!