>Daaw it's a cute anime grill who wuws the MC since childhood and she's kidnapped by a big bad monster and needs your help to save her
>Whoops, she's already dead when you get there and has been dead for 100 years. And her spirit isn't head over heels but is more like "did I mention you let me die all alone inside this fucking monstrosity while you were off 'protecting' Zelda?"
Name one other franchise with the balls to pull something like this.
>needs your help to save her
>>Whoops, she's already dead when you get there
The King literally tells you that all the Champions are dead at the beginning of the game, it isn't a surprise.
best girl
Her pussy smells like fish anyways
>Trailers made it seem that there was a much bigger story than nothing at all
>Those characters you saw? All dead, and have been for 100 years.
>Now go meet their successors and help them out only for them to fuck off for the rest of the game, especially Teba
>They don't even gain control of the Divine Beasts, the spirits of the champions still do
BotW's story was just so... unfulfilling to me. The fact that the story can be missed completely, and the fact that you have to go out of your way just to see it is disappointing.
Best boy
I wonder what happened to their mother
Most boringest option, what does anyone see in her? Urbosa is best girl.
Fish girl don't have mammaries, you god damn twat.
There is literally no reason the champions should have been incapable of defeating Blight Ganon. They got what they deserved for being weak and unprepared.
Link singlehandedly destroyed hundreds of Guardians and untold armies of moblins and bokoblins and he has no supernatural powers.
The King probably rolled on top of her while they were asleep.
He also said the kingdom was desolate but there are people like everywhere casually picking truffles and shit
worm bait
She's shy and made out of raw fish. Who do you think she appeals to?
nigger they're airbladders
>Mipha
>Ruto
>this is what sidon will become
LOL FISHFAGS BTFOOO
One day Sidon will be that big and fat
i do not care
>girl
Is she naked? Is Nintendo sneaking CP in their games?
>implying the DLC isn't about thawing Miphna
you know it be true, Nintendo is a company and they would never pass on an opportunity for waifufag dollars
I'll be dead due to old age before that happens
>Sneaking
Remember that love letter sidequest?
Well EXCUUUUUUUSEEE MEEE princess
remember the main quest 100 year old loli Purah
She's not naked or looking for an older man to keep her comfortable though
she gets physicals though
How did Nintendo allowed this?
>Hey nomura we need to make Zelda great again do you have any ideas
>Hold my sake
Zelda is so unattractive in this game, and her voice just makes it all the worse. English Zelda was a mistake.
Urbosa had the coolest dungeon completion speech of any champion.
Prove me wrong?
Purah is cute and not for lewd!
>and he has no supernatural powers.
right, because he's only as strong as a regular human. because a regular human could do all the stuff he does. sure
>Playing with english voices
You always find new ways to disgust me, Sup Forums
They should have changed face of Link and Zelda's.
The hero is too cute to do something heroic
>her voice just makes it all the worse
Agreed, she sounds like a 40 year old fat woman
>her voice
mipha is even worse somehow. why couldnt they just hire actual british people?
>Implying you weren't forced to listen to them if you bought the English version
Fuck off retard
Oh sweet Jesus, what? I just bought it in my local store and assumed it had japanse voices, which it did.
Dodged a bullet there, what's the unfortunate region that had to listen to the worst dub since P4?
>Name one other franchise with the balls to pull something like this.
Closest thing I can think about is SOTC desu.
It took like a month or two for BotW to get a patch to allow you to change the voices, so people that played it at launch, if they didn't switch their console to another language (Which is pointless because it changes every bit of text to another language, can't play with Eng subs) had to put up with the English voices.
And people called me stupid for waiting. I need to rub this in their faces
Yeah, well, it's not like they changed the actual subs. If you play with Japanese voices, it still uses the subs for the English voices. There's a scene that makes this extremely obvious, and it's when Revali's flying away and he turns to Link to laugh at him, but there's English subs that flash on the screen saying "Good luck sealing the darkness." or something like that.