Name ONE thing that could beat a Teutonic Knight.
Name ONE thing that could beat a Teutonic Knight
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onager
car
mongolian horse archer
*blocks your path*
jaguar warriors economically
A nuclear warhead.
A monk.
Literally any ranged unit
t. former Teuton main
wololo
An ELITE Teutonic Knight
Well done, HOWEVER
car
starts with a W and had an awesome NES game called lololo
shit, now i want to play that starring him...
a Teutonic Knight
a Paladin
Bubonic plague
Hand Canoneer easily.
Poland
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howdoyouturnthison
An F-16.
Peipus lake
kiting?
SASSA
Old age.
One single skirmisher
Name 2 battles they won
Samurai wins (barely)
a Paladin driving a car
Christof Romuald.
Huskarl economically
Cataphracts I think, once the engagement size gets to a certain point due to splash damage.
A muslim.
The Battle of Black Forest and the Skirmish at Team Islands
Two teutonic knights?
Bullshit, the Celts and the Brits won them with tower rush and tower rush respectively
The Huns tried to use their starting scout to bait a wolf. I dunno why.
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the overpowered Medic class from Team Fortress Two (2)
Step aside, knave.
he said one thing you idiot
Stop adding motion blur to things, it doesn't make anything funny.
*light trajectory intensifies*
Teutonic Day
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NANI?
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Epic
Almost everything not melee.
ePiC
Cataphract
A cruise missile, maybe.
So I'm taking it Teutons are the best civ? I'm just getting back into this game as a noob, and can't decide on which civ I want to play as. Which ones should I avoid, and which ones are good and noob-friendly?
a Nazi pagan
King Harlaus
2 Teutonic knights
a spearchucking pagan and a pole with a plunger
Imperial age Goths
But that's not one Thing
it took a Mongol horde, numerous pagan tribes, Poland, Lithuania, Muscovy, and Novgorod to stop the Baltic Crusade
DUDE KING HARLAUS FEASTS DUDE LMAO
avoid franks. play byzantines or persians, or brits if youre a faggot
look up spirit of the law on youtube for some sweet videos
a Polish knight
Literally the worst king in Calradia, maybe Dhirim would not change colors every month if the fat fuck could put down the butter and actually remove Nord/Rhodok/Sarranid scum.
wooooooooooow it only took all of you teaming up to kill me
Two tonic knights
see
My big fat dick
How are polish so autistic abot their country?
>taking pride in the history of one's nation is autism
To play as or avoid?
>Mfw I've been maining brits and hiding behind my walls up til now
Byzantines used to be my go-to as a teen. Why are persians good?
extra starting resources, good cav, elephants as crowbar to break open lategame situations
to play
spamming is good
but Poland barely produced anything in their history, be it cultural or scientific. Do they even have ONE nobel prize?
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lol
Obama getting Nobel price makes entire Nobel prize invalid.
because they are seen as poor toilet washers nowadays. They need smth to feel better about themselves.To numb the pain beeing a citizen of the hellhole that is modern poland if u will.
>muh nobel prize
kill you're slef
>prize
fuck
Here in Germany they also have a reputation of being notorious thieves lul
there is LITERALLY no better place to live in yurop than glorious White man's paradise that is Poland
>Here in Germany
>lul
A regular unupgraded archer with 1 hp.
by 'they' you mean hyphenated germans of polish descent. Poles live in Poland while the dumpsters of Europe like germany and UK soak up our scum.
In Sweden they're known as the shittiest fucking construction workers and carpenters to have walked the earth. But smaller companies still hire Poles because they're cheap as hell.
Ditto for all of Scandinavia, actually. Poles are the new Jews
The march of time.
>to stop the Baltic Crusade
Seeing as how Poland is catholic I'd say the crusade succeeded.
Poland was Catholic BEFORE the crusade, you dumb fucking nigger.
They were the ones who initiated it in the first place.
A Threetonic Knight
sup
>calls crusade on pagans cus you want their land
>crusading order keeps the land and becomes a threat to your heretical ways
>yfw
What heretical ways?
the only reason why immigrants haven't flooded our country is the fact that they're not retarded enough to willingly choose to live in this hell