Can you name me a fat video game character

Can you name me a fat video game character

Hard mode: Not evil

Dante Must Die: not comedic relief

Hell and Hell: is the main character

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Shelby from Heavy Rain. One of the main characters. Not evil.

Uh user, have you beat the game?

That black guy from l4d2

I've beat it to Madison's tits.

The game was too shit to ever finish it. Unlike the load I finished to Madison's tits.

CJ

Mario

Mei from Overwatch

mario

Shelby is the killer.

Doughnut Drake

>not comedic relief
This is retarded since fatties are naturally amusing

no

Yes he is?

Bob from Tekken or the fat guy from SF

youtu.be/nhdfBIh4XFQ

Heavy Weapons Guy

Big smoke

that's deleted footage from an alternate ending

>shitposting this hard

you're the one getting mad about being wrong.

He's not fat, that's muscle.

I haven't played the game, but why didn't the kid just climb out of the river

Fat Princess

No idea. Heavy Rain was full of plot holes and stupid shit. Shelby being the killer was one of them, so was his motivation.

Chen Stormstout

Here's a recent example that checks all three boxes

Then who was the killer

Kirby
NEXT

Fat CJ

the fat guy in wonderful 101
... it doesn't count as comedic relief if all the characters are "funny" right?

The PS3 move controls

Wario.

He's not evil you dumbasses.

You failed both hard modes.

heavyrain.wikia.com/wiki/Scott_Shelby
"In the chapter "Origami Killer," Scott Shelby is revealed to be the Origami Killer."

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evil

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That's the wiki for the alternative ending

Far fatty...fat fat

Bob from Tekken

Wrong

life

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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baron, not a main character though

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being the butt of a joke or two doesn't mean he's comedic relief, it would have to be his entire character for that to be true

coach is a main cast character in l4d2, isn't evil, and has characterization besides cheeseburger apocalypss

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Hypothermia. He's a little kid and already had trouble hanging on to the ledge with the rushing water pulling at him, it being cold water chilled him to death while the player tried to get help.
Just stop. I've gotten every ending varient for Heavy Rain because I bothered to get all the trophies, Shelby is always the killer who kidnaps and drowns kids, and tries to kill the other characters who get close to discovering his secret. The big complaint about the game was that for being an interactive murder mystery, the killer was always the same, while the branching narrative structure and player choices could have allowed a different character to be the villian for each replay. If you wanted to actually argue a point, you could have said Shelby wasn't evil because he was killing kids for a good reason or something..

Subtle but i agree he did nothing wrong.

Not the main character but Yagrum from Morrowind.

no, you remember wrong or you played a bugged copy. Shelby is never the killer in the original game. It is always Herman.

Siegmeyer's not fat, though. Even though the armor itself makes it look like he is.

The best part of FEAR.

Well, he's selling illegal shit so he might count as evil, but not towards the player.

the one and only
also not evil, he just likes clean finances. He's basically Scrooge McDuck in vidya

>Hell and Hell

Yeah, he's a just a Jew/greedy.

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is this porn? and can you get a threesome with the black chick and the moody fuckboy on the left?

A bit of a jerk in the first game, but fully redeemed himself in the second one.

>moody fuckboy
>fuckboy

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He's evil in Mario Land 2 and is generally just a greedy asshole
Not sure if you classify greedy asshole as evil though

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nigga is a bro

Ramus. You probably have no idea who he is though. One of the main character for first half of the game.

Ellie, borderlands 2

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Is that Angry Joe?

Yeah he kicks ass but isn't he kind of comedic relief
His story and cutscenes are all jokes

Tbh everybody is a comedic relief in Tekken now.

There is also this guy.

Bill from The Last of Us

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Mark from Hotline Miami 2. While not there for comedic relief and being one of the protagonists, he is part of a group of vigilantes that kill gang members and low-lives, his big break being his chance to storm into a place full of Russian mobsters.

While the caption in the image may say otherwise, he says it as a mean to calm his friends about their first time going out to kill.

>Hell and Hell: is the main character
Piece of cake

Let me guess, not a single person contributing to this game is even slightly brown.

>fat
>not comedic
Those are some reality hard modes my man

Fat people are inherently evil

>two scoops

CJ in GTA SA if you eat a shitton of pizza and burgers.

>black guy
>not evil

Kirby,
Big Smoke

Moreover, Ellis is more the comic relief than Coach is.

Wario

Daichi from Draglade

Alex Yu

Fails dante must die obviously.

He's comic relief but he's also one of the realest bros in that game.

Seriously a friend that'll wrap himself in christmas lights and fight demons with you is bro-tier.